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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-04 |
| Image Number: |
175623 |
| Caption: |
Reason for return?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-29 |
| Image Number: |
175477 |
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Yawn the Hipster Christmas. I'll do it!! Don't tempt me!!! Yawn! Put down the straight razor!!! You don't want to do that! What makes you so sure? It took you three years of grad school to grow that Van Dyke … and another year to stop calling it a goatee.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-28 |
| Image Number: |
175476 |
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Yawn the Hipster Christmas. What parent lets their son sleep through Christmas??? Parents who want to live out their years in peace and on a cruise ship!!! Oh, sorry. I thought we were playing Reverse Jeopardy. Continues.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-27 |
| Image Number: |
175475 |
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Yawn the Hipster Christmas. Son, I think it's time you learned to fly … You're kicking me out of the nest??? Like a baby bird forced to take flight??? No, son. You father thinks you should join the Air Force. I got brochures.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-27 |
| Image Number: |
175555 |
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Bar. It all went down hill when Santa's elves started working for Keebler … and then Tesla invented a self driving sleigh. Oh no!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
175391 |
| Caption: |
Is there anything sadder than a Christmas tree after Christmas? It's like a party guest that forgot to go home after the party. And eventually you have to physically drag that party guest out of the house. Are you talking about your sister now or the Christmas tree?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
175474 |
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Yawn the Hipster Christmas. I missed Christmas?!! Waaah!!! Ne Pas Deranger. I missed Santa?!!! Waaah!!! I missed Santa?!!! Waaah!!! I missed presents!!! Waaaaah!!! I missed the reason we had a kid. Tax deduction.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
175585 |
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My little boy was so happy when he woke up and saw all those gift-wrapped boxes with his name on them under the tree. Totally unrelated topic: Did you know that a lot of well-known concepts are lies? Like an apple a day keeps the doctor away. That's a lie ... and that thing about little kids not even caring if there's a toy ... and just being happy to play with empty boxes. That's a lie too. Dios mio, Lemont.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
175500 |
| Caption: |
Pole Dancers.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
175390 |
| Caption: |
What did you ask Santa to bring you for Christmas? Nothing. Are you sure? Positive. Well, he brought you something anyway. Guess what it is. A turkey and some mistletoe?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
175473 |
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Yawn the Hipster Christmas. Wake up, son. It's Christmas! What time is it? Ne Pas Deranger. Six o'clock. Are you crazy?!!! At night. Can we reschedule this for tomorrow? I'll ask baby Jesus.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
175553 |
| Caption: |
Grimm, do you have an answer who did this?!!! … I'd like to phone a friend.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
175561 |
| Caption: |
The presents are nice, but for me the scent of a Christmas tree is the greatest gift of the holiday season! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
175584 |
| Caption: |
Hey mister, is Santa Claus real? Sorry, kid … I'm not supposed to talk about it. It's a rule. I'm supposed to tell you you have to ask your parents. It's rule 547,983 in the handbook they give you when you become a grownup. But YOU would know better than them. I know an elf when I see one. Santa Claus is a lie.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
175472 |
| Caption: |
It's bedtime, son!!! Awww mom!!! Santa won't visit little boys who aren't asleep … I'm thirty-five mom. Why can't you treat me like an adult? I asked Santa the same thing.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
175552 |
| Caption: |
You will be visited by three little birds. Scrooge awoken by Bob Marley.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
175560 |
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Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
175261 |
| Caption: |
Online shopping has ruined everything. The mall just laid me off to cut costs. Really? It's going to ruin Christmas. I was the mall Santa. Now where are the tiny kids and babies going to go to sit on a stranger's lap and tell him what they want under their tree? Where are they going to go to hear a man who'll say ho ho ho? Who'll pat them on the head? Who'll tell them to stop begging for handouts? Who'll tell them to stop crying, get a job, and pull themselves up by their own bootstraps? You sure they laid you off because of online shopping? Who's going to give them a copy of The Art of the Deal and send them on their way?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
175409 |
| Caption: |
The three wise cats were bearing slightly less practical gifts.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
175307 |
| Caption: |
Up on the housetop reindeer pause … Oh, I can't stand that song! It drives me crazy! What do you mean? It's a wonderful song! Reindeer do not have paws! They have hooves. It should say Up on the housetop reindeer hooves. It doesn't say paws, Earl, it says pause, P-A-U-S-E. Oh, well ... then let's talk about an old man, a sleigh, and eight reindeer on an icy housetop. What could go wrong there?
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