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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-01 |
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2019-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
178356 |
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I saw you in the Democratic debates last week. You did pretty well. I just told it like it is, cuz. I was honest. Blunt. Candid. It's like you didn't care at all what voters thought of your answers. My internal polling shows voters eat that @#$% up. I liked how, after you crushed Biden with that one answer, you strutted over to him and dropped his mic.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-15 |
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2018-03-15 |
| Image Number: |
169408 |
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Hello, this is the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. We hear you're running for Congress s a progressive Justice Democrat. That's right. And we see you've actually pulled ahead of the Republican, in a district we always though was unwinnable. We're just calling to congratulate you on demonstrating a Democrat can actually win this race. House of Java Cybercafe. Thank you. So you're going to help me? We're going to ask you to step aside so one of our rich ... I mean, one of our approved candidates can take over from here.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-22 |
| Image Number: |
137966 |
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Hi, this is Martin O'Malley. Marty! I haven't heard from you since the Battle of the Bulge! No, no … I'm the Martin O'Malley who's running for president. You always were a kidder, Marty. I'm not "Marty"! I'm the former Governor of Maryland. I'm running for the Democratic nomination. I'm calling to tell you I'd love to have your vote. House of Java Cybercafe. Remember when you convinced General Patton you were his long-lost love-child? You always were a rascal. How's Trixie? I don't ... (Sigh) Fine. She's fine. Gotta go. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-08-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-20 |
| Image Number: |
131277 |
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I'd hate to be Bill if Bernie takes the nomination away from Hillary. How do you comfort your spouse when she gets trounced by obscure guys who came out of nowhere … Twice? She's grown. She'd get over it. He'd have to make sure he never said the words "tortoise" or "hare" again. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-09-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-09-10 |
| Image Number: |
26602 |
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In other news, Democratic vice presidential hopeful Joe Biden has run away. How could this happen, Chuck? Well, two theories, Wolf. First: McCain chose Sarah Palin, a woman, as his running mate. Some say Biden ran because the Obama campaign asked him to undergo a sex change operation so he could attack Palin in debates without turning off women voters. Stunning. And the second theory? Well... There's actually just one theory. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-08-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-08-03 |
| Image Number: |
25552 |
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Democratic Senator Jim Webb joined Wesley Clark's attack on John McCain's military credentials! Really? Yeah! He said "We need to make sure that we take politics out of service." …Um, that's not-- Guess what else he said! He said something about how McCain shouldn't imply the whole military agrees with his political views. That's a clear and despicable attack on his credentials! I don't think "credentials" means what you think it means. Hey, stop attacking my credentials! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-06-15 |
| Image Number: |
24094 |
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Mainstream Media. John McCain is a MAVERICK. He's not afraid to go against his own party! But his home-state paper says he almost never voted against his own party's interests. Wait…what? Nothing. Say, I want you to meet-- Barack Obama is a Muslim. A Muslim with a crazy Christian pastor. He doesn't sing the anthem or wear a flag pin in the shower. He's also an illegal immigrant from some place called "Hawaii." ...My twin brother. The Internet. I'd shake hands but that transmits Alzheimers. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-06-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-06-13 |
| Image Number: |
24092 |
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Barack Obama's preacher said "Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to." I'm offended! That's racist hate-speech! Oops. Correction: Chris Rock said that. Oh. Then HA HA HA HA! It's funny 'cause it's true. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-03-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-03-31 |
| Image Number: |
22675 |
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OBAMA'S CRAZY BLACK PREACHER! SCARY BLACK MAN! SCARY SCARY BLACK MAN! 18,000 will die this year for lack of health care. More than 4,000 U.S. troops are dead in Iraq. Millions may lose their homes. Wait. …What? SCARY SCARY BLACK SCARY BLACK MAN! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-03-15 |
| Image Number: |
22275 |
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The Clintons done sent me a candygram. Can you belee-dat? Like they think that gon' buy my vote. I'm a superdelegate, son. You can't buy my vote. You can't buy ME. Not for $23.95. Quiet, I'm applying for Canadian citizenship. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-03-12 |
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2008-03-12 |
| Image Number: |
22272 |
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You can't be a superdelegate! You've got to call the Democratic Party! You've got to tell them they made a mistake! Chill, Big L. I know this a big responsibility. I take this serious as can be. NO matter who voters choose, I have to override they ign'ant behinds an' pick whoever promise to make me ambassador to Hawaii. It's a solemn duty. What country is this? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-03-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-03-11 |
| Image Number: |
22271 |
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Clyde… You're a superdelegate?! Tsk. Yeh, ain't that a blip? I got thangs to do, Big L. Crosswalks to ignore, corners to stand on… Shoot, I can't be wastin' time decidin' on whether Clinton or Obama get nominated. HOW THE @#$% DID YOU BECOME A SUPERDELEGATE?! Nobody knows. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
22255 |
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Guess what, Big L? Shhhh! I've been tryin' to interview a superdelegate for weeks. I might've found someone whose third cousin's dentist was rear-ended by a superdelegate's proctologist. So whatever you have to say can't possibly interest me. I was just gon' say "Guess who's a super delegate," but you go 'head whicha phone call. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-11-25 |
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2007-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
19614 |
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Reagan! Bush. Dole. Bush. Bush '04. Romney. Carter! Mondale. Dukakis. Gore. Sharpton. Obama. I wonder what they talk about at dinner. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-10-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-09 |
| Image Number: |
18840 |
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Bob, the problem with administration is they only talk to people who already agree with them. A Clinton administration wouldn't be afraid to talk to our enemies. Bob, I agree with Senator Clinton. I'd talk to our enemies too. What Senator Obama just said is irresponsible and naive -- proof he's not ready to be president. Bob, as president, if I knew top terrorist targets were in Pakistan, I'd take them out. So would I, Bob. It's irresponsible and naive for Mr. Obama to say what he just said. What? You just said the same exact thing! Listen, it's too nice a day for us to argue about this. Well, it is nice out. It's irresponsible and naive to say that when he doesn't know how the day's going to turn out. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-03-27 |
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2007-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
16520 |
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Hillary Clinton, will you please stop following me around? Ahm jes' trah'in ta c'nekt wichew, mah bruddah. Wha-- I don't know what you're saying that's not even close to any black dialect I've ever heard. Ahr yew syoora? Yes I'm sure. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-03-26 |
| Image Number: |
16519 |
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Hillary Clinton came to our church yesterday. Oh no. Oh, yes. An' ah dunn bin ta dat moun-tayn-top, mah bruh-thas an' siss-tass… Huh? I don't wanna talk about it anymore. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-03-17 |
| Image Number: |
16562 |
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Vote O'Bama. I think he's going after the Irish vote! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2005-07-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-07-26 |
| Image Number: |
11071 |
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As a democrat running for congress, tell me -- What's your party's plan? … |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2005-07-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-07-14 |
| Image Number: |
10981 |
| Caption: |
Today we have Democratic Senator Joe Biden. Senator, are you running for President in 2008?…. |
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