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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-15 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-15 Pub. Date: 2019-08-15
Image Number: 178997
Caption: Let me get this straight: You have a moral objection to covering birth-control pills, even though it's often prescribed for medical reasons. I shouldn't have to pay so that women can have sex without facing any consequences. But you don't have a problem covering Viagra and vasectomies ... even though Viagra only exists so that men can have sex, and vasectomies only exist so that men can have sex without consequences. That's different. men are supposed to sow their wild oats. Women aren't. Who do you think they're sowing oats with?!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-20 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-20 Pub. Date: 2015-09-20
Image Number: 132207
Caption: Kelly texted me again the other day. I hadn't heard from her in two years. I thought I'd never hear from her again. What did she want? To see if I was still madly in love with her. She wanted to see if I would still be willing to run away with her and start a new life, no matter the consequences. She wanted to see if her voice was still the air I breathe, and if I still saw moonlight when I gazed into her eyes. She said all that? Not in so many words. She just said "hi," but I knew what she meant. I'm going to schedule you for some extra sessions. I think I'm over her, doc. I didn't answer her at all, for five whole minutes.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-08 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-08 Pub. Date: 2015-07-08
Image Number: 129283
Caption: Do you know what story you want daddy to read you tonight? Beaw. Daddy can't read you the bear book because you threw it out the window earlier today. Daddy told you, when you throw things away, they're not yours anymore. Thtop it! You can't make consequences go away by saying "stop it." Thtop it!!!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-20 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-20 Pub. Date: 2014-04-20
Image Number: 109691
Caption: I don’t know, man, there's just something people forget about the internet. What? Nobody's as anonymous as they think they are. And When they insult total strangers … When they call them "naïve morons" just 'cause they disagree … … When they tell other human beings they're wastes of space on this Earth ... When they say things like "I'd call you an uneducated baboon, but baboons smell better ... " ... They forget that before the so-called anonymity of the web, saying such things to other human beings usually led to consequences. How'd you get my number? That's not important right now, Gunther.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-01 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-01 Pub. Date: 2013-11-01
Image Number: 103221
Caption: The ad agency of McMahon, Tate, Stevens & Evans may be plotting a hostile takeover. This is bad for everyone. Us, clients … everyone. You don't know that. Name one major merger that didn't lead to massive layoffs and price increases. There was the time Detective Munch from "Homicide" joined "Law & Order SVU." IN REAL LIFE. (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-22 and 2013-03-15).
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-15 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-15 Pub. Date: 2013-03-15
Image Number: 94592
Caption: The ad agency of McMahon, Tate, Stevens & Evans may be plotting a hostile takeover. This is bad for everyone. Us, clients … everyone. You don't know that. Name one major merger that didn't lead to massive layoffs and price increases. There was the time Detective Munch from "Homicide" joined "Law & Order SVU." IN REAL LIFE. (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-22).
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-22 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-22 Pub. Date: 2012-03-22
Image Number: 77681
Caption: Let me get this straight: You have a moral objection to covering birth-control pills, even though it's often prescribed for medical reasons. I shouldn't have to pay so that women can have sex without facing the consequences. But you don't have a problem covering Viagra and vasectomies ... Even though Viagra only exists so that men can have sex, and vasectomies only exist so that men can have sex without consequences. That's different. Men are supposed to sow their wild oats. Women aren't. Who do you think they're sowing oats with?!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-22 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-22 Pub. Date: 2011-04-22
Image Number: 59961
Caption: The ad agency of McMahon, Tate, Stevens & Evans may be plotting a hostile takeover. This is bad for everyone. Us, clients … everyone. You don't know that. Name one major merger that didn't lead to massive layoffs and price increases. There was the time Detective Munch from "Homicide" joined "Law & Order SVU." IN REAL LIFE.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-19 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-19 Pub. Date: 2011-01-19
Image Number: 56435
Caption: 2010. Violent language and imagery in Hollywood and video games are responsible for the increased violence among our youth! Words and images have meaning and consequences! Nonsense. It's the lazy parents' fault, and theirs alone. 2011. Right wing leaders who use violent language and imagery against their opponents are responsible for political violence! Words and images have meaning and consequences! Nonsense. It's the crazed gunman's fault, and his alone.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-27 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-27 Pub. Date: 2010-01-27
Image Number: 43363
Caption: Sunnyville Sanitarium. As long as he keeps taking his antipsychotic drugs, he'll have no more delusions about vampires, demons and Mexico. Unfortunately, one side effect is massive weight gain. Oh no! Lem-lem's already fat enough! As it is, I don't know how I'll ever squeeze his blubber into the wedding tux Daddy bought him! I can hear you, you know. Many people have abnormally large buttocks.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-19 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-19 Pub. Date: 2010-01-19
Image Number: 43147
Caption: Doctor, the beating Mr. Brown sustained was horrific. Look at his scans! The frontal lobe - the area responsible for telling right from wrong and anticipating consequences … The beating destroyed it! No, Kate. It looks more like … atrophy. Almost as if it's withered away from lack of use. I ain't ... usin' ... no ... crosswalk ... Momma ...
