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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-24 |
| Image Number: |
166746 |
| Caption: |
They're putting on "Macbeth" at the outdoor amphitheater even though the cold weather has arrived. Putting the shakes in Shakespeare! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-27 |
| Image Number: |
163995 |
| Caption: |
What goes into Baloney? Artificial sweeteners, preservatives, bulking agents and meat fillers. You're phoney baloney!! That's a cold cut …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-23 |
| Image Number: |
164003 |
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I woke at 3 a.m. in a cold sweat when my own mortality hit me. That happened to me once, when I woke up while "America's Got Talent" was on tv. Curiously, though, the thought of my own mortality was quite comforting.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-14 |
| Image Number: |
163503 |
| Caption: |
You know, I really hate my arms during cold season.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-14 |
| Image Number: |
163435 |
| Caption: |
You're eating that soup right out of the can? I like it cold. Why should I dirty a bowl and waste time microwaving it? Oh, I don't know -- self-respect? Basic human dignity? Technically, I don't even need the spoon.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-11 |
| Image Number: |
163161 |
| Caption: |
Your mom's doin' a lingerie party, huh? She sounds really cool! Cool? She abandoned me at age six after my dad was killed, left me in foster care, moved to Japan, pawned me off on Uncle Al … Yeah, Ox. She's so cool she's cold. Awesome! K2.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-10 |
| Image Number: |
163647 |
| Caption: |
… And this cold pocket will be pushed aside by a particularly toasty Hot Pocket … getting … hungry … Guerilla marketing reaches a new level of sneakiness. Low.
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48. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-18 |
| Image Number: |
162687 |
| Caption: |
I hate to complain, but my shrimp ziti is cold. Sorry. That's our fault. I wasn't blaming the shrimp.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-27 |
| Image Number: |
161381 |
| Caption: |
Those for me? I'm using these flowers to find a woman with a sense of humor! For you, fair lady! Oh! Squirt. Slap. Look what you did! He's knocked out cold! Wake up, buddy! This one's got a sense of humor! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Beetle Bailey |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-27 |
| Image Number: |
161353 |
| Caption: |
Cough cough ah-choo! Sniff. Ah-choo. Hack. They should take something for their colds. The doctor gave them pills today. Well, listen to them! Cough choo! Sniff hack snort koff wheeze! Those pills aren't working. What can you do? I can stop it like I stop everything else How? No sneezing, coughing or sniffling allowed! By order of Sgt. Snorkel. There! Do you hear any sneezing? No, just a lot of teeth grinding!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-24 |
| Image Number: |
161680 |
| Caption: |
Thanks for watching me do yoga, Jeremy! Tough workout? You have no idea. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-06-13).
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jay Stephens Bob Weber, Jr. |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Oh, Brother! |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-01-02 |
| Image Number: |
57986 |
| Caption: |
Hurry up, Bud! The movie is about to start! I always get a freezy cup, but it gives me a tummy ache. Maybe I'll have a soda instead. Or .. Popcorn with butter. Or a box of malted balls? Trying to pick something else was giving me a head ache. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-12 |
| Image Number: |
161302 |
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This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-06 |
| Image Number: |
160352 |
| Caption: |
That mattress in our guest room is awful! I've been sleeping in there while I've had this cold, and I wake up every morning with a terrible backache! I think we should buy a new mattress. No way! Are you kidding? Think about it!! The last thing you want is a comfy guest room mattress! I put bricks under it when you sister visits.
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55. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-04 |
| Image Number: |
159992 |
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This is Dr. Sadie. What's your question, caller? How can I tell if my cold is really bronchitis? Stop yer sniveling. In my day, a body would hope it was bronchitis. It gave you a chance to prove your grit! Nothing like a touch of burning pain, wheezing, and crackling in the chest to separate the women from the girls. What kind of doctor are you, again?
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56. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-04 |
| Image Number: |
159541 |
| Caption: |
Can we go somewhere fun today, grampa? Someone once said, "No matter where you go, or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head." So it doesn't really matter where you go. Just have fun inside your head. Right now I'm on a tropical island and you're a monkey who's going to bring me a cold beverage.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
159258 |
| Caption: |
Poor Earl! Honk! You've been coughing and sneezing and bowing your nose for two days. Is there anything I can do for you? Yeah, I either need 10 more boxes of tissues or a really good nose plug!
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58. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
159551 |
| Caption: |
Happiness is a dish best served cold. I think you'll find it's revenge that's a dish best served cold. What are you? Some sort of proverb gourmet?
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59. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-19 |
| Image Number: |
159281 |
| Caption: |
I'm so congested.
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60. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-16 |
| Image Number: |
158706 |
| Caption: |
What's for dinner? Chicken soup. Didn't we have chicken teriyaki last night? And chicken 'n' dumplings the night before? Yes, so? Do you ever stop and think about how many chickens have given their lives for our dinner? No, but by all means, let's take a few moments to reflect on that while the soup gets cold.
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