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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-01 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-01 Pub. Date: 2018-10-01
Image Number: 174288
Caption: Sir, I saw you assigned the Judge Groperman account to Dick Fink. That's my account, sir. Why would you do that? Now that Groperman's been accused of attacking a woman, I thought maybe you would be more comfortable not handling his P.R. campaign. I see. Are you sure it's not because you're afraid I'll sabotage the campaign to make sure the state senate rejects his nomination? Yayle. I would never even think of doing such a thing. Clearly not. All cretins are innocent until proven guilty.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-25 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-25 Pub. Date: 2017-10-25
Image Number: 164149
Caption: Studies show that teachers are more likely to harshly punish black students than they are white ones who do the same things. Even black teachers do it. How am I supposed to feel comfortable sending my baby boy out into the world when I know this sort of stuff happens? They done called me a "troublemaker" from day one. Didn't do me no harm. Maybe I'll home-school him till he's got his Ph.D. It was educational. I bee in the principal office so much that I learned exactly where he keep his spare house keys.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-23 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-23 Pub. Date: 2016-10-23
Image Number: 149364
Caption: It all started when I spanked my two-year-old son. He was out of control. He was hitting and kicking and spitting. I tried everything. I tried a timeout. I tried redirection. I tried bribery. But when he threw a clock at his baby sister's head, I realized I had to do something drastic. So I swatted him once on the behind. Very lightly. For the rest of the day, he pointed at me and said "You don't hit me. That's bad. You say you're sorry." And I couldn't even argue, because that's exactly what I always told him to tell someone if they hit him. Part of being a parent is becoming comfortable with being a hypocrite. Is two too young for military school?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-06 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-06 Pub. Date: 2016-08-06
Image Number: 146693
Caption: Where have all the butterflies gone, Susan? Good question. See, this is why I'm more comfortable with a female best friend. I can ask you a simple question about a bug without you questioning my manhood. Think there'll ever be another "Sex and the City" movie? Don't push it.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-17 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-17 Pub. Date: 2015-07-17
Image Number: 129548
Caption: Didn't you say we had to get going, Tyrone? That was then, Rosencrantz. In the intervening moments, inertia has set in. Idleness. Sloth. Lethargy. Torpidity. Can you feel it, Rosencrantz? The dull comfort of lethargy, draped over us … soft and fluffy, like a child's blanky. We'll get going tomorrow, I'm sure. Read me a story, Rosencrantz.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-24 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-24 Pub. Date: 2015-06-24
Image Number: 128673
Caption: Studies show that teachers are more likely to harshly punish black students than they are white ones who do the same things. Even black teachers do it. How am I supposed to feel comfortable sending my baby boy out into the world when I know this sort of stuff happens? They done called me a "troublemaker" from day one. Didn't do me no harm. Maybe I'll home-school him til he's got his Ph.D. it was educational. I be in the principal office so much that I learned exactly where he keep his spare house keys.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-02 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-02 Pub. Date: 2014-03-02
Image Number: 107548
Caption: I think having a child has made me a much less self-centered person. Dr. Noodle. I used to diet and hit the gym so I could look great, know what I mean? It was about vanity. But now I eat right and work out 'cause I'm hoping to live long enough to see my baby boy grow up, become a success, start his own family, buy his own home ... That shows a lot of emotional growth. I know. Sometimes when I hold my baby up in the air and gaze into his eyes, I tell him ... "Who's gonna take good care of daddy's affairs someday? YOU are! Who's gonna give daddy a comfortable room in his house when he's ninety? YOU are! ... Although another word for "growth" is "tumor." I take his silence as approbation. PhD.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-08 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-08 Pub. Date: 2013-12-08
Image Number: 104376
Caption: "Stupid arguments" are the most important. But a parking spot? Dr. Noodle. Yes. She yelled at me for two hours! She felt belittled. If a parking spot is within ten feet of a hydrant, it's not a spot! It's a ticket-trap! She doesn’t understand these things! I parked right across the street, where I was more comfortable. What's wrong with that?! When you told her "that's not a spot," she heard "you're a woman, you don't know what you're talking about. Well tell her to use the English-to-English dictionary, not the English-to-history-of-gender-inequality dictionary.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-22 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-22 Pub. Date: 2013-06-22
