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1. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-04-02 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2010-01-20 Pub. Date: 1993-04-02
Image Number: 2122
Caption: I'm really unhappy in this "relationship" with Bob. City Dump and Nature Park. Dump Him. I wish I knew what to do …. Dump him. I know! I could be more tolerant! I could cut him more slack! Dump him! That's it! I'll give it my best shot! I'll make it work!
     
2. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1992-09-26 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-09-16 Pub. Date: 1992-09-26
Image Number: 2108
Caption: Hey Marty, wanna see my scars? Uh, okay. I got this one in jr. high P.E. class. Ooh! I've had this one since I was a little kid - I don't even remember how I got it! You poor thing! This one's from a fight I had with that jerk Harold I was dating - needless to say, I left him! Good for you! Here's another one from my junior high days ... Yipes! And this ones from high school ... Ouch!
     
3. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1992-10-05 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-09-04 Pub. Date: 1992-10-05
Image Number: 2105
Caption: I like a woman who's waist-high, has a flat head, and no teeth! Har har har. You sexist! Don't get uppity with me, little lady. A guy's entitles to his opinion! What a jerk. Why didn't you say anything? Uh … cause I'm a man! Sexism isn't my axe to grind! Presenting the Nina's Adventures Cut-Out Axe! Now start grinding!
     
4. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-11-26 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-07-08 Pub. Date: 1993-11-26
Image Number: 1926
Caption: "How Not to Act Like an Artist". May I give you some constructive criticism? No. Excuse me? I said "no". I don't want your criticism. Most artists would welcome it! I don't. Fine! Don't grow as an artist! You can pretend you don't need any improvement for all I care! Okay. I hope you cut your ear off.
     
5. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-12-19 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-01-16 Pub. Date: 1993-12-19
Image Number: 1914
Caption: Nobody understands you! No one appreciates your genius! You try to make the world a better place, and what do you get? Rejection! Persecution! Ridicule! Insults!! But you'll show them! You'll show them all! With the Nina's Adventures Do-It-Yourself Martyr Complex! Instructions: 1. Cut out parts. 2. Tape cross to back (advanced martyrs may use stapler). 3. Hang albatross from neck. 4. Place halo above head. 5. Affix hair to shirt.
     
6. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1994-11-04 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-06-19 Pub. Date: 1994-11-04
Image Number: 1700
Caption: Free! The Nina's Adventures Ninavision Amazing Tee-Vee Safety Specs! Instructions: 1. Cut out parts and tape together. 2. Put safety specs over eyes. 3. Responsible Viewing. Finally! A viewing device that eliminates virtually ALL* of the harmful effects of television! Now, you can watch TV in COMPLETE SAFETY! * For Best results, use with Nina Noise Reduction illustrated at right. (Ax in television).
     
7. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1988-09-25 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-04-28 Pub. Date: 1988-09-25
Image Number: 1308
Caption: "The R-Word". "Relationships". What a tired, old worn out topic. Nina would forget about them altogether if it weren't for people smooching everywhere she looks. Slurp. Drool. Slobber. Disgusting…I wish I were doing that…. Even not, Nina's brain leaps about wondering how she's going to get the relationship of her dreams. Cut that out! Wonder ponder ponder. Experience would suggest there in nothing you can do to "make" a relationship happen. At least not the kind of relationship you want. Yet Nina always wonders, is it really our of her control? Do these things really just happen on "God's terms"?? You bet your ass, honey. Voice o' god. Nina has the nagging fear that we hill eventually get into a romantic relationship, but with someone she doesn't like. Sigh. All those cute guys around. Too bad I'm stuck with Mondo here. Oh well, "beggars can't be choosers". So why does Nina yearn for a relationship when she knows what a pain there are? Pine yearn crave year. Cuz you're a dumbshit. Voice o' Negativity. Maybe it's due to those pesky hormones exercising their power... Go on! Hup! Get yerself a man! Hormones. Hey! ....Or perhaps, it's due to the deep yearnings of Nina's "child's within" for paternal love. Waaa! I want Daddy!!!! Shut up! Would you shut up!? Nina hasn't quite come to terms with all these forces at work within her, and so she feels a little strained. Strain strain uuurrghh.....But she knows there's no point in trying to tell her heart what to do. Look I'm drivin' this train, so quit hassling me! Nina thinks there's got to be an answer to all these relationship dilemmas. What's the @*?#!! answer?! Oh God No, not that !! The end?
     
8. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-10-22 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-03-29 Pub. Date: 1993-10-22
Image Number: 1289
Caption: Nina's Adventures "The Comic That Puts A Smile On Your Face!" Why so glum, chum? You need a positive attitude! And a positive attitude begins with a big smile! 1. Cut out along dotted line. Apply adhesive, such as rubber cement, epoxy or super-glue. 3. Apply to face. * Alternate method: Use stapler. There, don't you feel better? Mmf! This smile has been brought to you by Nina's Adventures TM and Leee R TM Press-On Smiles. "Cheaper than Prozac" R TM
     
9. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1999-08-29 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-03-20 Pub. Date: 1999-08-29
Image Number: 788
Caption: "Better Living Through Comics.": Here at Nina Labs, we're committed to making the best possible product for you, the consumer. That's why we've developed new genetically modified comics. Our dedicated scientists hygienically isolate your favorite Nina's Adventures, then splice in genes from other, hardier strains of comics. The result is the same natural, wholesome comic strip you know and trust, but with the higher yields and enhanced shelf life. Bread. Comics. Meat. Don't listen to those alarmist eco-freaks who call them "frankencomics." They're just afraid of progress! Remember, there's absolutely no proof that this technology poses any health risks! Next week: "Mad Cat Disease."
     
10. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1999-09-05 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-03-19 Pub. Date: 1999-09-05
Image Number: 787
Caption: "Critical Mess." Wham. Wham. Wham. I'm bad! I'm scum! I'm worthless!! Whip! Flog! Liam, your self-destructive behavior has got to stop!! Lil' Slugger. Stop criticizing me!! For God's sake, cut me some slack!! Wham bam! I'm worthless! I'm bad! I'm scum!! Flog! Whip!
     
11. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1999-10-10 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-03-14 Pub. Date: 1999-10-10
Image Number: 782
Caption: "Talkivist" I'm an environmentalist! Huggies. A rebel thinker! … So I hate disposable diapers. They use up trees and clog landfills … But they're so comfy for the baby! And they really are convenient - As a Mom, I need all the help I can get! It's sad that trees were cut down for our backyard playset ... But it's worth it, for the kids! I detest these new gas-guzzling Suburban Utility Vehicles." But I'm shopping for a family now, plus I need to take the kids to day-care! Television's just awful! But it keeps the kids busy and out of trouble ... Yes, I have to make a lot of compromises as a parent ... Mommy, I wanna a Furby ... But, it's all worth it, 'cause I'm raising the next generation of rebels!
     
12. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1999-10-17 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-03-07 Pub. Date: 1999-10-17
Image Number: 778
Caption: "Bathroom Humor." Men. Nina with short hair. Often Mistaken for a man. Men. Men. Oh my God!! My dick is gone!!!
     
13. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1994-06-03 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-02-26 Pub. Date: 1994-06-03
Image Number: 5609
Caption: Anarchy, at its most basic level, simply means no one is fit to boss over anyone else. I personally ascribe to-- Cut!!! No no no! That's not what women think! This is a women's comic strip! Editor. Talk about relationships! Editor. You know, women have borne the brunt of the responsibility for contraception for millennia! Now we have the medical technology to give men vasectomies and they still won't--Cut!! That won't do at all!!! Here, read from this script! "My boyfriend says if I lose 15 pounds, he'll buy me a new dress! Maybe if I lose 150 pounds, he'll buy me a car!!!" Better, better...here try reading it this way! Perfect!! That's exactly what women think!!
     
14. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-09-24 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2003-03-05 Pub. Date: 1993-09-24
Image Number: 3038
Caption: Oh boy! Today Nina meets "bachelor number one'…Heh-heh. So, my first personal ad date. Heh-heh. Mine too. Heh-heh, just don't try to axe-murder me and this'll go fine. Heh-heh. OK. And while we're on the subject, don't try to poison me, strangle me, rape me, stab me...Look! I don't know you either. You could try to axe-murder me for all I know. Ping! Gee, I never thought of it that way. That's downright egalitarian of you. Your ad specified "feminist."
     
15. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1995-05-19 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2003-03-05 Pub. Date: 1995-05-19
Image Number: 3044
Caption: A special invitation to readers of this feature: "Make a Difference" with the Nina's Adventures Credit Card! Nina's Adventures. 666 7734 66666. Valid from 05/95. Expiration date 2080. Member name. Other cards claim they make a difference--5% for national parks, 10% for baby seals--but only the Nina's Adventures credit card contributes 100% of its purchasing power to dismantling capitalism! "Money is the root of all evil." The first step toward a better world is to stop using money. And now with the Nina's Adventures Credit Card, not using money is even more convenient! No annual fees! No monthly payments! 0% interest! To become a member, simply fill in your name on this pre-approved card, cut out along dotted lines, glue to heavy paper or cardboard, and laminate. The Nina's Adventures Credit Card: "Make a Difference!"
     
16. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1989-02-20 cut 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2003-01-22 Pub. Date: 1989-02-20
Image Number: 2526
Caption: Santa Cruz Money Saving Tips! 1. Give up food. First I gave up red meat, then dairy products, then cooked food. Now I've kicked this habit entirely! If everyone did that, we could end world hunger! 2. Live in a group house. The rent sure is cheap! 3. Own nothing. Materialism is bad karma. Got a spare quarter? 4. Rent a closet! Sleeping upright is good for your aura. Only wimps sleep horizontally. 5. Share a car! This week I get the wheels! And I get the engine! 6. Eat this newspaper! Yes Nina's Adventures is pleased to offer you free cut-out food! This week's food is tofu. Hint: Tofu tastes better in a flavorful sauce.
     
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