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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-11-11 |
| Image Number: |
89304 |
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Last year, I had an itty-bitty locker way out in building 9. It didn't hold half my stuff, and it took forever to hike there. I even broke a heel once - and I got rained on! This year, I dropped my phone in the toilet, got drenched by a gummed-up drinking fountain in hall C, snagged my skirt on a desk in math and dealt with barfy smells and an idiot lab partner in biology. Oh, and I also got the runs from something in the cafet - Tiffany! You're supposed to report a war veteran's experience - For Veteran's Day! Honor a veteran. High school is war. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-26 |
| Image Number: |
40231 |
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I didn't buy Halloween candy. I hate it that kids gorge on sweets. But I don't know what to give. Carrots? Toys? Dimes? What about garage sale stuff? What? We have junk in the garage we plan to sell. Give it to the kids! Win-win! "A bent golf club for you, an ugly ties for you, a half a roll of wallpaper for you, a broken lamp for you ... " See? It's even kinda scary. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
30683 |
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Wha'd you two do last night? Went to a huge party. Too many people, too much noise, too much drinking. A total waste. Wha'd you do? Stayed here and played trivial pursuit with Bernice and Delta. Nice. Why didn't you invite us?! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-27 |
| Image Number: |
30678 |
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I don't know what I'd do if anything happened to you, Pud. You're the best dog ever. And you're the best owner ever. I know you didn't just say that, but I can tell you're thinking it. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-19 |
| Image Number: |
30670 |
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Toni, I honestly didn't know what kind of resort I was inviting you to. I'd never assume you'd want to do something like that. I'm not that kind of guy. I know that, Brad. That's why it took me by surprise. So…we're okay again? We're okay again. Can we be more than okay? What, you want an upgrade already? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-13 |
| Image Number: |
30664 |
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Rompabout Resort is a nudist place? Are you telling me you didn't know that? No! No You're not telling me you didn't know or no you didn't know? Yes, I'm not…I mean, no…Could you repeat the question? I already know the answer. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-05 |
| Image Number: |
30656 |
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Tiffany! What are you doing here? Um…Selling my calendar? Duh. You can't just set up. You gotta ask the manager. The Tiffany Calendar. I did. And he was impressed by my worthy cause. Cause? What cause? "Financial Aid for Teen Girls." Meaning you. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-13 |
| Image Number: |
168011 |
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You're not going to literally hit Ann Eiffel, are you? Oh, please. I won't have to. Violence is never the answer. My plan will hit her so hard she'll give back your money. Dez, how much did Ann con you out of you, Tara and Luann? Around $400. Wow. $400? Consider it refunded. Get this woman a superhero cape!! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-28 |
| Image Number: |
166609 |
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Remember how we fought when we were kids? Yeah. You were so annoying. Always hogging the bathroom. At least I didn't stink it up. You were such a slob. And you were a pest. Like that time you put Jell-O in my shoes. You stapled my shirts to their hangers! Yeah, but you filled my Oreos with toothpaste! 'Cuz you put glitter in my shampoo bottle You called me a waste of perfectly good carbon. You called me a Cheeto-headed lardbutt. I kinda miss those days, don't you? yeah. Want me to give you a wedgie?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
165361 |
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What's this? Ooo! Two tickets to the car show! For Christmas I thought I'd give you something both of us can enjoy. I did the same. Hmm! Let me guess … new pillow cases? Framed wedding photo? Oh, I know personalized stationery! Am I warm? Brad. Not yet ... Okay, way better than personalized stationery.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-12 |
| Image Number: |
165563 |
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You didn't get Toni an anniversary gift, did you? No. She wants to keep it simple. Uh-huh. Well, if she expects nothing and you do nothing, you're a good guy. But if you do something she's not expecting, you're stud of the year! M. I guess I could get her a card or some flo ... Grab your wallet, stud. We are hittin' the mall!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-10 |
| Image Number: |
165359 |
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Ready to hang the Christmas lights, Brad? I dunno, dad, last year, you were gonna label all the strings so we know where they go. Yeah, I didn't quite get around to that … Did you make that lighting diagram of the house you've talked about for decades? Not yet ... But you carefully coiled the lights so they're not a big, tangled mess, right? Uh ... no. Nothing like a fun family tradition, huh? I wouldn't know. Xmas lights??? Lites (broken). Misc. Elect. Xmas stuff.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-21 |
| Image Number: |
164787 |
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Didn't Tiffany quit Kids First a while ago? Yeah, and even though she never liked working with the kids. They miss her. They poured their love into this c - We miss Miss. T. Poink. Love is fragile. And very messy.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-19 |
| Image Number: |
163982 |
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What're you looking at? Old photos of my parents. Family Photos. Here's my dad at 21. Driving his motorcycle on the beach, no shoes, no shirt, no helmet, a bottle of booze in his hand, a cigarette in his teeth and a huge grin on his face! Afrter dad got married and started his career, he became super cautious and safe. He quit smoking, stopped drinking and cut out red meat and sugar. He walked 3 miles every day and slept 9 hours every night. Then he died. At age 89. Yeah. But not once did I ever see him grin like this.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-25 |
| Image Number: |
163825 |
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Your school play opens next week? Is your boy, Axel, in it? No. Wizard of Oz opens next week! He didn't even try out. And I didn't either. But I didn't because I was sick, not because he didn't. I really am interested in theater, not just Axel. I think being in theater will make me more confident. even if Axel's not. In theater with me. Did I even say anything? Are you kidding? I've never heard you say so many words!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-22 |
| Image Number: |
162915 |
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I remember once when I was around six, I tried to do a detailed pencil sketch of a kitten. But my pencil was totally dull so my sketch was awful. Girls Rule. Ok. And the point is? That I didn't have one. Duh. So little has changed. At least I'm not totally dull.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-15 |
| Image Number: |
162700 |
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Look what I found in the back of my closet! The treasure box I made when I was six! Ooo! Treasure! Yeah! So let's see … A leaf, a feather, a hotel soap, a Smurf, a key chain, a dime, a sea shell, a rock and - hey! My mini telescope! I remember looking everywhere for this! I accused Brad of taking it. Guess I need to apologize to him, tell him he's forgiven, huh? It's never too late. Sigh. I'm bummed that my treasure box didn't have any real treasure in it ... Hey, you found some forgiveness. That's a priceless treasure, honey. Not compared to a wad of twenties, but nice try, dad.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-14 |
| Image Number: |
163164 |
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The last time I visited you at Al's you stole my card and ran up 5 grand. Remember? I figured you owed me. Didn't think you'd take me to court. And now you owe me. Send your next monthly check on time, k? Or not at all. I got you this gig, Ann. You'll make money. So cut me some slack. We'll see. But, kiddo? Don't manipulate me. Oh, it's only fun when you do it, huh?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-01 |
| Image Number: |
161387 |
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I joke about the thief of Moony, but I really regret what I did. So dumb. But, I learned my lesson! Well, that's good. Yeah. And I'm not gonna mess up here at the J.C. No more dumb mistakes! Like mixing two toxic chemicals? What?! Kidding. Oooo! GOOD one, girlfrien'!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-29 |
| Image Number: |
161384 |
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Please be on time in the future, Ms. Starr. Sorry! I just transferred and I didn't know parking was so hard. Won't happen again. The girl in 213 stole a bunch of stuff … Hi! Tara Starr. Guess we're lab partners! What's your name? Luann. Nice to meet you, Tara Steal - Starr.
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