I had a dream last night. I dreamt that Israel's Prime Minister was Captain Kirk, of the starship Enterprise. And I dreamt Palestine's leader was also Captain Kirk, of a different Enterprise. Both ships were squaring off in orbit of Cestus III. The Metrons who lived on Cestus got annoyed and beamed both Kirks down to the planet to fight one-on-one. Who won? Not sure. There was lots of shirtlessness and karate chops, and then I woke up.
Did you hear about the attacks over in Israel and Palestine? Not sure. You mean the attacks where Israel got revenge on the Palestinians for takin' revenge on Israel? Or do you mean the attacks where Palestine got revenge on the Israelis for takin' revenge on Palestine. Yes. Yeh, I heard o' that.