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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1999-04-06 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-04-06 |
Image Number: |
70229 |
Caption: |
"By mistake you have been connected to the correct government department on the very first try. Please hang up and dial a wrong extension." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1999-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-03-15 |
Image Number: |
70210 |
Caption: |
Produce Dept. Why is they are always yesterday's bananas or tomorrow's bananas, and never today's bananas? |
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203. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1999-03-03 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-03-03 |
Image Number: |
70183 |
Caption: |
Reincarnation Dept. Please indicate whether you wish to become vertebrate or invertebrate. I'll take the fillet of soul. |
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204. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1999-02-07 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-02-07 |
Image Number: |
70153 |
Caption: |
The Robotics Dept. Oh, no!...They want to reprogram me to duplicate human intelligence! Bummer!...That leaves you so little to work with! Yeah - I understand there's 90 percent of their brain they don't use. As if it would make any difference! It's pathetic! Look at this maintenance manual...They've got 5 billion parts! No wonder they can't get organized! And listen to this -- they come in two models but only one version! And they're never updated! |
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205. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1999-01-07 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-01-07 |
Image Number: |
70078 |
Caption: |
Robotics Dept. Your girlfriend broke up with you just because you use cheap batteries? She said she can't stand on-again, off-again relationships. |
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206. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1999-01-04 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-01-04 |
Image Number: |
70075 |
Caption: |
Creation Production Dept. Making all the fingerprints different I can understand, but doing it for snowflakes seems like busy work! |
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207. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-12-23 |
Image Number: |
70069 |
Caption: |
Credit Dept. We want to put a little backspin on that revolving charge account of yours. |
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208. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-11-23 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-11-23 |
Image Number: |
70043 |
Caption: |
Pegs Incorporated. We'll let you know. |
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209. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-11-10 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-11-10 |
Image Number: |
70022 |
Caption: |
Reincarnation Dept. Assignment Desk. I'm sorry sir, but I have 713 documented instances of you wishing to be "a fly on the wall". |
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210. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-11-04 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-11-04 |
Image Number: |
70017 |
Caption: |
I think the collision of two galaxies and the creation of three black holes deserves a little more than an "oops", you two! Creation Design Dept. |
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211. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-11-03 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-11-03 |
Image Number: |
70015 |
Caption: |
Bank Loan Dept. Okay, we've told you why we want to borrow the money, now you tell us why you want to lend it to us. |
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212. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-10-31 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-10-31 |
Image Number: |
70012 |
Caption: |
Eyeball News. Today, the state department released its list of global hot spots. The most fevered nation list! |
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213. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-10-29 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-10-29 |
Image Number: |
70010 |
Caption: |
Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production. |
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214. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-10-17 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-10-17 |
Image Number: |
69997 |
Caption: |
Easy Payment Plan. So, you make one small down payment and then nothing for six months. Hey, who told you about my credit history? |
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215. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-10-16 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-10-16 |
Image Number: |
69996 |
Caption: |
Mother Nature HQ. New Leaf Dept. Have you noticed we get a lot of urn over in this department? |
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216. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-09-13 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-09-13 |
Image Number: |
69953 |
Caption: |
Tabloid Times. Headline Dept. Ernie, what headline do you have for the mayoral candidate who took a balloon ride at the carnival? "Political candidate seen in public high as a kite!" And the other candidate whose hot water burst in his house? "Mayoral candidate involved in steamy affair." The congressional candidate who took a nap on a park bench? "Candidate caught lying in public." And the one who took pictures of people in the park? "Congressional candidate goes on shooting spree." Ernie! Is it necessary to smear every single candidate running for office? Sure! You wouldn't want our paper accused of being biased, would you? |
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217. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-09-09 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-09-09 |
Image Number: |
69937 |
Caption: |
Personnel. On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your listening skills? Yes! |
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218. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-07-27 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-07-27 |
Image Number: |
69867 |
Caption: |
Ace Taxidermy Co. Personnel. Our retirement plan...You don't want to know. |
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219. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-07-23 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-07-23 |
Image Number: |
69864 |
Caption: |
Is that grilled chicken ready yet? |
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220. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1998-07-21 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-07-21 |
Image Number: |
69862 |
Caption: |
Robotics. Dept. Until death do you part, or until we all go haywire on January 1, 2000. |
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