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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-20 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-20 Pub. Date: 2018-04-20
Image Number: 170596
Caption: How come when I ordered my coffee, you told me the deep state is out to get our president? Because it is, Randy. Also, all news about dear leader is fake, except for the news that tells you about how all the news is fake. What? What are you doing? Did the boss put you up to this? That's fake news. Did your boss happen to strike a deal with Sinclair Broadcasting? Also, white supremacists aren't all that ba -- Oh, I just can't do it.
     
2. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2018-04-11 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2018-04-11 Pub. Date: 2018-04-11
Image Number: 170178
Caption: Jesus the Barista who turns regular into decaf … Excuse me, but there's nothing in my cup … You ordered an expresso, right? Yes. There's no such thing as an expresso, so you got nothing in your cup. Jesus can be a real jerk. It's hay-soos.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-11 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-11 Pub. Date: 2018-03-11
Image Number: 168763
Caption: What are you scribbling on your pad there, nephew? I ordered a quintuple espresso with extra caffeine, and right away you started scribbling. Is it about me? You're not documenting my orders and passing them on to my wife, or my doctors, are you? I'm a grown man! I can handle anything! I've been drinking coffee since before you were born, you traitorous, whippersnapping tattle-tale! Will I go unreported if I downgrade to a quadruple? Does whippersnapping have on p or two?
     
4. Comic Strip Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker  Beetle Bailey 2018-01-28 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker
Comic/Cartoon: Beetle Bailey
Viewable Date: 2018-01-28 Pub. Date: 2018-01-28
Image Number: 167156
Caption: Sarge, I asked you to get me a cup of coffee. I didn't order you to. And you gave me that look and didn't say a word. Not eve a yes sir. What have you to say for yourself? He blinked! Blinking isn't insubordination.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-14 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-14 Pub. Date: 2018-01-14
Image Number: 166645
Caption: I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-03 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-03 Pub. Date: 2017-12-03
Image Number: 165381
Caption: Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to me. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other like that. It was different times. Don't judge. What were we talking about, again? You were ordering the gentle flower chamomile tea.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-26 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-26 Pub. Date: 2017-11-26
Image Number: 165380
Caption: Quadruple espresso. Sorry, Uncle Mort. I'm gonna have to cut you off. I'm old! I can drink as much as I want, whenever I want! You think I got this old without knowing what I can and can't handle? Sorry. See?! I told you I -- Zzz. A barista should always follow his instincts
     
8. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2017-08-29 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2017-08-29 Pub. Date: 2017-08-29
Image Number: 162106
Caption: Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand makin' speeches, but I've got a pretty fair idea now that writin' our names on these here cups ain't gonna get us far. Ever'body here is names Slim! So simmer down an' let's start with which one o' you varmints ordered the half-caff nonfat soy frappuccino mocha?! Slim.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-23 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-23 Pub. Date: 2017-07-23
Image Number: 160100
Caption: Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. and can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going. And can you substitute ginseng for macadamia nut, ostrich-swear for turkey tears, ginseng for praline, and pumpernickel for the bagel?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-04 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-04 Pub. Date: 2017-06-04
Image Number: 158134
Caption: I've never been in here before. What's your best drink? That'd be the Gambler's Mocha. Sounds interesting. What's in it? Oh … a little of this, a little of that. For all you know, it's a smooth blend of hand-mixed Amedei Porcelana dark chocolate from Tuscany ... and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee beans, hand-picked by sherpas 5,000 feet above sea level precisely at sunset ... topped with a light whip of frozen Arctic sea foam, and black diamond cream from Dubai ... for all you know ... Or it could be day-old sludge made with tap water from Flint? I thought you said you'd never been here before. Siri, where's the nearest Starbucks?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-04 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-04 Pub. Date: 2017-06-04
Image Number: 158198
Caption: I've never been in here before. What's your best drink? That'd be the Gambler's Mocha. Sounds interesting. What's in it? Oh … a little of this, a little of that. For all you know, it's a smooth blend of hand-mixed Amedei Porcelana dark chocolate from Tuscany ... and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee beans, hand-picked by sherpas 5,000 feet above sea level precisely at sunset ... topped with a light whip of frozen Arctic sea foam, and black diamond cream from Dubai ... for all you know ... Or it could be day-old sludge made with tap water from Flint? I thought you said you'd never been here before. Siri, where's the nearest Starbucks?
     
