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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-24 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-24 Pub. Date: 2017-08-24
Image Number: 161803
Caption: Hey Susan, did you get that evite from Clyde? Which one? The evite to his birthday party where he wrote "in lieu of gifts, bring a shovel and wear your work pants"? No. The evite to his housewarming party at his underground bunker? No. I've been ignoring his evites for months now. Ever since Trump won, they've been getting more and more cynical. I'm talking about his evite to watch the upcoming race war on his tv.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-30 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-30 Pub. Date: 2016-05-30
Image Number: 143918
Caption: Bill Cosby's standing trial for criminal sexual assault in Pennsylvania. It's shocking, Susan … Shocking that it doesn't shock me at all to say that anymore. We get used to anything. And I don't know whether that's good or bad. I'm still shocked. Maybe you're just jaded. Eh ... I've heard that a million times.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-15 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-15 Pub. Date: 2015-11-15
Image Number: 134847
Caption: I think I'm getting jaded, Doc. Dr. Noodle. A few weeks ago, Blingy & Poshman Jewelers in Candorville did something very, very racist. S. Pookie Blackman is a multimillionaire quarterback for the Candorville Chickens. He stopped by to check out some jewelry. As soon as they saw the 6'10" black man coming, the store employees locked the door, begged him to leave, and then when he rang the doorbell, they called the police. But when I heard all that, all I did was shrug and think "I hope he didn't end up buying anything." I see. It's normal. Sometimes your outrage-muscle needs a rest. I was able to work up some anger about the cops who asked him why he had a nice car.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-15 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-15 Pub. Date: 2014-07-15
Image Number: 113733
Caption: Yesterday some guy tried to tell me not all shootings at schools are "school shootings." He even said gang-related shootings don't count. What, that surprise you? What country you think you livin' in, Big L? They been shootings in "inner city" schools since the eighties. But America only started caring when white suburban kids started killing too. That's kind of cynical, Clyde. Columbine was the "Elvis" of school shootings.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-12 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-12 Pub. Date: 2014-05-12
Image Number: 111229
Caption: Can you believe that Clippers owner? Whachoo mean? You know … that guy who told his girlfriend not to bring black people to his games, and not to post pictures online of herself associating with them. It was just three weeks ago. Oh, that. Yeah, I could believe that. What I can't believe is people who can't believe it. What country you think you in, Kumbaya-stan? You're a ray of sunshine, aren't you?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-23 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-23 Pub. Date: 2014-03-23
Image Number: 108219
Caption: I'd like you to admit one thing. Which is? Dr. Noodle. That your husband's agreeing to come here is evidence he does care about repairing your relationship. M.A. If, as you believe, your husband is an unemotional, distant man who cares only about being the victor in every aspect of his life ... why would he come here and make himself vulnerable? Because he just wants someone to agree with him that I'M the problem! LOL. Don't you think that's a little cynical? See? The man says you imagine everything. smh.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-24 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-24 Pub. Date: 2013-12-24
Image Number: 105428
Caption: Do you know any Christmas carols, Rosencrantz? Of course, Tyrone. (Ahem) … The fiirst noel, the ANGELS did say … No … I said "Christmas carols." You know, like "I don’t want to grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid .. " Cynic.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-29 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-29 Pub. Date: 2012-10-29
Image Number: 89247
Caption: You really think America's going to vote for a guy who changes his opinions more often than most men change their underpants? Un huh. I think you're being cynical. Men change their underpants more often than you think. Especially if you count turning them inside out.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-01 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 74226
Caption: To be honest, I haven't been on a date in a while. I called you for the first time in three years because I just got out of a long-term relationship with a soul-crushing demon who twisted everything I said to make me seem like I was always wrong … Wrong to like Star Trek, wrong to listen to Lenny Kravitz, wrong to ask her not to yell at me. When I said "Don't yell at me," she would say "Why? You think your special or something?" Pass the salt? I once asked her to pass the salt, and she said "A real man would get the salt himself." She was always doing that kind of thing. I asked you out in the hopes you'll restore my faith in romance before I get cynical and bitter. Note to self: Honesty is not the best policy, Would you excuse me for a moment, as I back away slowly and then start running?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-06 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-06 Pub. Date: 2011-12-06
Image Number: 31624
Caption: "Promotion: (noun) the act of raising someone to a higher position or rank." See, sir? It IS a real word. Oh ... IS it? Sir, you can't refute a fact just by questioning it in a cynical tone of voice while raising one eyebrow. Oh, CAN'T I? No, you can't. (Published originall on 2009-04-14)
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-24 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-24 Pub. Date: 2011-08-24
Image Number: 64818
Caption: The Candorville Chronicle. Do you know why the cost of living is rising so fast, Brown? It's because people have grown cynical. People feel the American empire is dying, so everyone's trying to grab their piece of the pie before it'a all gone. We must break this vicious cycle, Brown ... before it's too late. Sir, none of this explains why you won't give me a raise. Fight the cynicism, Brown. Fight it!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-04 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-04 Pub. Date: 2008-05-04
Image Number: 23130
Caption: I'm the product of a broken home… …but I grew up watching "The Cosby Show," and it was almost like I was part of that perfect family. I grew up a loner, but I watched 'A Different World,' and it was almost like I had lots of cool friends. My government grew corrupt and cynical, but I watched "The West Wing," and it was almost like I had honest leaders who looked out for me. 9/11 scared me, but I watched "24" and felt safe from terror. I see. You're afraid your entire world is an illusion? ...And I don't know what to watch for that.
     
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