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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-28 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-28 Pub. Date: 2017-11-28
Image Number: 165418
Caption: Of course my mama's fine. She has a memory like a steel trap. She remembers every cute thing I ever said to her. She remembers every time I snuck out to meet a boy. She remembers every time I called her to tell her I won a new client. She just doesn't remember she remembers all that. I just remembered the definition of "denial."
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-16 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-16 Pub. Date: 2017-03-16
Image Number: 155655
Caption: Everything's good. I'm happy doctor. Dr. Noodle. Excellent! That's great news! As long as your happiness is genuine. As long as its not actually denial. Or as long as it doesn't cause you to become complacent. Nope. Genuine happiness over here. Let's schedule an extra sessions so we can find out if that's the case. M.A.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-25 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-25 Pub. Date: 2017-02-25
Image Number: 154806
Caption: That astronomer Neil Degrasse Tyson admitted he was wrong about those deflated footballs the Patriots used two years ago. That's proof that the so-called "global warming" thing is a big fat hoax. You're saying that if someone's wrong about one thing. They must have been wrong about anything they've ever said? Hypothetically. I wouldn't know, since I've never been wrong. The Jungle.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-11 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-11 Pub. Date: 2016-12-11
Image Number: 151363
Caption: Grandpa's 97th birthday is coming up. I have no idea how to time my gifts for him. Dr. Noodle. What do you mean "time" gifts? One year, I bought him a new set of dominoes, and he hated it. He gave it to the mailman. The next year, my sister bought him the very same set, and he loved it. He brags about it to me all the time. The next year, I bought him a gold pocket watch. He gave that to the pizza delivery guy. My sister gave him the same one the following year and he loves it so much that he's always putting it in my face and asking me what time it is. Maybe we should talk about the concept of "denial." Ok. But after we talk about why I keep picking the right presents in the wrong years.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-03 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-03 Pub. Date: 2016-07-03
Image Number: 144620
Caption: Whutsis? This is your wake-up call. I know you dreamt of this era ever since you were six, but, let's face it: You're tired of superhero movies. Saywhat now? Your inner child was thrilled, but now he's bored. It's like Disneyland. Asdghmplp. Yes. Remember when you were six ... remember how excited you were at Disneyland at 8am, but howl by 10pm the sight of someone in a Mickey Mouse costume made you feel homicidal? Admit it: If you see one more person in a colorful muscly costume running and jumping, your popcorn is going to taste like misery and tears. Never!!! I'll never tire of zzzzzzzz.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-18 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-18 Pub. Date: 2016-06-18
Image Number: 144567
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? There's a new Star Trek tv show coming next year. Isn't that a good thing? Star Trek is like a religion to you. Don't you see? When they canceled the first show, I wasn't even born. When they canceled the last show, I was almost thirty. When they cancel this next one, I'll be an old man! So? It happens ... and you, you'll be an old woman, Susan. Never.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-19 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-19 Pub. Date: 2015-07-19
Image Number: 129280
Caption: How many fights you think I been in in my life, Big L? I try not to think about it, Clyde. I figure as long as I don’t have statistics about the horrible details of your life, I can pretend you're actually a good person. Denial is a skill I began honing at an early age, when I first saw "Galactica 1980". If I could convince myself that show was good, I could convince myself of anything. No offense. I started a fight exactly ... For the love of god, man, don't ruin our friendship!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-14 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-14 Pub. Date: 2015-05-14
Image Number: 126619
Caption: You anti-unarmed-man-getting-beaten-or-killed-ists. You always pick the wrong hero for your cause. Yeah, the state's attorney says he shouldn't have been arrested … this time. And he had a long history of being arrested! He's been arrested 15 or so times! That changes everything! Was he convicted 15 or so times? I don't see what that has to do with anything.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-12 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-12 Pub. Date: 2015-03-12
Image Number: 123671
Caption: Everything's good. I'm happy, doctor. Excellent! That's great news! As long as your happiness is genuine. As long as it's not actually denial, or as long as it doesn't cause you to become complacent. M.A. Nope. Genuine happiness over here. Let's schedule an extra session a week so we can find out if that's the case.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-14 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-14 Pub. Date: 2014-07-14
Image Number: 113732
