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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2013-04-24 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2013-04-24	Pub. Date:	2013-04-24
Image Number:	96080
Caption:	Lionel, there are just some things you're too young to know about. But why? Because they'd give you nightmares, and you'd grow up scared of everyone and everything, miss out on life, and have to waste money and time visiting a psychotherapist. Ow. Daddy? Whath a thycotherapith? One of those things you're too young to know about. That'th thircular weathoning!!!

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2013-04-22 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2013-04-22	Pub. Date:	2013-04-22
Image Number:	96078
Caption:	Daddy, whath tewowithm? What? I didn’t understand that. I thed, whath tewowithm? What's what? You undewthtood me. You undewthtand evwy woowd I'm thaying. No, your lisp makes it hard to under … … D'OH! I thought tho. Whath tewowithm?

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2013-03-09 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2013-03-09	Pub. Date:	2013-03-09
Image Number:	94135
Caption:	I have a two-year-old, Clyde. I need to be really selective about the women I date. I can't date someone who doesn’t want to have kids. That'd be a formula for disaster. You so wrong. It's the formula for a easy escape. Date a girl who don’t want kids. Then when she try to get a commitment, say "Hey, there's somethin' I forgot to tell you ... " Good talk, Clyde. Thug 4 Life.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2013-02-24 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2013-02-24	Pub. Date:	2013-02-24
Image Number:	93316
Caption:	But I'm tiwed, daddy. Doesn’t matter. In about two years you'll have something called "homework." Then everyone will test you. Teachers, friends, rivals, doctors, the DMV … Then you'll work for someone most of the time. Or start a business and work all the time. You'll meet someone special and she'll betray you or disappoint you of be too clingy, and you'll do the same to her. And when you don't have any problems at all, you'll worry that that only means you've forgotten something big. Awite, aweady!!! Awe you thatithfied? Bounce while you still can, son.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2013-01-27 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2013-01-27	Pub. Date:	2013-01-27
Image Number:	92212
Caption:	Today is my grandpa's 94th birthday. I went shopping for a gift. Then I remembered … Dr. Noodle. A few years ago, he tried teaching me to play dominoes. We'd play with his beat up, weathered dominoes that looked older than my dad … Later, when I was vacationing in Mexico, I bought him a new set of dominoes, hand-carved from obsidian, with jade inlays. I carried it through the jungle for weeks, gave it to him for his 90th birthday. A week later he gave it to the mailman. Old people have old things because of sentimental value. This year I'm getting him oatmeal.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2013-01-19 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2013-01-19	Pub. Date:	2013-01-19
Image Number:	92334
Caption:	You don’t need a woman, Big L. You smart. You work hard. You honest. You a good man. You can raise your son on your own. That's not why I'm desperately looking for a woman! Maybe not "honest."

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-12-10 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-12-10	Pub. Date:	2012-12-10
Image Number:	90866
Caption:	You look tired. I was up all night with Lionel. He had a nightmare. I guess I shouldn’t have read him my latest book as a bedtime story. It's called "RUN! Vampires, Werewolves, The One That Got Away and Other Demons." You couldn’t think of a longer title?

