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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-12 |
| Image Number: |
173363 |
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special show for you today!!! Yea!! Whooohoo!! Woof woof! Woof woof! Over the years, we have had thousands of people on the show in order to shame, ridicule and exploit their misery for ratings … We've also used the most defenseless among us - children. Proving there's no depth to which we won't sink ... I've become richer than Croesus hosting what is essentially human dog fighting in front of a live studio audience of foaming-at-the-mouth rabble. But all that ends today!!! Starting now we will try to bridge divides, heal the broken, reunite families and loved ones, and endeavor to give children the parents they deserve. Aayeeah!!! What? What? What? I dreamed Maury Povich had a soul ... You are hallucinating.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-06 |
| Image Number: |
164655 |
| Caption: |
This soap opera is disgusting. Why do you watch it … I just told you.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
156208 |
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You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we're wait ... yeah, I guess we are.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-11 |
| Image Number: |
151421 |
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Oh, Liam. I thought you were dead. I thought I would never see you again! Is that why you married … my brother? … Oh, Caroline … it's doesn't matter. When the mafia held me captive in a seaside cave all these years, the only thing that kept me alive was the thought of you. Caroline ... who is that mysterious stranger lurking outside your bedroom window? Is it yet another lover? No, it's me. Frank. The executive producer. You can cut all this out, we've been canceled. The market can't support more than three soap operas anymore. Everyone's busy watching Youtube. But Frank, I've got three more kids to put through college! And another thirty payments on my car! What am I supposed to do, you heartless @#$%?! Wait ... who's that lurking over there outside that other window? I don't know. It's me. Jeff, CEO of the network. We've been sold to Sputum Cable. They're canceling all executive producer contracts.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-14 |
| Image Number: |
145606 |
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Keykat - Guest Cartoonist. Then we pan out to see Kevin's Wisconsin-shaped birthmark - or is it? Meanwhile, Sharon (the town tramp) is confronted by Marci (the town crier) … Suddenly! Barbara is kidnapped and Colt chooses to go it alone … No. Cat jokes. Just cat jokes. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-07 |
| Image Number: |
144220 |
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The guys watch "The Maury Show." Brian, Linda accuses you of stepping out in her with her mother. I ain't never do that, Maury! I ain't never do that, Maury! I ain't never do that, Maury! Lie detector results are in, and they show that you … DID have relations with her mother. Sometimes you just need a break from the stupidity of the Donald Trump elections. Shh! They 'bout to say it Brian's son also be Brian' brother-in-law. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-26 |
| Image Number: |
140837 |
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As the Lake Turns … Darling, we mustn't get too close, or one of us will get hurt. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-16 |
| Image Number: |
139838 |
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Looks like your favorite soap opera is trying to attract older viewers. Why's that? They've changed their name … The Young and the Restless Leg Syndrome. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-20 |
| Image Number: |
137425 |
| Caption: |
How come you sleep in the daytime, grampa? I don't sleep. I just take lots of very short catnaps. How short are your catnaps? I had one just now while you were talking. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-05-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-03-06 |
| Image Number: |
6701 |
| Caption: |
This is the last time I go to a matinee! Now Playing. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-10-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-10-17 |
| Image Number: |
116792 |
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If we - you - want friends here, you gotta PARTY. Study in the daytime. But at night, cut loose! I'd prefer to sleep, thanks. Same old Bernice! The new do I gave you didn’t change ANYTHING! FINE! Sit here all alone. I'm having the next party in my suite! Cool! You're havin' another party? AH! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-09-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-09-22 |
| Image Number: |
116520 |
| Caption: |
Mom? Mom? Hey, mom? I wouldn’t bother her, Attila. Mom is a mystery, wrapped in a soap opera, inside a crossword puzzle. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-20 |
| Image Number: |
109607 |
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WHAM! (cursing symbols) What in the gosh-darn heck are you watching? "As The World of Championship Wrestling Turns." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-03-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-03-17 |
| Image Number: |
108969 |
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Next week on "Pediatric Hospital" … Doctor, we may have to close! It seems everyone is choosing natural childbirth at home! Gasp … You mean … ? Yes. We're having a midwife crisis! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-02-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-02-10 |
| Image Number: |
106526 |
| Caption: |
Sweet couple. Yeah, until Leslie Knox finds out there aren't any security cameras and pounds Gunther into dust. Knox believed me about the cameras, Knute. If we don’t tell him, everyone's safe from his bullying. Seems like a bad soap opera plot. Did I tell you I'm secretly married to Tiffany? And I'm your sister. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-12-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-12-15 |
| Image Number: |
104747 |
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Are you watching that Animal Planet program "Meet The Sloths" again? Yes, it's amazing. It's like a soap opera. Last week Larry the male sloth discovered that Lois the female sloth has been cheating on him. So Larry decided to walk out on her. Is the new episode? Uh huh. It's moving kind of slow, is he still walking out on her? Yeah, but he hasn't made it to the door yet. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
93972 |
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I see you turned your clock ahead. Yup. Lost an hour. This says an entomologist in New Zealand first proposed daylight saving time in 1895 so he could have more daytime to collect specimens. Entomologist? What's that? Someone who studies insects. So zillions of people turn their clocks because some kiwi bug-nut invented daylight savings time? Did you notice - I say "daylight saving time," using "saving" as an adjective, like "cost-saving measure." You say "savings," as in "savings account." Interesting, huh? Clearly we're not missing the hour. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-07-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-07-29 |
| Image Number: |
84210 |
| Caption: |
I may be blind, Brad, but I'm not a fool! We interrupt this program for a special report. Daytime Dramas for Cave Salamanders. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-02-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-02-26 |
| Image Number: |
76213 |
| Caption: |
What're you watchin', Opal. WWE wrestling. Wrestling? Since when have you started watching that? Since my favorite soap went off the air. I think this is actually more wholesome. THAT'S IT, SONNY! SLAM HIM TO THE MAT! DON'T LET HIM UP! JUMP ON HIM! Did you want something, Earl? Nope. I was going to ask if you were going to clean up the kitchen, but I'll just go do it. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
75984 |
| Caption: |
"What will I do now?" thought Brad, as he left the TV studio on the last day of taping. "Acting in daytime dramas is all I've ever known … " |
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