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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-10-25 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-10-25 Pub. Date: 2019-10-25
Image Number: 180051
Caption: The Ask Sadie Radio Show. The most vitriolic hour on the dial (and that' sayin' something). I despise all callers. Your problems annoy me. I mock your pathetic lives. And yet you continue to call in droves. Why is that? We crave your approval. Well you don't have it! Next *@#$% caller! Do you like me?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-03-21 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-03-21 Pub. Date: 2019-03-21
Image Number: 176890
Caption: Tonight on Newsmakers: Sadie Cohen, the matron whose anti-technology rants have made her a Youtube star. Mrs. Cohen, is it a contradiction that you're a YouTube star for hating technology? Hardly. I'm the voice of the people. They use technology, but they secretly resent it. They hate having to upgrade. They despise their addiction. Um ... but TV is ok, right? I'm coming for you next, #@%$ loser!
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-21 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-21 Pub. Date: 2018-07-21
Image Number: 172986
Caption: Summarizing the obvious: The gang, lost in Nowheresville, Utah, was saved by the spirit of Sadie Cohen, warning them how to get to safety. But how, and why? Stow it. Sadie and her spirit couldn't stand the idea of being without us. It would've left her with no one to despise. I feel so needed. My spirit is on lockdown!!!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-13 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-13 Pub. Date: 2018-05-13
Image Number: 171106
Caption: Dear Jerk … I am offended by your article where you wrote that getting offended is America's new national pastime. I've angrily shown it to all of my friends, after first telling them that what they were about to se was offensive … and each of them agreed with me that it was jut as repugnant as I insisted it was. they all now despise you with a passion, just as I had told them they would before they've ever heard of you. Dear sir or ma'am: I'm not sure your polling methodology is scientifically sound. On behalf of all Americans, I demand an apology, a retraction, and a public flogging. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-07 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-07 Pub. Date: 2017-12-07
Image Number: 165718
Caption: You've been glaring at me all morning, Sadie. You're imagining things, cretin. It's not as if I'm calculating the optimal strategy for turning your friends against you, destroying your reputation, and making you the most despised cretin in town. It's not as if I've already set my plan into motion, and now I'm gleefully imagining the tears raining from your eyes as you spiral downward into an abyss of disgrace. I said I was sorry there was a hair in your oatmeal. Too late! Your demise is already trending.
     
6. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2017-10-24 despise 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2017-10-24 Pub. Date: 2017-10-24
Image Number: 163810
Caption: I hate you. I loathe you. I despite tou. Translation: Mixed feelings.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-11 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-11 Pub. Date: 2016-08-11
Image Number: 147086
Caption: Sadie, what would it take for you to provide someone with an alibi? Let's see if you qualify for a discount. Was the crime funny? No. Was the victim someone I despise? No. Was the victim a slacker? No. Oh. Well … I'll give you a discount anyway. But don't tell anyone.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-10 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-10 Pub. Date: 2016-06-10
Image Number: 144223
Caption: You told Clyde how you met this chick from Vancouver. You told your therapist how you met her. You told the mailman how you met her. But you never told me. I'm supposed to be your best friend, Lemont. I thought we tell each other everything. Oh. Well, I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to plant a bunch of negative thoughts about her in my head. You always seem to despise any woman I date. That's not true. I thought Kimani was a lovely woman. Kimani? That was in preschool, Susan ... and you convinced me she was only interested in my Raggedy Andy.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-10 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-10 Pub. Date: 2016-04-10
Image Number: 141191
Caption: Dear Jerk … I am offended by your article where you wrote that "getting offended" is America's new national pastime. I've angrily shown it to all of my friends, after first telling them that what they were about to see was offensive … and each of them agreed with me that it was just as repugnant as I insisted it was. They all now despise you with a passion, just as I had told them they would before they'd ever heard of you. Dear sir or ma'am: I'm not sure your polling methodology is scientifically sound. On behalf of all Americans, I demand an apology, a retraction, and a public flogging. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
10. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2015-11-07 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2015-11-07 Pub. Date: 2015-11-07
Image Number: 133831
Caption: You can't seriously be calm about Pru moving into your brother's old room!? What am I supposed to do, Bern? Quill says she's just a friend! Dorm bld. 200. Plus, she's really helping my parents, can I say "no" just 'cuz I feel insecure, threatened and sick to my stomach? I guess not. But if you need me to despise this invader's slimy guts, just say the word. Thanks, Bern. That's sweet.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-31 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-31 Pub. Date: 2014-07-31
Image Number: 114435
Caption: Sadie, what would it take for you to provide someone with an alibi? Let's see if you qualify for a discount. Was the crime funny? No. Was the victim someone I despise? No. Was the victim a slacker? No. Oh. Well … I'll give you a discount anyway. But don't tell anyone.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-04 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-04 Pub. Date: 2014-04-04
Image Number: 109565
Caption: How come I never see any photos of your son, Lemont? Susan … the custody agreement specifically says I can't show you any pictures of him. His mom despised you. She once said the reason we weren't working out was because I was always comparing her to you in my head. What'd you say back? I said "Susan would never say anything that paranoid."
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-02-20 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-02-20 Pub. Date: 2014-02-20
Image Number: 107784
Caption: I see you. I deny everything. You're using a computer. You are mistaken. It's natural to publicly despise and condemn that which we are ashamed to secretly love. I'M OLD! I THOUGHT IT WAS THE TELEVISION! You don’t have to pretend anymore, Sadie.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-02-05 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-02-05 Pub. Date: 2014-02-05
Image Number: 107186
Caption: I hate Congress so much. Excellent first step. But to properly hate people, you've got to first convince yourself they're out to destroy everything you hold dear. You have to remind yourself every day that they don’t love sunsets, puppies or even their own children as much as you do. Hatred is starting to sound like work. Oh it takes real commitment, I won't lie.
     
15. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2010-04-30 despise 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2010-04-30 Pub. Date: 2010-04-30
Image Number: 46764
Caption: I can't decide if I hate you, I loathe you or I despise you. Clearly, you're conflicted in your feelings about me … Let's talk about it over dinner.
     
16. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2008-06-11 despise 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2008-06-11 Pub. Date: 2008-06-11
Image Number: 24097
Caption: You've made me hate myself, Doctor. Al, I've only made you see yourself as you really are. Same thing.
     
17. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Fluff 1998-10-15 despise 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Fluff
Viewable Date: 2003-03-15 Pub. Date: 1998-10-15
Image Number: 3056
Caption: Checkers' ark. All this rain! I am so sick of water! Me, too! I don't even like water! I could go for a month without water! Yeah! And food! I could go for a month without food, too! Hey, waitaminit!
     
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