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Comics about coughs and coughing.

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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-18 cough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-18 Pub. Date: 2015-12-18
Image Number: 136617
Caption: Boss, I've come down with something. I need the day off. That "something" wouldn't be Star Wars tickets, would it? "Star Wars"? What's "Star Wars"? I'm really sick. Cough. Cough. Oh … Who am I to stand in the way of a huge corporation suckering people into paying lots of money to see something they've basically seen dozens of times before. Thanks, boss! Bring me some seriously overpriced popcorn.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-28 cough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-28 Pub. Date: 2015-06-28
Image Number: 128142
Caption: I need a balloon, but they're locked in a cabinet. That's to keep people from making homemade narcotics. I'm not following. Isn't it obvious? When people see balloons, what's the first thing they think of? Kids? Exactly. And that leads to the desire to have kids. Now, when people want to have kids, the first thing they do is try to attract the opposite sex. Which is why our perfume and cologne are also locked in the cabinet, along with the razors and the makeup. Now ... when dates go well, they lead to hanky panky, which leads to babies. Which is why diapers are also locked in the cabinet. Now, babies grow into kids. Kids get sick a lot, which leads to people buying cough syrup. Cough syrup has been used to make illegal drugs. Which is why cough syrup is also locked in the cabinet ... We lock all the ingredients of illegal narcotics in the cabinet. Just get the key and open the cabinet please. Sorry, we keep the key locked in the cabinet. CVX.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-05 cough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-05 Pub. Date: 2014-12-05
Image Number: 119727
Caption: Hypochondriac's rule #6: Take care with utensils. Meaning don’t share forks with sick people? Aim them carefully. The moment you see someone coughing, start throwing spoons, forks, ladles, salad tongs, nutcrackers. Aim to maim so they can't get within breathing distance. Ladles?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-09 cough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-09 Pub. Date: 2014-11-09
Image Number: 117988
Caption: Aren't you a hypochondriac? What was that, loser? I feel warm. You're not going to trick me into thinking I have Ebola. 21 days ago, I may have ordered a pizza. The delivery boy had what might've been a Texas accent. A hospital in Texas was treating an Ebola patient. NOT FALLING FOR IT!! Everyone knows Ebola can only be transmitted through bodily fluids! The delivery boy was sweating. Sweat evaporates, right? Then it's in the air. Cough. Well-played, nemesis.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-02-16 cough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-02-16 Pub. Date: 2014-02-16
Image Number: 107837
Caption: I saw you look at that hussy. COUGH! I don’t know what you're talking about, snookums. OK, I ADMIT IT! I GLANCED FOR A SPLIT SECOND!!! BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I'm a man! I have needs! I have hormones racing though my body, giving me urges I can barely contain! I may seem meek on the outside, but on the inside lurks a depraved beast. Run, Sadie ... run while you still can. Works every time.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-08 cough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-08 Pub. Date: 2013-12-08
Image Number: 106908
Caption: I need a balloon, but they're locked in a cabinet. That's to keep people from making homemade narcotics. I'm not following. Isn't it obvious? When people see balloons, what's the first thing they think of? Kids? Exactly. And that leads to a desire to have kids. Now, when people want to have kids, the first thing they do is try to attract the opposite sex. Which is why our perfume and cologne are also locked in the cabinet, along with the razors and makeup. Now ... when dates go well, they lead to hanky panky, which leads to babies. Which is why diapers are also locked in the cabinet. Now, babies grow into kids. Kids get sick a lot, which leads to people buying cough syrup. Cough syrup has been used to make illegal drugs. Which is why cough syrup is also locked in the cabinet ... We lock all the ingredients of illegal narcotics in the cabinet. Just get the key and open the cabinet, please. CVX. Sorry, we keep the key locked in the cabinet. Cigarettes. Stuff you don't need.
     
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