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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2019-06-25 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2019-06-25	Pub. Date:	2019-06-25
Image Number:	178256
Caption:	You know why else our cozy camps aren't concentration camps? Did you just say cozy camps? Yes. How else would you describe camps where thousands and thousands of people get to cuddle in cages to house much fewer … where we intern tiny tots, and where scarce resources have so far cause the gentle parting of 30 adults and children (that we know of)? Gentle part- ... do you mean death? I mean expiration.

Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2018-11-30 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2018-11-30	Pub. Date:	2018-11-30
Image Number:	175158
Caption:	What brings you to therapy today, Lemont? Ever since I had what most certainly was not a heart attack … I've realized I'm going to die one day. I'm worried about what that'll do to my son. M.A. I see. There comes a time when every person becomes aware of his or her own mortality. The key is to make sure you've prepared your son to pay your final therapy bill. What's the other key?

Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2018-04-10 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2018-04-10	Pub. Date:	2018-04-10
Image Number:	170410
Caption:	You know why I don't own a gun, Susan? I have a kid. And kids die from accidental gunshots about once every other day. I could live with it if someone else hurt my Lionel. But I could never live with it if I'm the one who hurt him. But I've got buckets of self-defense rocks beneath all our furniture. Dio mio. When I caught Lionel juggling them, I knew I'd made the right decision.

Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2017-10-07 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2017-10-07	Pub. Date:	2017-10-07
Image Number:	163375
Caption:	You know the best part of having a child, Clyde? Less frustration. Maybe we won't cure death in my lifetime. Maybe I'll never be rich. Maybe I'll never walk on Mars. But there's a chance my son will live forever. Maybe my son will strike it rich. Maybe my son will someday set foot on another world. Maybe my son will have a friend who pays back the $2 he owes him. Maybe you so won't be passive-aggressive.

Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2017-05-04 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2017-05-04	Pub. Date:	2017-05-04
Image Number:	157548
Caption:	I think you're just jealous, Clyde. Of what? Of me. Because I have a child. A little guy who looks up to me and loves me to death. A little guy I get to teach, and care for, and laugh and play with, and read stories to. A little guy I get to lead on a journey. Deep down, you wish you had what I have, Clyde. Admit it. I'll say it once mo' again: I ain't babysittin' for you tonight.

Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2016-06-23 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2016-06-23	Pub. Date:	2016-06-23
Image Number:	144900
Caption:	When are you going to teach your son about death? Never. If your toenail falls off, have you died? If you lose a foot to a grizzly bear, have you died? If a wild kangaroo rips off both your arms, have you died? If you can survive without parts of your body, who's to say you don't survive without the whole body? You can't just avoid having hard talks with your son. I don't want him to survive dying and then call me a liar.

Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2015-06-14 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2015-06-14	Pub. Date:	2015-06-14
Image Number:	127781
Caption:	Nobody could've known, back in 2003, that invading Iraq would be a bad idea. What're you talking about? Millions of people knew it. Millions of us. Millions of us said the reasons the Bush administration gave for invading sounded like flimsy nonsense. Not having WMDs was Saddam's plot to embarrass us. Daily Nutjob. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Goodnight Grandpa. Millions of us said it would cause a lot of unnecessary death, totally wreck the balance of power, cost us money we couldn't afford, create new enemies, and be a huge unmitigated disaster. It was entirely possible to know. Millions of us knew. General: Iraq would be stable if we had occupied it for only 75 more years. Well, nobody knew the people who knew were right to know what they knew. You know? No. ISIS destroys ancient ruins, erect statue of founding father Dick Cheney.

Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2014-11-30 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2014-11-30	Pub. Date:	2014-11-30
Image Number:	118798
Caption:	Sometimes I wish my mom and all my ancestors had decided to have kids much later in life. What? Why? A few years ago, I read that a Harvard research team discovered a way to reverse the aging process in mice. That could lead to a cure for aging - a cure for death itself - just a few decades from now. If just my last ten generations of ancestors had waited till their forties to have kids, I wouldn't have been born till the year 2080, or so. If they'd each just kept it zipped for two measly decades, it's possible I'd get to be immortal. My own ancestors have condemned me to death. How thoughtless of them. Oh no ... I already have a son ... I've perpetuated the cycle of violence.

Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2014-05-28 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2014-05-28	Pub. Date:	2014-05-28
Image Number:	111791
Caption:	When are you going to teach your son about death? Never. If your toenail falls off, have you died? If you lose a foot to a grizzly bear, have you died? If a wild kangaroo rips off both your arms, have you died? If you can survive without parts of your body, who's to say you don't survive without the whole body? You can't just avoid having hard talks with your son. I don't want him to survive dying and then call me a liar.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2013-11-23 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2013-11-23	Pub. Date:	2013-11-23
Image Number:	104087
Caption:	Kids are put on this earth for one reason only: To make sure adults don't get any sleep. It's a vast conspiracy run by a cabal of population-control fanatics. Kids equal sleep deprivation. Sleep deprivation equals early death. Early death equals seven billion people on earth instead of seventeen billion. So "they" encourage us to have more children so there'll be fewer people? I didn't say I had every little detail worked out. (Originally published on 2012-04-14).

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2013-08-04 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2013-08-04	Pub. Date:	2013-08-04
Image Number:	99565
Caption:	Things have just gone way too far. The other day, my nephew wanted to play with a doll. I snatched the Barbie away from him and told him he was playing into the hands of those who seek to destroy masculinity. I shoved an X-Wing Fighter into his hands and told him his blowing up the Death Star was necessary for the propagation of the species. I mad him crush the Barbie in the garbage disposal. That's when he started crying just like a little girl. I must've gotten there just in time.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-07-26 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-07-26	Pub. Date:	2012-07-26
Image Number:	84530
Caption:	Why won't you go to sleep. Cuth I don’t want to. That's circular reasoning, son. It's one of the most common logical fallacies. And every time a child utters a logical fallacy, a Muppet dies a horrible death. Are you thtill talking?

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-04-14 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-04-14	Pub. Date:	2012-04-14
Image Number:	79199
Caption:	Kids are put on this earth for one reason only: To make sure adults don't get any sleep. It's a vast conspiracy run by a cabal of population-control fanatics. Kids equal sleep deprivation. Sleep deprivation equals early death. Early death equals seven billion people on earth instead of seventeen billion. So "they" encourage us to have more children so there'll be fewer people? I didn't say I had every little detail worked out.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2009-07-06 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2009-07-06	Pub. Date:	2009-07-06
Image Number:	35968
Caption:	What the -- who's there? Dead "King of Pop," Michael Jackson. Are you a ghost? I am a beautiful, angelic entity. A force of love and life. I was put on this earth to bring mankind together in peace. What was up with those kids you -- Don't spoil the moment or I'll tap dance on your spleen!

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2005-10-10 death of a child

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2005-10-13	Pub. Date:	2005-10-10
Image Number:	11923
Caption:	Lemont interviews Hurricane Katrina survivors for his blog. So we broke through the attic an' got on the roof. We was up there for goin' on three days. President's plane flew right over us. My daughter said she thought she him wave at us. Can I interview your daughter? ...Oh.

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