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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-08-13 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-08-13 Pub. Date: 2019-08-13
Image Number: 178935
Caption: Wash your hands, flu boy. I'm not sick. You look peaked. I do? You'll be dead by morning!!!!!!! Latte, extra foam. For goodness sakes.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-08-01 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-08-01 Pub. Date: 2019-08-01
Image Number: 178695
Caption: Hey pitcher, the only thing uglier than your face is your fastball! Your arm's limper than overcooked linguini! My dead great grandmother could hit that curveball! I love sports.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-17 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-17 Pub. Date: 2019-07-17
Image Number: 178589
Caption: Rudy I'd like you to meet Tom, a member of Tightwads United. Wow. Sir. I dug this up at a ceremony. Awesome! Behold, the deceased's dentures.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-27 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-27 Pub. Date: 2019-05-27
Image Number: 177790
Caption: Welcome to Computer Villa! Good to see you, friend. How have you been? Okay. Not great, actually. My boss cut back my hours. I'm so sorry. I'm broke. But you can still buy stuff on credit, right? Tapped out. You're dead to me.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-20 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-20 Pub. Date: 2019-05-20
Image Number: 177708
Caption: Rudy, have a seat. I need a word with you. Uh oh. Whenever you use that tone of voice, it means bad news is coming. Are you firing me? Don't panic. Have a seat. Dead man walking!
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-28 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-28 Pub. Date: 2019-04-28
Image Number: 177410
Caption: From the director of Leap Year Massacre and Everyone's Extremely Dead … comes an epic horror film … so terrifying you won't be able to sleep, or eat, or go into the basement, or bathe alone … or do anything ever. Again! This film is not yet rated, nor does it have a title, or a plot. Coming to theaters in 2019 or 2020 or whenever we get it together. Sounds awesome. Can't wait. Feel the terror!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-16 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-16 Pub. Date: 2019-04-16
Image Number: 177233
Caption: I have something to say. Just tell me. Are you dying. Have you lost your voice for good? Get me a @#$% coffee you freakin' #$%^ loser! I'm healed, thirsty and you're a stinkin' loser! Rejoicing.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-15 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-15 Pub. Date: 2019-04-15
Image Number: 177232
Caption: Sadie? I have something to tell you. I never thought I'd say this, but it's good to see you in the café. You better sit down. Sit down? Is it bad news? Are you dying? Shut yer @#$% and sit! Insult to injury.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-10 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-10 Pub. Date: 2018-11-10
Image Number: 174832
Caption: I had a very rewarding week. Weird. What? You sound almost happy, satisfied. HOJ. So strange for someone with such a meaningless, dead-end existence to find amid his personal rubble a nugget of joy. Defeat snatched from the jaws of a vague sense of contentedness. It's almost enough to give me hope.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-23 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-23 Pub. Date: 2018-10-23
Image Number: 174634
Caption: My cheapskate muse is dead. Great. I woke up yesterday and realized it's been months since I've had an idea for cheating the customers. Everything I'm coming up with is clichéd: Charging extra for toilet paper, 75 cents for a clean cup, one-for-the-price-or-two bagel specials. I can't take pride in ripping people off like that. One-for-the-price-of-two?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-02 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-02 Pub. Date: 2018-09-02
Image Number: 173682
Caption: It doesn't reflect poorly on us. We're going gangbusters. We're vibrant. And spicy, like jalapenos. We are fresh as the Kennedys in 1950s springtime!! Wrinkle-free!! Let's jump rope. I would most certainly enjoy hang gliding. What's going on with the geezers? The LK Effect. What? Ever since Larry King announced his retirement, they've been overcompensating. But first a nap. With vigor. I'll retire when they pull the microphone from my dead ... zzzzz.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-31 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-31 Pub. Date: 2018-07-31
Image Number: 173258
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ... (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-08)
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-29 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-29 Pub. Date: 2018-05-29
Image Number: 171958
Caption: I did some research. I read the respected New England Journal of Astrophysics, and it looks like you're right … Gamma ray bursts have to come from pretty close by in order to fry all life on earth. So we won't die. Their calculations showed that the worst a gamma ray burst could do is turn us green and make us very, very angry. Might want to doublecheck to make sure you weren't reading their April 1st edition. It's not all bad. They found it may also boost stamina and strength.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-05 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169195
Caption: Hey, little buddy. Did you know that men often confuse a heart attack with a bout of constipation. Go away, Randy! That's why so many men who croak from heart attacks are found in the loo. Go away! The first responders are on their way. I haven't been in here that long!
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-11 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-11 Pub. Date: 2017-11-11
Image Number: 164678
Caption: How many people in history do you think have died fighting over lines someone else drew on a map? Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial "country." Iraq … Ethiopia … Yugoslavia … the United States … but then if we only lived in countries made up of people who agree with us, earth would have 7 billion countries. I disagree.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-06 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-06 Pub. Date: 2017-10-06
Image Number: 163386
Caption: Do you remember your early childhood, Randy? Of course, little buddy. I come from a long line of Randies who have photographic memories. It's an evolutionary trait that enabled early Randies to survive despite being connoisseurs of the female form. "Evolution"? Doesn't that mean some of them didn't make it? Overly long stares lead to nothing but trouble.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-05 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-05 Pub. Date: 2017-10-05
Image Number: 163385
Caption: Do you remember your early childhood, Randy? Of course, little buddy. I come from a long line of Randies who have photographic memories. It's an evolutionary trait that enabled early Randies to survive despite being connoisseurs of the female form. "Evolution"? Doesn't that mean some of them didn't make it? Overly long stares lead to nothing but trouble.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-22 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-22 Pub. Date: 2017-09-22
Image Number: 162864
Caption: Seriously, boss? I'm no longer allowed to talk about astronomy at work? Why? It's just bad for business. What if I want to get a huge merger approved so I could finally achieve my lifelong dream of having a monopoly of my very own? The government's not exactly science-friendly these days. I don't want them throwing up roadblocks just because my minion aid something that pressed their buttons. Did you know Venus is a dead world because of global warming? Stop that.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-10 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-10 Pub. Date: 2017-09-10
Image Number: 161928
Caption: My uncle keeps sending me crazy, paranoid conspiracy theories he hears on Youtube. Dr. Noodle. It all started a few years ago when he sent me an email about how the victims of the Hindenburg crash were all crisis actors. These same victims died on the Titanic! He wrote. Then he told me President Obama was setting up Femur Camps, where he'd be letting the Illuminati harvest our femur bones for voodoo incantations to turn all our frogs into insomniacs. When I asked him why on earth would anyone want to do that? he said I had been brainwashed by the cabal that runs both the fake news and the pepperoni industries. So I replied why would they waste their time brainwashing me? What would they gain from that? Does your uncle have a hobby? Get him to refer uncle!!! $$$$$$$ ... because it's possible that you're his hobby. He said they've brainwashed me into thinking there's nothing to gain from brainwashing me.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-18 dead 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-18 Pub. Date: 2017-08-18
Image Number: 161547
Caption: You heard earth's just entered its sixth great extinction event? Really? Vertebrate species are dying at a rate not seen since the dinosaurs dies off. This time it's thanks to us. But the good thing is, scientists think humans will die off pretty early in this mass extinction. How's that a good thing? We won't be around to hear the other animals say "I told you so."
     
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