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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-29 |
| Image Number: |
180953 |
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Why are we here, Michael? First doc, thank you for seeing me on New Years Eve. I'm having a crisis. There we were, sitting around the crackling fire, champagne in hand. We were roasting chestnuts. We were singing Auld Lang Syne. That's when the owners came home early. We jumped out the window but I'm pretty sure Vic left his hammer behind. I see. So you want to know if turning yourself in would make you feel better? I want you to tell anyone who asks, this therapy session began at 1 a.m.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-28 |
| Image Number: |
180867 |
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You put a live crocodile in the refrigerator for my Christmas present so I'd lose weight … Yep! What am I going to do with a live crocodile?!! The same thing you do with the ice cream. You leave it alone. He's eaten all the Moose Tracks …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-27 |
| Image Number: |
180866 |
| Caption: |
I hope you like your exercise bike/vacuum, Minnie. I can't wait to see what you got me … There's a live crocodile in the refrigerator … Merry Crocmas!! You already look thinner.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
180879 |
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Did you have a nice Christmas, Earl? I had a sneezing attack on Christmas day. In the process I accidentally sucked a blueberry into my nasal cavity. I'm still trying to expel it. Well, I'll be going now.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
180865 |
| Caption: |
Ok Minnie, open your eyes! An exercise bike?!! Of course not … It's an exercise vacuum cleaner.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
180970 |
| Caption: |
Yipes. What happened? I guess the stockings weren't hung by the chimney with care.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
180956 |
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Rosencrantz, did you enjoy your Christmas gift? I chose it personally, months ago, because I knew it would suit you. What are you talking about? You didn't give me anything, Tyrone. Exactly. Therefore you won't shave to worry about it breaking or being stolen. I have given you freedom from worry. That is the greatest gift anyone can give. I want to exchange it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
180878 |
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If you had a beard, you would totally look like Santa Claus, Grampa. Oh, yeah? Uh huh. You've got a round tummy and you're kind of jolly. Well, it takes more than that to be Santa Claus. You've got cookie breath too.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
180864 |
| Caption: |
Ok, honey open your eyes! It's - it's an exercise bike!!! It fits in the living room so now you can lose some weight!!! Thanks, hon! Now open yours!! It's a tent … Now you can sleep in the backyard! Baby, it's cold outside.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
180969 |
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Ahh, finally … peace on earth … Great idea to leave Grimmy at the kennel this Christmas.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
181165 |
| Caption: |
Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
180890 |
| Caption: |
You're putting it together? Are you new here? IKEA Elves.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
180877 |
| Caption: |
Last night I dreamed I was opening a Christmas gift from you. Inside the box was an animated monkey garland. What the heck is an animated monkey garland? I have not idea, but now I kind of want one. Okay. I'll check on Amazon.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
180863 |
| Caption: |
Mike, you can open one gift on Christmas Eve … Clap! Clap! Clap! I know you've been watching those Christmas car commercials so … Minnie you didn't get me - A giant red bow. Of course not - I leased it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
180968 |
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Grimm, I thought you wanted to throw a National Lampoon Christmas Vacation party this year. I did … But nobody came. No so … I kidnapped and brought the head of our newspaper syndicate. Griswold. C.J.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
181164 |
| Caption: |
A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
180862 |
| Caption: |
Go ahead, honey! Open it!!! Unwrap. Unwrap. Unwrap. Wow! I love it!!! You're the best!! Smooch - kiss - smooch - hug - Don't get me a girdle for Christmas, Minnie … Why? Look how happy he is.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
181163 |
| Caption: |
Airport. Whoever said the journey is better than the destination must have never traveled over the holidays. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
180895 |
| Caption: |
Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
180875 |
| Caption: |
Roscoe! Don't drink the Christmas tree water! You too, Muffin! Slurp, slurp! There could be pine sap, fertilizer or who knows what in there! Later … What're all these bowls doing around the tree? They're filled with vinegar. I read that it'll keep pets away from the tree. Does it work? Yes. I think so. But now I've got bowls of vinegar around my Christmas tree.
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