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121. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-15 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-15 Pub. Date: 2015-04-15
Image Number: 125564
Caption: Sorry I dunked on you in front of your little boy, Big L. That be insensitive right there. An' I'm sorry I swatted that ball from out your hand in front of your baby boy every single time you tried to take a shot. That was wrong too. An' I'm sorry I pulled your shirt up over the top of yo' head in front of your boy when I won, Big L. Are you sorry you keep reminding me of all that in front of my little boy? Not really.
     
122. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-22 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-22 Pub. Date: 2015-03-22
Image Number: 124022
Caption: Great news, Clyde. What? You know how people always blame irresponsible, absentee black fathers for everything from crimes to low self-esteem to sagging jeans? Well, that's a myth. A Pew study shows that black fathers who don't live with their kids see them more than white or latino fathers in similar circumstances. yes, but black fathers be more than twice as likely not to live in the house, bruh. So it still average out to less involvement overall when you do the math. (Sigh) ... Math giveth and math taketh away. What an "eth"? What? What?
     
123. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-13 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-13 Pub. Date: 2015-03-13
Image Number: 123672
Caption: I should be unhappy. Dr. Noodle. Yesterday, I stubbed my toe. My website went down. I got mugged. A woman laughed at me when I asked her out. M.A. But at night when I tucked my boy in, he squeezed my nose and said "I love you daddy." All of a sudden I was happier than I've ever been in my life. If your happiness depends on that, I'm going to clean up when he's a teenager.
     
124. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-13 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-13 Pub. Date: 2015-02-13
Image Number: 122693
Caption: Son, please go to sleep. Please? Not till you thing me a thong. Lionel, I just sang you a bunch of songs. I sang you "Spock Had a Little Lamb," "Twinkle Twinkle Little Vulcan," "Hush Little Yoda," and "The Wheels on the Tardis." But you thang them in the wong order. Now you hafta thart over.
     
125. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-12 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-12 Pub. Date: 2015-02-12
Image Number: 122692
Caption: You'we gwounded, daddy. Why? You thed a cuth wowd. I did not say a cuss word. Yeth you did! You thed (censored) I can't bewieve I owe five (censored) thouthand dollarth! What did daddy tell you about listening at his door when he's doing his taxes? You're grounded.
     
126. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-11 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-11 Pub. Date: 2015-02-11
Image Number: 122691
Caption: The Chronicle wants to hire me back and send me to cover the whole ISIS thing. Dr. Noodle. A few years ago, I'd have jumped at the chance, no matter how dangerous it is over there for journalists, because the truth is more important than me. But now, all I can think of is that my baby boy needs me. I'm his whole world. That makes me more important than anything. Does that make me a responsible parent, or a raging narcissist? A little raging narcissism is a good thing. Ph.D.
     
127. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-30 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-30 Pub. Date: 2015-01-30
Image Number: 121965
Caption: Every single-parent feels this way, Lemont. When you look at your baby, you know everything he will one day be ultimately depends on you, and you alone. And every time someone else watches him, they're doing you a favor. Do you feel pathetic. I was going to say I felt very grateful. Oh. Never mind, then.
     
128. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-29 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-29 Pub. Date: 2015-01-29
Image Number: 121964
Caption: This morning, Lionel asked me how they make cereal, and I realized … I had no idea. How am I supposed to keep my baby boy from growing up to be a moron if I can't even answer simple questions? Anyway, I found a video about cereal-making on YouTube and showed it to him. The best brag hell be able to come up with when he's in school is "my dad can google better than your dad."
     
129. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-13 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-13 Pub. Date: 2015-01-13
Image Number: 121385
Caption: Too many women feel entitled. I blame every man who calls his little girl a "princess." I told MY daughter "You ain't no princess! Take off that @#%$ tiara! Ain't nobody gonna 'take care of you' but YOU." Now that's "real talk." A lot of men feel "entitled," too. Not MY son. Made him pay me room an' board ever since he was three. Two packs of bubble gum, due first of every month.
     
130. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-10 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-10 Pub. Date: 2015-01-10
Image Number: 121081
Caption: I don't have any family heirlooms to give to my little boy, Susan. What? You know, like a cool old watch, or a mysterious old ring. Something to connect him to his past. That's what you're for, Lemont. You mean when I die, I should have them turn my ashes into a ring? No, that's ... wait, they can do that?
     
131. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-04 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-04 Pub. Date: 2015-01-04
Image Number: 120435
Caption: What brings you to therapy? I'm really susceptible to other people's moods. Dr. Noodle. If I'm with someone who's happy, I'm happy. If I'm with someone who's sad, I'm sad. If I'm with someone who's talkative, I'm eloquent. If they're not, then I can't think of anything to talk about. My friend's dad died. He cried. Within five minutes, he was having to console me. Well, that's actually not unusual, you see, we're all ... did you have on glasses when you came in here? Why do you ask?
     
132. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-26 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-26 Pub. Date: 2014-12-26
Image Number: 120259
Caption: I really don't see why you need to show your son "The Cosby Show." Is it because "Cliff Huxtable" raised you? He was the only father I ever knew, Susan. He taught me how to be a man. How to be a father. Yeah, but Lemont ... Your son has you. He doesn't need Bill Cosby. If we only had what we needed, we wouldn't have electricity, clothes or mouthwash. Don't. Change. The subject.
     
133. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-23 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-23 Pub. Date: 2014-12-23
Image Number: 120256
Caption: I want my baby boy to have the same values I have. So he needs to know the people who raised me. Don't look at me like that. I wasn't looking at you, Big L. I am not being defensive. If you want him to watch "The Cosby Show," that's your business.
     
134. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-12 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-12 Pub. Date: 2014-12-12
Image Number: 119937
Caption: The other night, I finally got my boy to go to sleep … and when I turned to leave the room, I stepped on one of his toys. It beeped and flashed and sang! I couldn't find the off switch, so I flung it out the window. Problem solved. Not really. It was a boomerang.
     
135. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-06 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-06 Pub. Date: 2014-12-06
Image Number: 119646
Caption: I feel like a burrito right now, Clyde. You can't have no burrito, Big L. You a single dad raisin' a two-year-old baby. What'll happen to him if you drop dead of a heart attack? Parents who don’t take care of theyselves an' don’t watch they carbs an minerals an' such is selfish. Whatever. Give me back my burrito, Clyde. Somebody gotta look out for the children.
     
136. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-04 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-04 Pub. Date: 2014-12-04
Image Number: 119644
Caption: What should I get your two-year-old for Christmas, Big L? Lionel would love a bronze replica of the starship Defiant, from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. You a bad father, Big L. I said what's he want? That IS what he wants! … Also an adult sized Captain Sisko uniform he can grow into. BAD father.
     
137. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-21 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-21 Pub. Date: 2014-10-21
Image Number: 117915
Caption: My son. My brilliant son. When I look at you … … I see works of art that'll inspire millions. I see the cure for cancer. I see peace on Earth. I see the gleaming spires of our first Martian colonies. I see all the wondrous things you have the potential to bring forth, my son. No pressure, though. Gee, thankth, daddy.
     
138. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-20 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-20 Pub. Date: 2014-10-20
Image Number: 117914
Caption: Please please PLEASE go to sleep, son. I can't thtop now, daddy. I'm thteadily buiwding up momentum. At this wate I'll be on the moon by bweakfatht. Who am I to kill a man's dream? Want me to bwing you back thumthing?
     
139. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-17 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-17 Pub. Date: 2014-10-17
Image Number: 117633
Caption: So what happened when you took Lionel to visit his mom? I don't know. For some reason, I never remember what happens with her. What? If I were a superhero, my power would be forgetting bad experiences. Dios mio. I wonder if I can sell "Forget-Man" to Hollywood. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-25).
     
140. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-07 dad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-07 Pub. Date: 2014-09-07
Image Number: 115372
Caption: I taught Lionel how to call 911. WHAT?! What that little two-year-old boy ever done to you, Big L? Huh? Cops be outta control, bruh. If there a emergency an' he call 911, there a 50/50 chance the police'll help … an' a 50/50 chance they gonna knock down the door without a warrant, toss in a flashbang grenade, an' pepper spray your toddler before draggin' his dad out in the hallway half naked. What is you thinkin' Big L? He's be better off if you teach him to call Domino's. Well, they would probably get there faster.
     
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