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121. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2016-06-25 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2016-06-25 Pub. Date: 2016-06-25
Image Number: 144236
Caption: Attila … you might want to switch to decaf.
     
122. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-19 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-19 Pub. Date: 2016-06-19
Image Number: 144040
Caption: Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten fleeting moments of me-time, which I choose to spend buying expensive coffee in a run-down cafe, like I used to do when I was young and single and had all the time in the world. Mom wants to know when you'll be back. Tell the short person I can't hear it for another 5 minutes and 48 seconds! Sometimes I'm glad I can't even get a date.
     
123. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-16 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-16 Pub. Date: 2016-06-16
Image Number: 144577
Caption: Boss, I've got a new idea. I think it'll double - no, triple - our sales. Not again. No, hear me out. This one's great. You know how we've been trying to figure out a way to keep customers from going to Coffee King? Yes. We've paid sweatshops in Foreignvania to post negative Yelp reviews ... We've planted rats in their kitchen ... and we've besmirched their name in many ways. Well here's my idea: why don't we try serving better coffee than them? Where's the fun in that?
     
124. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-06 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-06 Pub. Date: 2016-06-06
Image Number: 144237
Caption: Farewell, coffee man. I've decided to stop spending $120 per month on fancy coffee. Ok. If I save that money instead, I'll have nearly $26,000 to pay for my newborn's college education. I see, well I can't argue with … Good point. My kid can't even say his own name, he's not college material. I'll have the Himalayan mocha. Might want to save up for your child's therapy.
     
125. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2016-05-26 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2016-05-26 Pub. Date: 2016-05-26
Image Number: 143646
Caption: How long are you planning on keeping the new temp? Excuse me, but where do you keep the coffee filt - Poof!! Longer than that …
     
126. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2016-05-25 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2016-05-25 Pub. Date: 2016-05-25
Image Number: 143645
Caption: Coffee? You hired a temp to make a pot of coffee? Relax. There's plenty to do around here. Later I need you to fax something.
     
127. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2016-05-24 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2016-05-24 Pub. Date: 2016-05-24
Image Number: 143644
Caption: You frilly flavored latte drinkers have forgotten how to make a "pot o' Joe" … A pot o' mud! A cup o' lightnin! Rocket fuel! Specimen juice o' Zeus!! Ok. I totally made up that last one!
     
128. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2016-05-23 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2016-05-23 Pub. Date: 2016-05-23
Image Number: 143643
Caption: Nobody??? Really??? Coffee? Sure, we can send someone over to make a pot. Temp Agency.
     
129. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-02 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-02 Pub. Date: 2016-05-02
Image Number: 142736
Caption: Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.
     
130. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2016-04-20 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2016-04-20 Pub. Date: 2016-04-20
Image Number: 142120
Caption: Dear Jerry Seinfeld, I like your show "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" so much I'm going to do a show called "Dogs Riding Dinosaurs Drinking Daiquiris." Where are you going to find a dinosaur? Dear Larry David,
     
131. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-05 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-05 Pub. Date: 2016-04-05
Image Number: 141502
Caption: Have you tried giving up coffee cold turkey. Once. It was December 25th, 1991. It had rained that morning and dew glistened on the flowers a passerby was carrying. A dog barked seven times. A distant siren wailed for 43 seconds. The ceiling light bulb flickered every 257.9 seconds for seven hours. I take it that day didn't go very well. My dog scratched itself for exactly 5 and ½ minutes before falling asleep.
     
132. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-04 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-04 Pub. Date: 2016-04-04
Image Number: 141501
Caption: I can't get anything done at all until I've had my morning coffees. I think I may have a problem. The first step is admitting you've got a problem, Susan. I'm proud of you. Now that you know, you can do something about it. You can probably go into rehab for this sort of thing, with all the other junkies and addicts. I just meant I think I'm out of coffee. "Junkies" isn't politically correct, but if Trump can be blunt, so can I.
     
133. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2016-03-23 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2016-03-23 Pub. Date: 2016-03-23
Image Number: 140010
Caption: A mug. Thanks. Any time you want a little pick-me-up, come see me. Moony University. Piro! I have a gift 4 u. How do you like your coffee, Piro? I like mine full-bodied and steamy hot. Oh. Well, gotta run. Oopsie! Look! A button broke!
     
134. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2016-03-21 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2016-03-21 Pub. Date: 2016-03-21
Image Number: 140832
Caption: Thank God it's the Cretaceous period.
     
135. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2016-03-19 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2016-03-19 Pub. Date: 2016-03-19
Image Number: 139841
Caption: What's with the ear phone? I never put my cell phone against my ear because of radiation. What are you doing now? Warming my coffee, listening for the microwave to ding. Bzzzzzzzzzz.
     
136. Comic Strip Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2010-04-13 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2016-03-17 Pub. Date: 2010-04-13
Image Number: 46275
Caption: Hey, Agatha. I've got some hot stuff for you. Nana? Take a look. Wow! Grade-A product. Thanks. Umm … Whatcha got? Shrimp shells, coffee grounds and old bread. Do they have AA groups for compostaholics?
     
137. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2016-03-07 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2016-03-07 Pub. Date: 2016-03-07
Image Number: 139326
Caption: Gunther! Wait up! Hi, Bernice! Got time to grab a cuppa? Yes! Sure! The Full Moony Café? Let's go brew something in my room. Oh. OH! OK!!
     
138. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-28 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-28 Pub. Date: 2016-02-28
Image Number: 139003
Caption: I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to play!" We've got some week-old coffee I haven't thrown out yet. That's pretty dangerous. Gimme a large and keep it coming.
     
139. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-24 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-24 Pub. Date: 2016-02-24
Image Number: 139580
Caption: I wonder who the next Supreme Court justice will be. Well, the president has a habit of disappointing liberals, so we can be sure of one thing … It won't be a radical Socialist ideologue who'll swing the court back to the left. Are you sure? I have it on good authority. How can you just sit there slurping coffee while the president isn't returning my calls?!
     
140. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-21 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-21 Pub. Date: 2016-02-21
Image Number: 138713
Caption: Rudy, I'd like you to broaden your skill-set. What for, boss? You have a real flair for making coffee. House of Java Cybercafe. But the era of the specialist is over. These days, workers must be able to perform the duties of several people. A lot of political cartoonists are now expected to also draw bar graphs and write articles covering the local car wash openings. I fired my long-time dentist so I could hire one who'd agree to also paint my bathroom. Workers specializing in just one thing is a historical aberration, anyway. For most of human history, people had to catch their own food, make their own clothes, dig their own graves ... and give offerings to their overlords. How good are you at painting bathrooms and performing root canals? How hard can that be? I'll go see if there's a root canal on Youtube.
     
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