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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-13 cretin 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-13 Pub. Date: 2018-06-13
Image Number: 172242
Caption: Armstrong told me to get all our regulars to show up. What for, you miserable dork? Tap tap tap tap tap. I'm not supposed to tell people what a horrible calamity's about to strike. He said not to panic anyone if I care about them … Well played, cretin. I just texted what I told you to the guy who audited me.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-30 cretin 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-30 Pub. Date: 2018-01-30
Image Number: 167930
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Government shutdowns. My girlfriend was angry I didn't send her a birthday card. So I said, I did! But the government shut down so the post office isn't delivering mail, babe. Guess what she said? The post office is funded by our stamps! It doesn't shut down, you horrible cretin! Yeah ... that is what she said. How'd you know? Next caller!
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-20 cretin 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-20 Pub. Date: 2017-12-20
Image Number: 166297
Caption: Hey, Cretin. Why is the shark closing in music from Jaws coming out of your pants? I decided my life needs a soundtrack. So I programmed my phone to play specific tunes whenever certain people are nearby. I resent that!!! Should've been the theme from Alien.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-07 cretin 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-07 Pub. Date: 2017-12-07
Image Number: 165718
Caption: You've been glaring at me all morning, Sadie. You're imagining things, cretin. It's not as if I'm calculating the optimal strategy for turning your friends against you, destroying your reputation, and making you the most despised cretin in town. It's not as if I've already set my plan into motion, and now I'm gleefully imagining the tears raining from your eyes as you spiral downward into an abyss of disgrace. I said I was sorry there was a hair in your oatmeal. Too late! Your demise is already trending.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-13 cretin 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-13 Pub. Date: 2017-11-13
Image Number: 164882
Caption: What do you mean "give Rudy a minute"? He's doing something very delicate. Like what? He's trying to help Sadie find her old childhood friends online. He found lots of them. They're still alive! But the news is both good and bad, and he's not sure how to break it to her gently. They're ... um ... in a Facebook group called "Sadie-Survivors Support Group." What th -- I said tell me the bad news first, cretin.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-25 cretin 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-25 Pub. Date: 2017-10-25
Image Number: 164161
Caption: Spoiler alert for "Star Trek: Discovery." Spoiler will be said in 10 … 9 … 8 … What are you doing? 7 … What on earth are you babbling about, you odd, odd cretin? 6 … 5 … 4 … Your countdown is not working, loser. I have no interest in whatever it is you're going to say. None at all. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Are spoilers supposed to be given after "1," or after "0"? Tell be what you're counting down to! Tell me!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-03 cretin 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-03 Pub. Date: 2017-10-03
Image Number: 163383
Caption: Why do they call it the "chickenpox," Sadie? Funny you should ask, cretin. The year was 1767. Great-great-great-great-grandmother Sadie discovered that smallpox and the "varicella-zoset virus" were not related after all. But as usual, her nemesis, Dr. Heberden, pilfered her research and claimed credit. That's when old Sadie shoved him head-first into his Christmas chicken's rear-end, and the rest was history. The history books leave everything out. Guess where cranberry sauce came from?!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-18 cretin 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-18 Pub. Date: 2016-07-18
Image Number: 146151
Caption: (Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff … huff … huff … huff …). I will most certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin? All (huff) across American, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work. Can I get some water? Coming right up. Good think I wore my tripping shoes. T-300.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-07 cretin 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-07 Pub. Date: 2015-10-07
Image Number: 133536
Caption: Hey, cretin. Why is the "shark is closing in" music from "Jaws" coming out of your pants? Da … duh … da … duh … I decided my life needs a soundtrack. So I programmed my phone to play specific tunes whenever certain people are nearby. Da … duh … da … duh … I resent that!! Should've been the theme from "Alien." Dadumdadumdadum!!!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-03 cretin 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-03 Pub. Date: 2015-09-03
Image Number: 131970
Caption: After 18 years, I've finally come across a reason to pay you a compliment. This oatmeal is so much better than the usual swill you cretins serve. For once, it doesn't make me want to barf up everything I've eaten in the past 90 years. Hey everyone, Sadie Cohen endorses the oatmeal! It's actually not like eating spackle.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-17 cretin 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-17 Pub. Date: 2014-07-17
Image Number: 113804
Caption: Where did the cretin go? The what? The cretin. The fool. The creep. The idiot. The imbecile. The moron. The loser. The ignoramus. The oaf. The simpleton. The twerp. The loon. The ninny. The nincompoop. The blockhead. The clod. The twit. The clown. The bird-brain. The halfwit. The fathead. The stooge. The dolt. The schlemiel. The sap. The dunce. The goose. The doofus. And that's just his first name. For some odd reason, he's avoiding you.
     
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