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-11-27 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-11-27	Pub. Date:	2012-11-27
Image Number:	90358
Caption:	Hi, momma. I'm sorry I didn’t come over for thanksgiving. The custody arrangement is really strict. I'm not allowed to take Lionel out of the state … … Or out of the county. Or out of the city. Or out of the neighborhood. But other than that, we can go anywhere. Do Not Lean On Door. ... Between 7th and 8th streets. ... Hello? Do Not Lean On Door.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-08-12 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-08-12	Pub. Date:	2012-08-12
Image Number:	84692
Caption:	Case #17700503-F Lionel Brown. Compiled by Federal Agent Eugene O. Murphy. 2:17 am - Refuses to stop bouncing even after father warns him this will do down on his permanent record. Almost potty trained. Muppet.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-08-07 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-08-07	Pub. Date:	2012-08-07
Image Number:	85360
Caption:	Lionel's some kind of prodigy. He's only two and he's already multiplying and dividing. He asked me "What's five divided by seven," and I realized … I forgot how to do that. Admitting I didn’t know would've wrecked his image of me. So I said "Pancakes" and pretended to fall asleep.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-07-27 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-07-27	Pub. Date:	2012-07-27
Image Number:	84531
Caption:	I hate to admit it, but sometimes I can't stand talking to my kid. Dr. Noodle. Sometimes I'm actually bored, 'cause all we talk about is happy kid stuff. Lately I've been calling my creditors in the middle of the night and asking them to lower my APR … ... Just to have some adult recrimination. Totally normal. Ph.D.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-07-23 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-07-23	Pub. Date:	2012-07-23
Image Number:	84527
Caption:	Aren't you Lionel's dad? Yeah. Oh. I'm Malcolm. I have the mat next to Lionel in day care. Shouldn’t you be in day care right now. Nah. I'm retiring. You're like three. You can't "retire." Well … Not the way this economy is going.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-06-16 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-06-16	Pub. Date:	2012-06-16
Image Number:	81853
Caption:	This'll be your first Father's Day with your son. How do you feel about that, Lemont? I feel like Lionel's lucky he's gonna have the father I never had. One who cares! One who's there! Ph.D. … And only a fool would be jealous of his own son! In other words, I'm very happy. Fascinating. Ph.D.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-06-15 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-06-15	Pub. Date:	2012-06-15
Image Number:	81852
Caption:	What should I do with my son for Father's Day? That's not important. Dr. Noodle. All that matters is that you're together. For instance … Do I remember what my dad and I did every Father's Day? No. I simply remember being with him, as we waited for mom to post his bail. Ph.D. Lionel's too young for prison-bonding. Good times. Ph.D.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-06-09 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-06-09	Pub. Date:	2012-06-09
Image Number:	81662
Caption:	What do you mean Lionel already bought your Father's Day gift? He's two, Lemont. He doesn’t have any money. I know he'd be sad about that … So I used his college fund to get myself the complete Doctor Who DVD set. You're very thoughtful. You have to put the children first.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-06-04 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-06-04	Pub. Date:	2012-06-04
Image Number:	81657
Caption:	P. Diddy's son got a football scholarship to UCLA. P. Diddy the richest cat in hip-hop. He got like $550 million. Why should a rich kid get a full scholarship, but someone like me who need it can't get nothing? 'Cause he earned it. An' it ain't fair they only give scholarships to people who go to college.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-05-25 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-05-25	Pub. Date:	2012-05-25
Image Number:	81181
Caption:	So what happened when you took Lionel to visit his mom? I don't know. For some reason, I never remember what happens with her. What? If I were a superhero, my power would be forgetting bad experiences. Dios mio. I wonder if I can sell "Forget-Man" to Hollywood.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-05-16 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-05-16	Pub. Date:	2012-05-16
Image Number:	80977
Caption:	So how's Lionel? No, I don’t think I should take him to Roxanne's. After all, I sued to share custody 50-50, because I was raised by a single mom and I know how important a mom is to a son. Not my fault the court gave me sole custody. Um … Ok. I resent your insinuation that I'm doing something wrong.

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-05-15 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-05-15	Pub. Date:	2012-05-15
Image Number:	80976
Caption:	Goodnight, son. Goodnight, mommy. "Daddy." Mommy. You call a man "daddy," son. Mommy thed a man goethe away to work evwy day. "Daddy." Are you thure?

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Comic Strip Darrin Bell Candorville 2012-05-14 dad

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-05-14	Pub. Date:	2012-05-14
Image Number:	80981
Caption:	… And then, on his way out the door, the father turned and said … " … I would think you'd offer a discount of at least 10% … " … So even broke people could honor him by buying the book." I don’t think thith ith "Where da Wild Things Are."

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