Nina discovers the magic of Train Travel. Before Boarding. Can you believe this cost 80 dollars less than a flight? Illinois, here I come! Time magically slows to a crawl! Are we there yet? After 1 hour. Space magically compresses! Scamtrak. Outside of car. Sardines. Inside of car. Heating systems magically cease to function! No, I can't fix it! What do I look like, a magician? Scamtrak shiver shiver. Plus: The Magic of not bathing for 2 1/2 days! Food and amenities are magically transformed! pina colada in-a-can! Hermetically sealed muffin! Alar treat! Cardboard pillow! Teeny-weeny soap! But even Nina has to admit the scenery was magical. Now are we there yet?