Image Number: 98188
Caption: Where have all the butterflies gone, Susan? Good question. See, this is why I'm more comfortable with a female best friend. I can ask you a simple question about a bug without you questioning my manhood. Think there'll ever be another "Sex and the City" movie? Don't push it.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-27 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-27 Pub. Date: 2011-11-27
Image Number: 72871
Caption: "Stupid arguments" are the most important. But a parking spot? Yes. She yelled at me for two hours! She felt belittled. If a parking spot is within ten feet of a hydrant, it's not a spot. It's a ticket-trap! She doesn’t understand these things. I parked right across the street, where I was more comfortable. What's wrong with that?! When you told her "that's not a spot." she heard "You're a woman, you don't know what you're talking about." Well tell her to use the English-to-English dictionary, not the English-to-history-of-gender-inequality dictionary.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-07 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-07 Pub. Date: 2010-09-07
Image Number: 51715
Caption: People always say the clouds are like heaven. … But it actually looks kind of boring. Do you mind? I feel like this day lasted three and a half months. I just want a nap. Sometimes I think of napping on the clouds, 'cause they look really comfortable. ... But then I'd end up falling straight through them to my death. Are you sure? Why don't you try?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-22 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-22 Pub. Date: 2010-06-22
Image Number: 48741
Caption: If you're really me from sixteen years in the future, prove it. Ok … I remember this … there's Ken Chu. Ken's about to fall down that open elevator shaft. Thud. Ow! There's Rudy Park. He's about to toss a six-pack of beer down the shaft so Ken won't starve to death. Ker-crash. Ow! And there's Tim Lowe. He's about to drop a couch down the shaft so Ken'll be more comfortable. Thunk. Thunk. Ow!
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-19 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-19 Pub. Date: 2010-02-19
Image Number: 44140
Caption: So, when's the first step in winning custody of my son? The Law Guy. Already underway. As soon as the process server manages to deliver the summons, we'll be made of win. "Made of win"? My nephew taught me that. I'd be more comfortable if my lawyer used, y'know ... LAWYER TALK. Your attitude is so fail.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-16 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-16 Pub. Date: 2007-06-16
Image Number: 17564
Caption: I got an idea for an invention, Dawg. Really. You know those recliners, where you lean back an' a footrest kicks out? Uh huh. An' you know how toilets ain't all that comfortable? Forget it. But-- FORGET IT.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-02 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-02 Pub. Date: 2007-01-02
Image Number: 15703
Caption: So has Lemont told you 'bout the time he proposed to that crazy vegetarian chick yet? No, gracias a dios. Huh? Nothing. Well … It's just every time he tries to tell me I get all flustered and angry. I panic. I don't know why. Maybe I'm afraid of losing my best friend. Or maybe I'm afraid I'd tell him what I really think. Buy maybe I have feelings that I don't want to confront because if I did, everything would have to change and I'm so comfortable with things the way they are now. Yukon you're a good listener, Clyde. Are you still talking?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-02-13 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-02-20 Pub. Date: 2006-02-13
Image Number: 13017
Caption: Y'know, you can't just set a mousetrap and expect to catch a mouse. Mice are suspicious creatures. You need to leave the trap there for a couple weeks without setting it, so the mouse gets comfortable around it. First you lull it into false confidence. Then you spring the trap. Y'know what I'm saying? That you need to move to a better apartment?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-06 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-06 Pub. Date: 2005-12-06
Image Number: 12396
Caption: Dag, Lemont. If we gonna have this conversation again, I'ma get comfortable. Every couple years you go on yappin' about how I shouldn't call you "N****," then you go on about how it's racist an' hateful. An' then I say I'm turnin' "N****" into a term of endearment that drains the hate out of it. Yeah, yeah, I see the point, but ... It's the same reason I jack punks' wallets.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-04-06 comfortable 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-04-06 Pub. Date: 2005-04-06
Image Number: 10111
Caption: Mr. Fitzhugh, y'know the Ayjax auto insurance ad campaign I'm in charge of? Of course, Susan. I'm not comfortable with the changes you've made to it…...
     
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