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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-18 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-18 Pub. Date: 2018-10-18
Image Number: 174494
Caption: Hey boss, grand opening's a big hit. Almost all the patrons from the old café are here, plus some new ones. What do you mean almost all the old patrons? Who's missing? I want that traitor tracked down an dealt with. Call my contact at ICE. They've got ways. They'll disguise themselves as altar boys and wait in his church ... They'll hide in the slurpee machine at his favorite 7-Eleven. they'll call and say they found his wallet and then cage him when he surfaces. ICE doesn't play around. They could probably haul him here in time for customer appreciation hour. Very bad man.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-10 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-10 Pub. Date: 2016-12-10
Image Number: 151818
Caption: Four years ago … I've been coming here for years now, and I have yet to be matched up with the perfect woman. My needs aren't too crazy: I want a woman who's into politics, Star Trek, comics, Aboriginal art, and long walks on the beach. And I want her to be brilliant. Prayers aren't supposed to be specific. I'm not saying she also has to be hot, but I wouldn't object to that.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-01 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-01 Pub. Date: 2016-09-01
Image Number: 147922
Caption: I think you're being way too hard on that new Eddie Murphy movie, Clyde. Bruh. Why you keep defendin' that tired, horrible abomination? I don't know. Well … I guess when people hate something so venomously and tell me it's worthless, I have this reflexive instinct to find the good in it ... which explains a lot, actually. Whachoo lookin' at me like that for?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-30 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-30 Pub. Date: 2016-08-30
Image Number: 147920
Caption: That trailer for Eddie Murphy's "Mr. Church" don't look like nothin' but "Driving Miss Daisy Part 2." It look like it literally a film about a brotha who spend decades serving white people an' tryin' to be part of they family instead of makin' his own. I was willin' to look the other way when he was talkin' to animals, and when a tree made him shut up for a whole movie, an' when he played a donkey. But when he play a black man who want nothin' outta life but to cook grits for two white women, I draw the line. It's a true story!!! That makes it ok.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-29 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-29 Pub. Date: 2016-08-29
Image Number: 147919
Caption: Clyde, have you seen the trailer for that new Eddie Murphy movie? Yes, "Magical Negro." I seen it. It's not called "Magical Negro." You mean it ain't about a black character whose only purpose is to use his special insight to aid white characters? It's a true story. So that's different. And it's called "Mr. Church." C-Dog call a movie what it should be called. Wanna go see "Mr. Church" with me? I'd rather go see "Watch Margot Robbie in Hot Pants for Two Hours" again.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-04 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-04 Pub. Date: 2016-08-04
Image Number: 146691
Caption: Did you know the bible say charging interest is a sin? So e'rebody that be charging me interest - bankers, payday loans, Massacard … They all gonna burn in the bottomless, fiery pit of damnation for all eternity. You've never even gone near a church, Clyde. That's not important right now.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-30 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-30 Pub. Date: 2015-11-30
Image Number: 135923
Caption: I'm tired of people comparing Donald Trump to the fascist dictators of World War II. I mean sure, he still won't rule out forcing Muslims to register in a database. And sure, he condones it when his supporters beat and kick protesters. But what happened over there back then could NEVER happen here. Why couldn't it happen here? Because they were them and we're us.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-06 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-06 Pub. Date: 2015-07-06
Image Number: 129281
Caption: A bunch of black churches have been burned down in recent weeks. No! It's going to get worse before it gets better, Susan. Evil racists are lashing out because they've realized bigots are a dying breed. In a way, the worse things get, the better they are. Yeah. Wait ... what?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-09 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-09 Pub. Date: 2015-05-09
Image Number: 126510
Caption: Can you repeat that, Brother Braun? "Brown." Not "Braun," "Brown." You've got like 20 people in your congregation, how do you not know my name? Anyway, like I was saying, lately I've been feeling like nobody really knows me. Jesus know you, Leroy. Lemont. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013/04/20).
