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The Desperate Comic Strips

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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-11-14 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-11-14 Pub. Date: 2019-11-14
Image Number: 180341
Caption: Travel back with me to see the damage your extreme frugality was wrought. I'll loan you lunch money at 15 percent. What's percent? Oh dear. There's still time to change. You're right. That desperate kid would've paid at least 20 percent.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-21 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-21 Pub. Date: 2019-09-21
Image Number: 179503
Caption: You don't need a woman, Big L. You smart. You work hard. You honest. You a good man. You can raise your son on your own. That's not why I'm desperately looking for a woman! Maybe not honest.
     
3. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-06-07 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-06-07 Pub. Date: 2019-06-07
Image Number: 177817
Caption: Where did this box of chocolates come from? From the dollar store, but they're kind of lucky. I only eat them when I'm really desperate for chocolate. They're half gone. Like I said …
     
4. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-01-28 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-01-28 Pub. Date: 2019-01-28
Image Number: 176140
Caption: Henry David Thoreau 1817- 1862. Thoreau said "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." It was quiet only until the internet platforms for anonymous complaining.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-05 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-05 Pub. Date: 2018-09-05
Image Number: 173919
Caption: Peek inside, will you, a press conference held by our very own namesake, Rudy Park. He's vowed to reveal some powerful news. And here it comes … I'm fed up with Apple. I can tell from your stunned silence that you're desperate to hear more. We're riveted. Hold down the clamor.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-29 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-29 Pub. Date: 2018-07-29
Image Number: 172980
Caption: This just in: There's nothing in. We here at CNM have finally realized why our ratings have been plummeting. For years, we billed ourselves as a 24-hour news channel. We gave unbiased reports on the major events of the day. But it turns out: There aren't that many major events. How many minor updates can we give you on a fire that takes place at a polygamist compound, or a northeast snowstorm or a traffic snarl? We can admit this because no one is listening. The 24-hour news channels have grown desperate and giddy. We're going to one hour of news, and 23 hours of political bickering and nude juggling.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-30 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-30 Pub. Date: 2017-10-30
Image Number: 164415
Caption: North Korea sent a desperate letter to the western world last week. They urged the west to rein in Trump. They seemed to feel like they're backed into a corner, they're hurt, and they're about to be attacked. And you know what they say about backing a wounded animal into a corner. They say "corner that punk. Show it who boss." They say "don't do it."
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-09 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-09 Pub. Date: 2017-10-09
Image Number: 163628
Caption: I was part of the press pool covering the president's visit to Puerto Rico. I covered the whole thing. The part where he gave his own response an A+ … the part where he threw supplies as if they were prizes at desperate survivors … the part where he told Puerto Ricans they were costing us a lot of money ... the part where he said it wasn't a "real" catastrophe like Hurricane Katrina ... the part where he said that finger the crowd used must be the Puerto Rican equivalent of a "thumbs-up" ... How come the article you wrote about it was called "Nailed It."?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-29 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-29 Pub. Date: 2017-07-29
Image Number: 160762
Caption: Hello, you've reached Concast Cable's reconnection department. To answer your question, yes, we can reconnect the tv service you canceled for an additional $85/month. What are you talking about? I didn't ask you any questions. And you called me. Yes, we can be there tomorrow between 8-5. You people are getting desperate. Do not lean on door.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-20 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-20 Pub. Date: 2016-09-20
Image Number: 148780
Caption: The economy's been recovering for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy … which means we still have time to get in on the despair action. "Despair action"? We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more "sale" items, debt consolidation loans ... Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy. Ha ha hoo hoo hee -
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-09 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-09 Pub. Date: 2015-12-09
Image Number: 136281
Caption: Hi, this is Jeb Bush. Who? I'm just calling to remind you I'm still running for president. Oh. Ok, now. You have a good time. I'm also calling to remind you I'm available for speaking engagements at your large rally, small rally, bar mitzvah, or assorted car wash openings. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Would you like me to speak at your function? Oh no, that's all right. Don't worry about it.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-29 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-29 Pub. Date: 2015-11-29
Image Number: 135319
Caption: Wells Fraggo fraud department, Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you? I just checked my bank account, and it's overdrawn because of several $99.95 charges at zoosk.com. I want to know how this happened, Ryan. … Ok, I just did a Google search. That appears to be an online dating site. ... Also, it seems a lot of other people have complained about this same thing happening to them. It probably happened because someone is stealing ATM card numbers and using them to sign up for accounts. Calling ... Wells Fraggo Fraud Dept. (favorited). No, I mean how come you didn't think there was anything fishy about fifteen $99.95 charges from the same dating site?! Why on earth did you let those payments go through?! We figured you were just really, really desperate.
     
13. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2015-11-19 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2015-11-19 Pub. Date: 2015-11-19
Image Number: 134418
Caption: Luann? Is that you? Finally! Heard so much about you! I'm Pru! Oh! Love your hair! Uh … you do? Quill never shut up about you! Said you kill stage design - perfect! I'm desperate for s.d. help! You rock!! I do? We're gonna have SO much fun! You like mani-pedis? We need to get mani-pedis! We do?
     
14. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2004-06-23 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2015-09-25 Pub. Date: 2004-06-23
Image Number: 7580
Caption: Spare change??? Maybe a more desperate font?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-16 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-16 Pub. Date: 2015-09-16
Image Number: 132516
Caption: Remember last night, when you sent me a Facebook message? Go on. Remember how you told me you're desperate for a date … go on … and asked me to help you write a date-a-chick.com profile that would hide your desperation. Go on. Remember how easy it is to post something publicly on a person's wall, when you meant to send a private message? Stop.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-06 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-06 Pub. Date: 2015-09-06
Image Number: 131719
Caption: I want two things from our next president. First, I want him to be America's greatest cheerleader. I want him to constantly say that America is "exceptional." I don't want him focusing on "police brutality" and all the other things that make us look bad. I want him to make sure the whole world knows that the USA is the best place to live that there's ever been, in the whole history of mankind. What's the second thing you want? I want him to do something about all the foreigners who're so desperate to come live here that they can't wait a few measly decades to do it legally. Exoneration Nation. But ... I thought you wanted him to make America seem like it's the only place worth living. Not in an invitationy way ... more as a "nanny-nanny-na-na."
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-21 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-21 Pub. Date: 2015-04-21
Image Number: 125855
Caption: Hello, you've reached Concast Cable's re-connection department. To answer your question, yes, we can reconnect the tv service you canceled, for an additional $85/month. What are you talking about? I didn't ask you any questions, and you called me. Yes, we CAN be there tomorrow between 8-5. You people are getting desperate. Do not lean on door.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-25 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-25 Pub. Date: 2014-10-25
Image Number: 117987
Caption: Welcome to ASK SADIE. You're on, Chicago. What's your problem? I'm not sure my children love me. How can. Stop. You know why your children don’t love you? Because you're an insecure, whiny toad and they can SMELL the desperation on you. Raising children is like any other relationship: you have to play hard-to-get! They have a runny nose? A boo-boo? They're hungry? Make them wait till you finish your phone call, do your hair, take your nap, have your supper ... Do your own children love you? I don't see what that has to do with anything.
     
19. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2014-10-07 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2014-10-07 Pub. Date: 2014-10-07
Image Number: 116493
Caption: Shush! "You're watching QDC, the Quiet Desperation Channel."
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-06 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-06 Pub. Date: 2014-10-06
Image Number: 117062
Caption: If we could live forever, I think that would put an end to violence. Really? Yeah. Most violence is just a symptom of out short time-horizon. We only have a few decades to live, so we're all desperate to get what we can while we can. Did you know some turtles are practically immortal? Turtles? When's the last time you saw a turtle launch a cruise missile at anyone. Dios mio. And turtle drive-by's are almost unheard of.
     
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