Caption: The other day, you quoted a study that said we'd had one school shooting a week since Newtown. That meant 74 shootings. YOU LIED!!! If you leave out every shooting that was suicide, gang- or robbery-related, accidental, or didn’t result in any injuries ... there were only fifteen shootings! So ... if you disregard most of the school shootings, there weren't very many school shootings at all. Next time do your research!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-12 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-12 Pub. Date: 2014-05-12
Image Number: 111229
Caption: Can you believe that Clippers owner? Whachoo mean? You know … that guy who told his girlfriend not to bring black people to his games, and not to post pictures online of herself associating with them. It was just three weeks ago. Oh, that. Yeah, I could believe that. What I can't believe is people who can't believe it. What country you think you in, Kumbaya-stan? You're a ray of sunshine, aren't you?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-05 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-05 Pub. Date: 2013-08-05
Image Number: 100031
Caption: You hear about the pope? No. What about the pope? He said he has no problem with gay peop. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Thank God For Culture Clash. Whatever. He didn’t mean what it sounded like he meant. He also said "Who am I to judge." NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-12 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-12 Pub. Date: 2013-01-12
Image Number: 91988
Caption: Say what? I bought Lionel his first iPad. But since he's only two, he's not allowed to use it on his own. I read him stories on it once a day for about an hour. The rest of the day, I keep it with me to make sure he doesn't get online or anything. In other words, you bought yourself an iPad. I'd never spend that much money on myself.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-17 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-17 Pub. Date: 2012-11-17
Image Number: 89722
Caption: Come again? I feel happy, and that bugs me. I see. Why is that? Global warming … Recession … Half the nation hates the other half … If I'm happy in spite of all that, it means I'm in serious denial. Denial's underrated. I'm so happy it makes me miserable.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-08 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-08 Pub. Date: 2011-11-08
Image Number: 72735
Caption: Lemont interviews Herman Cain. Yeah, some women accused me of sexual harassment when I was CEO of the National Restaurant Association. And yeah, I said I didn't know anything about that, only to admit later I knew plenty about it. But this is all just a distraction. Can we please get back to discussing how I'm going to run government like I run a business.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-12 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-12 Pub. Date: 2011-06-12
Image Number: 61590
Caption: When someone doesn't return your love and devotion, it's normal to assume you should change something about yourself. Oh, you noticed I've lost a few pounds? That has absolutely nothing to do with the face that Kelly hasn't even called me for months. I've lost my appetite for no reason, and I've been working out constantly, to get my mind off nothing in particular. Hmmm ... I see. My friends are awful quiet around me. People don't know what to say to someone who's in denial. No, they probably think I'm getting way too skinny.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-31 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-31 Pub. Date: 2011-05-31
Image Number: 61585
Caption: So the judge says DNA testing my son is out of 'cause it violates Roxanne's religion. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the judge being Roxanne's mom. That's the bad news. I saved the good news for last. What's that? Mommy says you're getting railroaded! That does not mean what you think it means. I got us matching outfits.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-30 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-30 Pub. Date: 2011-05-30
Image Number: 61584
Caption: The judge denied our request for a DNA test, so there's no way to prove Lionel is your son. What? Why?! Roxanne claimed it violated her religion. She says she's a Teteoinnan … … and that their ancient Aztec scriptures dictate only the MOTHER GODDESS can examine our DNA under electron microscopes. People are always reading scripture however the #$%* they want to.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-12 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-12 Pub. Date: 2010-09-12
Image Number: 51720
Caption: I'm having a good day! Me too. You're always having a good day. Not really, but I fake it well. Yeah, way better than I do. Actually, I don't at all. I've perfected the art of denial. Denial is the natural form of antidepressant. That's depressing. WHAT'S depressing? See?
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-14 denial 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-14 Pub. Date: 2010-08-14
Image Number: 50723
Caption: I think they're better, vindictive, and trying to destroy my self-confidence. That's the only way to explain how they come on to me … make me think it's a sure thing … And then the second I apply myself and try to et them, they turn me down flat. It's natural to think women are toying with you. Women? I'm talking about the credit card companies.
     
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