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-17 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-17 Pub. Date: 2015-04-17
Image Number: 125566
Caption: Heavenly Father, should I preside over a gay wedding even if it means half my congregation will quit in protest? Should I lead my flock to the right side of history … Reverend of the Year 2000 … Even if the sheep that put the most in the collection plate feel cozy on the wrong side? Give me a sign, Heavenly Father ... So you're saying I should ponder on this a few more years.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-22 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-22 Pub. Date: 2015-01-22
Image Number: 121834
Caption: Out of curiosity, why do you ask if I know where C-Dog was earlier today? $1000 in small, Cheeto-dust covered bills was left at the altar this morning, with a note that said "use this to help victims of gun violence." That doesn't sound like C-Dog. "This definitely ain't from a hardcore G like C-Dog. Sincerely, C-Dog." I know nothing. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-04).
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-23 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-23 Pub. Date: 2013-12-23
Image Number: 105427
Caption: Merry Christmas, Tyrone. How dare you! Everyone knows Jesus wasn't born in December. Everyone knows the roman pagans celebrated SATURNALIA every December 17-23, and "Christmas" was the church's attempt to win those pagans over to Christianity by promising them they could still PARTY every December. You, sir, are engaged in a WAR ON SATURNALIA! I want to get a Christmas tree. That's just a ripoff of the SATURNALIA HEAD-ON-A-PIKE!
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-04 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-04 Pub. Date: 2013-09-04
Image Number: 101089
Caption: Heavenly Father, I feel the need to deliver word about the evils of twerking. But I can't find anything about it in the Scriptures. So I'm thinking of just illustrating the point myself, by twerking during the singing of the Hymns. Reverend of the Year 2000. Hey ... I didn't even ask you to give me a sign yet.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-03 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-03 Pub. Date: 2013-09-03
Image Number: 101088
Caption: Meanwhile, across town … "Donations are down because it's summer, and when people go on vacation … " … Their donations go with them." "I've been praying on it long and hard, Rollo. I didn’t even get dressed yesterday; spent all day in my prayer closet, in my Underoos. "Don't put that part in the letter. Just tell them tithing is good for the soul." ... Oh.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-20 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-20 Pub. Date: 2013-06-20
Image Number: 98186
Caption: Did you know the Bible say charging interest is a sin? Thug 4 Life. So e'rebody that be charging me interest - bankers, payday loans, Massacard … They all gonna burn in the bottomless, fiery pit of damnation for all eternity. You've never even gone NEAR a church, Clyde. That's not important right now.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-09 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-09 Pub. Date: 2013-06-09
Image Number: 97405
Caption: Rev, you know how you announced that we need $100k for renovations? Why do you ask, Marlin? Well … A congregant named Steven Warren put a $100,000 check in the donation plate. I don’t know if we should cash it: it seems like it must be a mistake. For one thing, the largest donation we ever made before was $50. "Looketh not a gift horse in the mouth." Not an official verse, but it should've been. Also, he mistakenly signed it "Mick E. Mouse. "Letteth not an unconventional nickname stop you from cashing a check." Not an official verse ...
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-20 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-20 Pub. Date: 2013-04-20
Image Number: 95775
Caption: Can you repeat that, Brother Braun? "Brown." Not "Braun," "Brown." You've got like 20 people in your congregation, how do you not know my name? Anyway, like I was saying, lately I've been feeling like nobody really knows me. Jesus knows you, Leroy. LEMONT.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-26 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-26 Pub. Date: 2012-10-26
Image Number: 88839
Caption: What's your problem, Big L? Thug 4 Life. You said God spoke to you. He's NEVER spoken to me. And I've been going to church all my life! I'm like Kai Winn, the Vedek who never once heard from the prophets! What on Earth you talkin' about? … From Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. I think I might know why God don't be wantin' to talk to you. It's like I opened the Orb of Patheticness.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-28 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-28 Pub. Date: 2012-06-28
Image Number: 82891
Caption: Reverend Wilfred W. Wilfred … yes? I am the Lord. I want you to retract your support for gay marriage, so that your congregation will come back, and you can once again afford to pay your electric bill and your employees. Are you sure you're God? Yes. You sound an awful lot like my secretary Jerome, speaking through a rolled-up newspaper. No, I don't think so ...
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-27 church 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-27 Pub. Date: 2012-06-27
Image Number: 82890
Caption: Heavenly Father, when I spoke out in favor of equal marriage rights for gays, half my congregation quit. If I don't change my mind, they won't come back. Reverend of the Year. 2000. If you think I should stay true to myself even if it means losing everything, give me some sign, heavenly Father ... So what you're saying is, it's really kind of a gray area?
     
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