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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-09 |
Image Number: |
180285 |
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I sense the tides have shifted, Rosencrantz. The pendulum has reversed its swing. A page has been turned. A new character has entered stage left. And nothing will ever, ever be the same. The tale has been sent down a fateful path, which ends either in exaltation or oblivion, we know not which. Oh ... wait ... perchance I just have gas. Serves you right for stealing my week-old sandwich.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-05-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-19 |
Image Number: |
177593 |
Caption: |
Doctor … I'm afraid Grimmy's gas problems have gotten really serious.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2019-01-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-05-12 |
Image Number: |
3885 |
Caption: |
I was the bluebird of happiness, and then I eliminated worms from my diet. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
Viewable Date: |
2018-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-11-12 |
Image Number: |
20358 |
Caption: |
Graham added fiber to his diet. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2018-07-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-05 |
Image Number: |
172525 |
Caption: |
You again? Bob gets a visit from the Toot Fairy. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2017-04-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-16 |
Image Number: |
156014 |
Caption: |
Would you care for some breakfast, Earl? Ooh! Don't mention food! Upset stomach? Poor man! What've you been eating? An apple. And … ? A bag of jelly beans, a chocolate rabbit, and five marshmallow Peeps. Oh, and a creme-filled egg. Well, I guess you brought this on yourself then, didn't you? Yeah, I shouldn't have eaten that apple.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2017-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-11 |
Image Number: |
156719 |
Caption: |
What was in that burrito you made? It's giving me serious heartburn. Whachoomean, dawg? Ain't nothin' in there I don't always put in there. That's a double negative. Are you saying there wasn't anything unusual in there, or are you saying there was? That questions don't make no sense. Now you're just messing with me.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-01 |
Image Number: |
154311 |
Caption: |
Al, do you ever go back in time and try to pinpoint moments when you made bad life choices? Actually, after an episode of gastric distress this morning, I journeyed back in time to last night. I pinpointed midnight as the moment, and I pinpointed pizza as a bad life choice.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2017-01-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-23 |
Image Number: |
153701 |
Caption: |
I sense the tides have shifted, Rosencrantz. The pendulum has reversed its swing. A page has been turned. A new character has entered stage left. And nothing will ever, ever be the same. The tale has been sent down a fateful path, which ends either in exaltation or oblivion, we know not which. Oh ... wait ... perchance I just have gas. Served you right for stealing my week-old sandwich.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2016-09-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-17 |
Image Number: |
148348 |
Caption: |
You might want to cut back on the probiotics. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2016-09-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-01 |
Image Number: |
145571 |
Caption: |
Lars, there's something I need to tell you. Erp. Oh, excuse me, Linda. When my stomach senses yet another breakup speech, I get gas. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2016-02-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-13 |
Image Number: |
138401 |
Caption: |
Striking a heroic pose for just 2 minutes a day can change your life. Most people don't realize how much their body language says about them. Gurgle gurgle blork! Your body language says you shouldn't have had those french fries with ice cream. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
Viewable Date: |
2016-01-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-11 |
Image Number: |
137669 |
Caption: |
Today's our anniversary. Congratulations. How many years? Forty-one. That's a long time. You should be proud. You're right … Bring Fatty Arbuckle here a bowl of fruit, dry toast and a big glass of Metamucil. - I should be. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
Viewable Date: |
2016-01-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-11 |
Image Number: |
137093 |
Caption: |
Most mornings, Murray likes to jump-start his digestive system. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2015-12-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-12-12 |
Image Number: |
134400 |
Caption: |
Are you digesting what I said, Lance. Right now I'm digesting my lasagne, Gloria. But what you said is next in line. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2015-11-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-04 |
Image Number: |
132828 |
Caption: |
Why do I chew every bite of food exactly 66 times? I have two reasons. One is that it improves my digestion. The other is that Satan told me to. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2015-09-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-23 |
Image Number: |
132926 |
Caption: |
No caption (A museum security guard looks wearily at a dinosaur skeleton with a piece of pie on a plate where its stomach would be). |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2015-09-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-06-18 |
Image Number: |
7537 |
Caption: |
Pharmacy. I need a fast-acting antacid. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2015-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-04-10 |
Image Number: |
125250 |
Caption: |
Do you think golfers are easy to digest? They have a whole magazine about it. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2015-02-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-21 |
Image Number: |
122470 |
Caption: |
You can't spend your life saying "what if, what if?" Sometimes you just have to go for it. Victory never goes to the timid. And that's why you ordered the Shrimp Creole with fresh chilis and cayenne peppers? Do we have any more Tums? |
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