You really should've invested in Rudycoin, Clyde. My $100 investment shot up to $10,000 overnight. Did you cash that @#$% in, bruh, or let it ride? I think I cashed it in. Whachoomean you think? I saw my balance was $10k/100k Rudybits, and under it there were two buttons. I chose the one that said Rudycash, which seemed more likely to cash in my earnings than the button that said HODL Rudypower. Stop it. I don't know what any of that mean, other than you gonna lose your whole life savings. Stop hodling on to the 20th century.
I just invested in Rudycoin. You invested in whaty-what? It's a new cryptocurrency. I missed out on Bitcoin and Ethereum and all the rest, so I jumped on this one. It's good to diversify one's portfolio. Since when you had a portfolio, Big L? You ain't got no portfolio. Do too. Most you got is a manila envelope.