Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Britain." Specifically about how a recent poll shows that nearly half of Britain misses Colonialism. They miss the day when they rounded up natives into camps, massacred them, tortured them into submission, ethnically cleansed whole regions, carved up their lands into arbitrary countries and made them all play cricket. Before I open the line to callers, I'm warning you, there will be a strict limit on the number of "Make Britain Great Again" jokes I will allow.
Happy Black Friday Day, my friend. What? "Black Friday Day." It's the day we celebrate the most sacred of American holidays. By camping outside a big store and then stampeding inside and punching whoever first grabs the tv. That sounds like a lot of bunk to me, little buddy. That's because you're part of the war on Black Friday Day.