12. Comic Strip Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2017-02-23 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2017-02-23 Pub. Date: 2017-02-23
Image Number: 154602
Caption: I really need to cut back on sugar and fat. Donuts are loaded with sugar and fat. Therefore, I'll only order coffee. Now serving donuts. Morning, Mr. Kudlick. Chocolate, glazed or sprinkles today? Sprinkles. So much for the syllogism diet.
     
13. Comic Strip Alex Hallatt  Arctic Circle 2017-02-22 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Alex Hallatt
Comic/Cartoon: Arctic Circle
Viewable Date: 2017-02-22 Pub. Date: 2017-02-22
Image Number: 154566
Caption: Give me a cappuccino, a babyccino and a puppyccino. There you go. Why did you do that? I only provide down-your-chinos.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-12 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-12 Pub. Date: 2017-02-12
Image Number: 153530
Caption: One coffee. Strong. Ok, Democrats. That'll be $200. $200?! Why? That's outrageous. We won't stand for that! Am I right, everyone? I don't know. Why don't we ask him why that cup of coffee is $200? Maybe he has a good reason. Well … I suppose you're right. Seems like robbery to me, but we shouldn't stoop to his level by saying "forget it." Someone has to be the adult in the room. Why's it $200? Just because. Outrage!!! This will not stand! We'll take it. We will? Of course. We don't want to be just as rude as he is. But we will insist on extra sugar. Extra sugar packet is $27. Outrageous! ... Ok.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-01 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-01 Pub. Date: 2017-01-01
Image Number: 152000
Caption: Quadruple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. Doctors schmoctors. What do those ivy league elitists know? Pardon? If I think caffeine's exactly what I need, who are they to tell me otherwise? They're your doctors. How condescending of these arrogant "doctors" to think they know more than I do about my own bone strength and blood pressure. This is Donald Trump's America. Where the homespun beliefs of the common man trump the knowledge of specialists. Make my coffee great again!!! Nice try, Uncle Mort.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-29 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-29 Pub. Date: 2016-12-29
Image Number: 152645
Caption: Give me a double-tall white chocolate mocha, extra whip. Put it on my tab. Ok. Just leave your credit card with me and I'll charge you before you leave. What? That's not how it works. I'm supposed to just say "put it on my tab," and then I pay for it at some indeterminate point in the future. And then you're supposed to hint about my growing tab but never ask me to pay it because we've become such good pals. Real life isn't like tv.
     
17. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2016-12-19 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2016-12-19 Pub. Date: 2016-12-19
Image Number: 152227
Caption: Starbucks. Super-venti me.
     
18. Comic Strip Rina Piccolo  Tina's Groove 2016-11-27 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon: Tina's Groove
Viewable Date: 2016-11-27 Pub. Date: 2016-11-27
Image Number: 150871
Caption: I'll have a grande sugar-free syrup, no whip, caramel non-fat skinny, dolce soy, extra hot, no foam. And I'll have a medium chai tea skim milk macchiato, lite water, extra whip, cinnamon, 2% foam, please. Who ordered the non-fat, extra shot, iced skinny hazelnut chocolate soy, no whip? It's amazing how we can be out of actual coffee and still keep operating. Coffee.
     
19. Comic Strip Rina Piccolo  Tina's Groove 2016-11-11 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon: Tina's Groove
Viewable Date: 2016-11-11 Pub. Date: 2016-11-11
Image Number: 150613
Caption: Um … venti chai-tea choco-latte cinnamon soy half whipped 2-pump double-drizzle caramel macchiato foaming flaming 1% milk skinny no steam, please. Malarkey Coffee Shop. It's amazing. You just mumble a bunch of blather and in return they give you a delicious hot beverage.
     
20. Comic Strip Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott  Baby Blues 2016-10-09 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2016-10-09 Pub. Date: 2016-10-09
Image Number: 148804
Caption: The weather looks great, so I'm going to get a bike ride in before work. Good for you! Ooh! If you ride by the coffee place, bring me back a soy latte. Oh, okay. I'll take a hot chocolate! Me, too! And a donut! Three donuts! Wren and I get one, too! Well, as long as you're getting donuts, grab me a maple scone. Soy latte, two hot chocolates, three donuts, and a scone. Got it. This is why I don't exercise more.
     
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