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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2016-10-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-15 |
Image Number: |
149317 |
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I participated in a senior citizen speed dating event last night. What's a senior citizen speed dating event? How quickly your elderly date falls asleep when the movie starts.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-04-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-06 |
Image Number: |
141307 |
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Good news and bad news --- I didn't get any dates, but my online dating profile won a Nobel Prize for fiction. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2015-05-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-05-01 |
Image Number: |
126032 |
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Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2015-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-08 |
Image Number: |
122297 |
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I've been going on a lot of first dates lately, but nobody wants to go out with me for a second date on Valentine's Day. The architect made other plans and the banker has no interest in seeing me again. The pilot doesn't see our relationship getting off the ground and the teacher thinks one date was enough --- she said she learned her lesson. What about the dietitian? I thought you two had a great time. We did --- but she's looking for somebody higher up the food chain. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2014-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-26 |
Image Number: |
121245 |
Caption: |
Online dating can be very confusing --- I just spent 20 minutes chatting with myself. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-12-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-12-03 |
Image Number: |
73640 |
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Ernie, your online dating profile says you're tall, athletic and wealthy. this is the biggest joke I've ever seen! Good point, Frank. I need to add something about my great sense of humor! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2010-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-04-01 |
Image Number: |
45682 |
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I saw your profile on a Date - a - chick.com, "Captain Sisko." You have no proof that's MY profile, Susan. It said you want a woman who's a cross between Beyonce and Princess Amidala. PRINCESS LEIA!!! Amidala was just a cheap, two-dimensional plot device that ... I rest my case. You play dirty. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2010-03-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-03-31 |
Image Number: |
45681 |
Caption: |
Date - a - chick.com Thank you for creating an account. Please complete your profile honestly. Now add a "headline." For example, write "Great catch looking for love." Headline: "Flawed human being looking for an absolute perfection." Let us rephrase. Please lie. "Looking for love." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2010-03-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-03-30 |
Image Number: |
45680 |
Caption: |
Date - a - chick.com. Charming, happy man who doesn't have a bitter bone in his body … … about his evil harpy ex who made his life a living nightmare … … seeks equally happy woman. Start over. Too mushy? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2010-03-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-03-29 |
Image Number: |
45679 |
Caption: |
Date - a - chick.com Welcome, Please choose a username. Captai … Tap tap tap tap tap. Captain Kirk. Tap tap tap click. Error: please choose a username that will HELP you find a woman. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2008-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-10-18 |
Image Number: |
27533 |
Caption: |
Earl, the sloth, speed dating. Earl, maybe it's time to take this relationship to the next level. Like saying "hell0." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2008-10-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-10-17 |
Image Number: |
27463 |
Caption: |
How's the speed dating going for Earl? Not good, it's hard to find someone slow as a sloth. He's down to the last date. Cross your fingers. Hel … lo … I'm …. Edna …. I …. Work … at …. the …. DMV. Score!! Yes!! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2008-10-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-10-16 |
Image Number: |
27440 |
Caption: |
Earl the sloth, speed dating. Ding. Hi, I'm Linda. Ding. Hi, I'm Sonia. Ding. Hi, I'm Brandi. … Earl … Hello. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2008-10-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-10-15 |
Image Number: |
27426 |
Caption: |
Speed-dating class! Hey Earl, you want try this? Sure. Wow. That really lit a fire under you. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2008-08-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-08-23 |
Image Number: |
26231 |
Caption: |
Just so you know, Bob, I don't date guys who play games. Sooo, the ball's in my court… |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2008-02-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-02-12 |
Image Number: |
21763 |
Caption: |
Any suggestions for my online profile? Don't describe your speed dating experience as "hanging out with fast women." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2007-11-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-11-16 |
Image Number: |
19343 |
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I can't get a date but that guy goes out all the time just because he's rich! Money won't make you win in the game of love --- but it sure puts you in good field position! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1997-01-05 |
Pub. Date: |
1997-01-05 |
Image Number: |
68950 |
Caption: |
This advice columnist says most men are thoughtless beasts when they go out with women. She says we're uncivilized, uncouth slobs. Not me! I make it a point to never be rude or slovenly in the presence of the opposite sex! I'm saving myself for marriage. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1994-04-30 |
Pub. Date: |
1994-04-30 |
Image Number: |
67990 |
Caption: |
Movie theater Snak Bar- Popcorn small $10 big $15. Soft Drinks $7.50. Gum $5.00. Candy $12. Now what's wrong? You said you wanted to go to the most expensive restaurant in town! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1994-02-06 |
Pub. Date: |
1994-02-06 |
Image Number: |
67914 |
Caption: |
I'm talking to Francine. We had our 1st date last night. It's amazing how quickly I touch other's lives. She says since our date she hasn't stopped thinking about me! She's going out and purchase something with me in mind - an unlisted telephone number. |
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