Boss ... We haven't had a customer all day. Not since Coffee King lowered their prices. Not a problem, minion. I have a feeling Coffee King is about to be closed due to an anonymous call to the health inspector. I have a feeling some anonymous patron is going to have found rat droppings in the asbestos Coffee King wraps its month-old tuna fish in. I can't believe even you would do something that underhanded, boss. I don't know what you're talking about.
I assigned everyone a different ringtone. Seriously? … Don’t stand so close to me … When my creditors call, my phone plays Blackfoot's "Run and Hide." When a prospective date calls, my phone plays Daft Punk's "Get Lucky." You should change that to the Temptations' "Just My Imagination." When the media calls, it's Everclear's "Rockstar."