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-17 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-17 Pub. Date: 2009-03-17
Image Number: 30974
Caption: "Technology finally caught up to the vampire Roxanne's dream. She had a baby, and the prophecy came true. "She became invulnerable. She walked in the sun. She knew the taste of garlic twisty bread. "…But she'd never read the WHOLE prophecy. "If a single drop of blood from any animal, living or dead, touched her lips, she would lose it all again, forever. And her APR would shoot up to 29.99%. Fine print's always a killer.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-26 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-26 Pub. Date: 2008-10-26
Image Number: 27604
Caption: Hello young, low-income, or minority voter. Don't forget to vote this Saturday. You mean TUESDAY. And remember, if you're a student and your parents claimed you as a dependent, you're ineligible to vote… Huh? That's a lie. …And if you do vote, you'll lose your financial aid and health insurance. You're crazy. If you haven't paid your taxes and you vote, you'll be audited. Ok, that's it. Get lost. SLAM! If you have a Spanish surname and you try to vote, you might be deported to Cuba. Millions of minorities, elderly, poor, and injured veterans have been accidentally electrocuted by voting machines. ...Just sayin'. I'M NOT LISTENING!
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-16 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-16 Pub. Date: 2008-08-16
Image Number: 25789
Caption: Gall-Mart summons thousands of workers to mandatory meetings. We're not telling you how to vote… We're just pointing out that if you vote for Obama, we'll make it easier for you to unionize. Then you'd all lose your jobs, become panhandlers, and live in a moldy cardboard box that smells of tuna. Thanks for not telling us how to vote. In the end, you'd beg for sweet, merciful death.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-02 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-02 Pub. Date: 2008-03-02
Image Number: 22125
Caption: I'm tired of people complaining about how young people don't turn out to vote. Young people have better things to think about than who's going to have the power to send them to war. I, for one, salute the apathy of our youth. For without apathy, horrible things might happen. Our leaders might not be willing to lie us into wars for our kids to fight, or to rack up huge debts for our kids to pay off. How awful. The whole system would break down!
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-22 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-22 Pub. Date: 2007-11-22
Image Number: 19611
Caption: This just in: neither side is budging in the political speechwriters strike… …so the presidential campaigns have been canceled for the rest of the season. Nobody's quite sure how the country will fill the void. In other news, Dennis Kucinich has joined the cast of "Celebrity Big Brother."
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-21 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-21 Pub. Date: 2007-11-21
Image Number: 19610
Caption: The political speechwriter strike is having a devastating effect on the Clinton campaign. I'm a woman, yet not a woman. I mean, I'm a woman winning, not a winning woman. Er… The strike may have also affected the Giuliani campaign. At a bagel shop this morning, Giuliani said "9/11 really 9/11'd my way of 9/11-ing. Or something. ...9/11."
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-04-09 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-04-10 Pub. Date: 2006-04-09
Image Number: 13426
Caption: Welcome to the Sunday morning political show. Today's hot topic: the spread of nuclear weapons. Representing the contention that this is a bad thing. We have President Bush from March 2006. They're in violation of the nuclear nonproliferation treaty. There's going to be consequences, if you know what I mean, Bob. And here to represent the other side of the debate, we have President Bush from two days later. Thanks, Bob. Let's take India. F'Rinstance, they didn't sign the nuclear nonproliferation treaty, so hey, no problem. In fact, I just told them we'd look the other way if they wanna build more nukes! Bob, I seem to be sending the world mixed messages. No I'm not.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-19 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-01-21 Pub. Date: 2006-01-19
Image Number: 12789
Caption: In my day, son -- We're talkin' before Roosevelt -- there wasn't all this whining about the lack of affordable health insurance. When you got sick and couldn't afford a doctor, you dies. And you were happy to do it. Yessir, it's a-startin' t'feel like the good ol' days.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-04-09 consequence 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-04-11 Pub. Date: 2005-04-09
Image Number: 10150
Caption: Lemont, do you think there really is a hell?……
     
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