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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-08-19 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-08-19 Pub. Date: 2019-08-19
Image Number: 179021
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What is your input on the Fly? - Daniel** **Send your questions to asksadieshow@gmail.com. Mumble. Translation. Did someone say flu?!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-19 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-19 Pub. Date: 2019-04-19
Image Number: 177236
Caption: I've been working here more than seven years. I'd like to talk about retirement benefits. I'd like a long-term contract. Ha ha. I wouldn't mind a dental plan and you know what else? Profit sharing! Hee hee, ho ho, ha ha. I really did just do it for the laughs. Ha ha hoo hoo hee -
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-04 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-04 Pub. Date: 2018-04-04
Image Number: 170206
Caption: Boss, I told The Fixer you were firing him. Go back and tell him that was fake news. I may have use for him after all, if the press ever finds out about the nondisclosure agreement I forced Garfield to sign. Um … ok … that's enough … The Fixer paid him the hush money, and that gives me plausible deniability. I don't want to hear it!!! Very bad man!!! It was lasagna-related. Get your mind out of the gutter.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-10 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-10 Pub. Date: 2018-01-10
Image Number: 167106
Caption: Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say now problem because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-13 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-13 Pub. Date: 2017-09-13
Image Number: 162611
Caption: I've never had a real date, because they always refuse to sign the Dutch contract. "The Dutch Contract"? Most relationships fail because of money. Because one party starts to see the other party as a piggy bank. I don't think it's unreasonable to ask prospective dates to sear under oath that they'll always go Dutch on everything. Maybe it's the title people object to. A lot of conservatives can't stand anything that sounds European. Yeah. That must be it.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-04-13 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-04-13 Pub. Date: 2017-04-13
Image Number: 156749
Caption: Boss, does my workers' compensation package cover early onset eye wrinkles? Of course. That's covered, along with gray hair, receding hairline, aches in your joints … all the usual sign of aging. It's all covered by your workers' compensation. For each affliction, you're supposed to compensate me, your boss, in the amount of $10 per week. I really should've read the fine print on my contract. You didn't? There was a $10 not-reading-the-fine-print clause in there.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-20 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-20 Pub. Date: 2017-03-20
Image Number: 155925
Caption: You wanted to see me, boss? Come in, minion. My 13-year contract with Barely Secure Alarm and Donuts is about to expire. I'm tired of paying their exorbitant $7.99 annual fee. From now on, you're going to be the café's alarm system. We'll attach the doors to your eyelids by twine, and if anyone opens a door, you'll know. I'll have to deduct the cost of twine from your check, but I'm sure you can write that off. Very bad man.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-30 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-30 Pub. Date: 2017-01-30
Image Number: 153977
Caption: Boss, are you sure I should dump our toxic waste in the creek? Of course, minion. Little known fact … While everyone was obsessed with Trump's inauguration crowd size, he quietly froze all grants and contracts by the Environmental Protection Agency. The township's Department of Monitoring-Toxic-Waste-in-the-Creek lost its funding and had to lay off its inspectors. Why do we even have toxic waste? We're a cafe. No reason. Say, did you know it's .07% cheaper to import coffee beans from Chernobyl?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-11 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-11 Pub. Date: 2016-12-11
Image Number: 151421
Caption: Oh, Liam. I thought you were dead. I thought I would never see you again! Is that why you married … my brother? … Oh, Caroline … it's doesn't matter. When the mafia held me captive in a seaside cave all these years, the only thing that kept me alive was the thought of you. Caroline ... who is that mysterious stranger lurking outside your bedroom window? Is it yet another lover? No, it's me. Frank. The executive producer. You can cut all this out, we've been canceled. The market can't support more than three soap operas anymore. Everyone's busy watching Youtube. But Frank, I've got three more kids to put through college! And another thirty payments on my car! What am I supposed to do, you heartless @#$%?! Wait ... who's that lurking over there outside that other window? I don't know. It's me. Jeff, CEO of the network. We've been sold to Sputum Cable. They're canceling all executive producer contracts.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-22 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-22 Pub. Date: 2016-11-22
