What's that stuff you're drinking, Opal? Pickle juice. I was having leg cramps. Drinking pickle juice seems to be the only cure. I don’t know why it works, but it does. Now if there were just a cure for pickle juice breath.
What are you eating, grampa? I'm not sure. They're either prunes or dried plums. I was trying to find some prunes at the store today, but they didn’t have any. All they had were dried plums. And then suddenly it dawned on me … duh! Dried plums are prunes! I don't know why they have a different name for plums when they're dried, but they do. Same thing with raisins. Raisins are just dried-up grapes. Are grampas just dried-up men?