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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-22 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-22 Pub. Date: 2019-05-22
Image Number: 177728
Caption: Rudy, I've got to cut you down to 25 hours per week. But the place is still busy. Someone has to work behind the counter. People are here, but not buying. They're pastry-container shopping. What? Like window shopping. Someday, I'm going to buy a slice of pie. I've got my eyes on a scone.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-05 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-05 Pub. Date: 2018-08-05
Image Number: 173107
Caption: Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of air? Priceless.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-20 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-20 Pub. Date: 2018-06-20
Image Number: 172384
Caption: Periodically, Sadie Cohen gets jacked up on caffeine, then goes to the US post office. Once she gets to the counter, she starts chatting and asks endless questions, stopping up the line for hours, frustrating to no end the people behind her. It's her favorite practical joke and, frankly, one of the darkest things the human eye can witness. Enjoy! What's your opinion of the two-day certified mail to Wichita? Move it, lady!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-19 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-19 Pub. Date: 2018-06-19
Image Number: 172383
Caption: I've had four espresso shots and a red bull. Look out post office, here comes Sadie! Post office? You're fueling up so you have the strength to endure the long lines? Ha. I'm creating the lines. I get to the counter with a stack of complicated questions, then watch the people behind me go nuts with frustration! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!! One of the best maniacal laughs in the business.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-10 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-10 Pub. Date: 2018-05-10
Image Number: 171298
Caption: You're saying aliens built the Great Pyramid of Giza? Either that, or ancient mankind had reached outer space. The Great Pyramid of Giza is at the exact geometric center of earth's landmasses. You can't know where that is unless you're looking down from orbit ... or unless it's just dumb luck. Too late. Case closed. I've settled it. All counter-arguments are fake news.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-15 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-15 Pub. Date: 2017-10-15
Image Number: 163200
Caption: You look tired, Rudy. Nah, I'm actually not tired. Why don't you go take a break. I'll man the counter for you. That's ok, Uncle Mort. Look at those bags beneath your eyes. And … are those wrinkles I see there? Did you know you age faster if you don't sleep? I'm on to you, Uncle Mort. You want me to step away so you can fix yourself an Espresso. Your doctors said no caffeine. You sound paranoid, Rudy. You're seeing duplicity everywhere. That's a symptom of sleep deprivation. I'm just thinking about your well-being. You're getting very very tired!!! Nice try, Uncle Mort.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-11 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-11 Pub. Date: 2017-10-11
Image Number: 163642
Caption: Today's alpha-lesson is called "Always Jujutsu the Suspense." If someone says "I've got a great idea" and then pauses to create suspense, that's a power-move. They want you to beg them to continue. The alpha counter-move in this case is simple. Use the suspense-monger's suspense against them: say absolutely nothing.* *This move should never ever be applied in the boudoir.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-19 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-19 Pub. Date: 2016-02-19
Image Number: 139256
Caption: I slipped and fell in your establishment. I'll settle out of court for $50 thousand. Where'd you slip? Right out front. I mean, inside the front entrance. I mean, near the counter. By that, I mean to say over at one of the booths. Say, totally unrelated question ... Which part of the cafe has no security cameras? The restrooms. I slipped and fell in the restrooms. Get out.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-09 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-09 Pub. Date: 2016-02-09
Image Number: 138884
Caption: The president's sending heavy weapons to Europe to counter Russia. Do you know what this means, Randy? It means there's still a chance I'll live to see the postapocalyptic world the movies promised me when I was a kid. I'll get to drive buggies around deserts, play hide and seek with mutant barbarians in the ruins of major cities ... You think it'll be hard to charge my phone in the postapocalypse? Probably, since it'll be melted into your hand.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-09 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-09 Pub. Date: 2015-09-09
Image Number: 132286
Caption: Today's alpha-lesson is called "Always Jujutsu the Suspense." If someone says "I've got a great idea" and then pauses to create suspense, that's a power-move. They want you to beg them to continue. The alpha counter-move in this case is simple. Use the suspense-monger's suspense against them: say absolutely nothing.* *This move should never, ever be applied in the boudoir.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-29 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-29 Pub. Date: 2015-04-29
Image Number: 126201
Caption: How would you feel about sitting by the window instead of here at the counter, Randy? Why? No reason. I just think you might be more comfortable over there. You wouldn't be using me as bait to lure in people who are drawn to my irresistible animal magnetism, would you? Of course not. What do you mean your boss thinks I'd be more comfortable eating in the stockroom?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-28 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-28 Pub. Date: 2014-07-28
Image Number: 114432
Caption: How many Ibuprofens can you take in a row before your liver explodes? Pardon? I have n awful toothache. But I sort of forgot to sign up for Obamacare, so now I have to wait till 2015 to get treated. Think I'd be ok if I took 900 Advils? No. How about six Advils per day for 150 days? Yes. ... wait ... ... no.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-05-09 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-09 Pub. Date: 2014-05-09
Image Number: 111089
Caption: I've invested in a "Google Glass" device and you're going to wear it whenever you talk to a customer. From now on, the moment any customer walks through the door, you're to photograph them, scan them for their face on Facebook, and read their latest status updates, all before they reach the counter. If they're in love and they order coffee, upsell them on out heart-shaped foam. VERY BAD MAN. If they're newly dumped, upsell them on chocolate sprinkles.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-04-15 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-04-15 Pub. Date: 2014-04-15
Image Number: 110182
Caption: Yesterday, before you insulted me, you showed me how you can use your me-phone to make your voice sound like someone else's. Let's say you, theoretically, left your phone on the counter. … And let's say someone paid a six-year-old a nickel to make the phone sound like you ... so that someone could call every single female listed in your "black book" file and say things that would totally and irrevocably humiliate you. ... And let's say that person discovered that every one of those listings dials your mother. Busted.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-08 counter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-08 Pub. Date: 2013-12-08
Image Number: 106908
Caption: I need a balloon, but they're locked in a cabinet. That's to keep people from making homemade narcotics. I'm not following. Isn't it obvious? When people see balloons, what's the first thing they think of? Kids? Exactly. And that leads to a desire to have kids. Now, when people want to have kids, the first thing they do is try to attract the opposite sex. Which is why our perfume and cologne are also locked in the cabinet, along with the razors and makeup. Now ... when dates go well, they lead to hanky panky, which leads to babies. Which is why diapers are also locked in the cabinet. Now, babies grow into kids. Kids get sick a lot, which leads to people buying cough syrup. Cough syrup has been used to make illegal drugs. Which is why cough syrup is also locked in the cabinet ... We lock all the ingredients of illegal narcotics in the cabinet. Just get the key and open the cabinet, please. CVX. Sorry, we keep the key locked in the cabinet. Cigarettes. Stuff you don't need.
     
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