Image Number: 151307
Caption: Did you see Doctor Strange, little buddy? Yes sir!!! I reported to the nearest 3-D theater as mandated by the unspoken Comic Fan Compact of 2008 … wherein we all tacitly agreed that these are not individual movies, they are one big story and to miss even one part of it is sacrilege. I even watch all the Marvel Netflix shows, pursuant to the Daredevil Addendum of 2015, sir!!! So noted.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-02 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-02 Pub. Date: 2016-08-02
Image Number: 146701
Caption: I need to take some bereavement time off. "Bereavement time"? Let me check … No, there's no such thing as "bereavement time" in your contract, Rudy. I'd love to give you time off to grieve, but if I start allowing things that aren't in your contract, before we know it you'll be marrying your car. What car? I don't own a car. I believe my point still stands.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-05 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-05 Pub. Date: 2016-07-05
Image Number: 145515
Caption: Let me ask you a man-to-man question, Randy, asterisk. Shoot. Let's say you wake up, you look in the mirror, and you notice your first gray hair. Would it be manlier to immediately pluck it out and pretend it never happened, or would it be manlier to tell yourself it's actually blond? Armstrong, avoiding the truth is never manl ... wait ... "asterisk"? (Asterisk) By answering my question you enter into a binding non-disclosure agreement.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-11 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-11 Pub. Date: 2016-02-11
Image Number: 138886
Caption: Boss … I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever. Stop right there. This isn't some underhanded attempt to weasel out of your end of the bargain, is it? A lifetime contract is a lifetime contract. It's not my fault you didn't read the fine print. If I transfer my consciousness to an android body, technically that's a new lifetime. We'll litigate that bridge when we come to it.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-14 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-14 Pub. Date: 2015-10-14
Image Number: 133872
Caption: Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-16 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-16 Pub. Date: 2015-09-16
Image Number: 132592
Caption: Armstrong, why did you fire me? I need to know. Gross incompetence. You used the café's line of credit to buy and ad on the "Ask Sadie" show. Business plummeted by 100% the very next day. We were closed the very next day. I could hire you back, but it would mean a new contract and less pay. Very bad man. Your new contract requires you to provide me with health insurance.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-22 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-22 Pub. Date: 2015-07-22
Image Number: 130027
Caption: I've never had a real date, because they always refuse to sign the Dutch contract. "The Dutch Contract"? Most relationships fail because of money. Because one party starts to see the other party as a piggy bank. I don't think it's unreasonable to ask prospective dates to swear under oath that they'll always go Dutch on everything. HOJ. Maybe it's the title people object to. A lot of conservatives can't stand anything that sounds European. Yeah. That must be it.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-09-01 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-09-01 Pub. Date: 2014-09-01
Image Number: 115992
Caption: What're you doing?! Your contract forbids you from watching "cute baby videos" on YouTube. Cute baby videos lead to employees wanting to have cute babies of their own. Having babies leads to employees asking for raises and time off. I don’t think everything in a contract is enforceable, boss. "Thinking" is forbidden by your contract.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-22 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-22 Pub. Date: 2014-07-22
Image Number: 114172
Caption: I need to take some bereavement time off. "Bereavement time"? Let me check … No, there's no such thing as "bereavement time" in your contract, Rudy. I'd love to give you time off to grieve but if I start allowing things that aren't in your contract, before we know it you'll be marrying your car. What car? I don't own a car. I believe my point still stands.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-01-09 contract 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-01-09 Pub. Date: 2014-01-09
Image Number: 106939
Caption: What do you mean I have to restart my feud with Mrs. Cohen? It makes customers anxious. Anxious patrons buy more comfort food and more hot cocoa. So? You may be my boss, but you can't dictate my personal relationships. Did you ever actually read your contract? Oh come on, who reads that stuff?
     
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