Amazing! World's first invisible dog! Ah don't see no invisible dog! How 'bout you, Elmo? Nope. Look! Ah want mah money back! See the invisible dog! $5. Dang!
I'm sending out this press release to let the news media know I'm the world's first invisible dog!! Invisible dog! World's first! You expect them to believe in an invisible dog just 'cause of this letter? You're rightâ€¦better send 'em a picture, too! Click!