I've lost my big muscles, I've lost my loud, obnoxious motorcycle â€¦ Now I have nothing to compensate for my perceived lack of machismo! I feel so inadequate! Checkers! I have a surprise for you! TV Remote.
Amazing! World's first invisible dog! Ah don't see no invisible dog! How 'bout you, Elmo? Nope. Look! Ah want mah money back! See the invisible dog! $5. Dang!