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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-08 |
Image Number: |
20484 |
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Goe teem. How much did we budget for our english department this year? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-09 |
Image Number: |
170155 |
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So, Dustin, tell me a little about yourself … Where did you go to school? I spent two undistinguished years at a local community college. Academics aren't a good fit for everyone, Dustin. What else can you share? Well, um … I live with my parents. So … tell me more about community college.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-07 |
Image Number: |
170035 |
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Saying god bless you after a sneeze is considered an anti-Muslim microaggression at Simmons College in Boston … Ahhchooo … where, apparently, thinking Muslims don't believe in god is just fine.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-06 |
Image Number: |
170034 |
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At Simmons College in Boston, it's not a microaggression to say god bless you after a sneeze. Choo! Raising the obvious question … who had April 2018 in the when will god bless you get the ax office pool?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-31 |
Image Number: |
169858 |
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Now Hiring. Apparently you need a college degree. It's not enough that I've spent years just staring off into space. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
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2018-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Image Number: |
169741 |
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A new study* showing that 95 percent of the money allocated to student organizations at the University of Wisconsin goes to left-leaning groups … and that just 4.5 percent goes to right-leaning groups has the school's officials shocked and outraged … to learn that it has right-leaning groups. *Campus Reform
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-21 |
Image Number: |
169674 |
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It's crazy! One day it's 70 degrees and sunny, then the next day there's a foot of snow! This is the real "March Madness"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-15 |
Image Number: |
169396 |
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In other news, there seems to be a blue wave coming, as Democrats continue to win surprising victories in heavily Republican districts. Just across the bridge in Canardville, for instance, Republican Congressman Snidely Perfidious has held his seat for 40 years. He's not running 10 points behind a 90-year-old veteran-turned-peace-activist who advocates Medicare for all, free college, and mandatory veganism. Cool. Maybe I'll be able to see a doctor someday. I don't know, bruh ... The Congress we got is pretty bad. But so is broccoli.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-04 |
Image Number: |
168550 |
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You look like you're working hard, Jeremy. I am. On what? Nothing. Fine. I'm working on my college application essay. Ooh! What's it about? The Obstacles I Overcome Every Day. Don't worry, I'm not using your real names.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-02 |
Image Number: |
168790 |
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Pierce and I are beefing up our college resumes. Good idea! What awards do I have? Well, you won a bronze medal at your preschool Olympics. I think it was for hopping on one foot. Olympic medal. What else.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-01 |
Image Number: |
168789 |
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I need to beef up my college resume. Maybe if I won some kind of award … Is there a Nobel prize for tattoos? Dude, your best shot is a sporadic attendance certificate.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-18 |
Image Number: |
168016 |
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I admit it... I do some fake news. On purpose. Like when I made up "race and gender math"... To make a point about identity politics in college classes. But then a professor... Wrote in a textbook saying that "math itself operates as whiteness". Now I'm scared that stuff I make up is coming true! Which is why I promise... Never to make up a naked Trump-Pelosi news conference. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-10-24 |
Image Number: |
52977 |
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I'm sooo depressed! Give me a break! You have no problems. Exactly! My parents neglected to have a messy divorce. They never bothered to change genders, sell drugs or … Abandon us to follow their true inner selves. Paging "Save the Children." They gave me nothing for my college essays! Or your AMC drama series. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-10 |
Image Number: |
168197 |
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But, mom, what if I want to come home after the semester is over?! Room for rent.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Alex Hallatt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Arctic Circle |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-07 |
Image Number: |
167957 |
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I'm off to the local college open day. What do you want to study? Something that won't be automated in the future. This doesn't bode well. Registration.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-05 |
Image Number: |
168017 |
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Professor, will the exam be essay or multiple choice? I think you need to check your white male privilege! You know that has nothing to do with my question, right? You know that stopped mattering a long time ago, right? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-10-13 |
Image Number: |
52973 |
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Today we're making videos for college recruiters. We'll focus on your top field hockey assets. Becky's ball handling. Jen's power goals. Sarah's innovative kilt stylings. She's going into fashion design. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-21 |
Image Number: |
166985 |
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I'm insensitive … privileged. A bigoted throwback. I hate myself. Do you go to university? How did you know? What course are you taking? Critical thinking.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-20 |
Image Number: |
167197 |
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Mallard's 2018 new year's prediction #17 … Several major universities will finally make violent protests of conservative speakers … a scholarship sport.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-13 |
Image Number: |
167022 |
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Jeremy, I'm sorry if we seemed overanxious about turning your room into a home gym. Let's just forget about remodeling until you leave for college. Okay. Does this mean I should wait to se the raccoon traps?
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