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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-13 |
| Image Number: |
175208 |
| Caption: |
I like your Christmas tree, gramma. I learned about Evergreens in school. They always stay green because they produce chlorophyll all year long. That's right, and this one stays green because it's plastic.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-11 |
| Image Number: |
175376 |
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I just downloaded your Christmas album. Good man. How on earth did you create that obscene rap battle between you and him? I mean, did he actually say those things … or did you hire a voice actor? Computers, bruh. I went through his must an' rearranged vowels an' consonants an' what not. Thank god. I'd hate to think Nat King Cole ever even knew those words. The video was harder to make.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
175267 |
| Caption: |
I'd really like it if just once I could enjoy the holidays. On Christmas, when we celebrate the birth of Christ, I can't help but be angry that Emperor Augustus deported the Bethlehemians. On Easter, when people celebrate the resurrection, I can't help but mourn all the people Rome crucified. Bethlehemians? Don't even get me started on Kwanzaa.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
175195 |
| Caption: |
That was close. We accidentally wandered into Santa Land in hopes of cutting our own Christmas tree. It was a worthy goal but maybe we should stick to cutting … cheese!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-07 |
| Image Number: |
175194 |
| Caption: |
Mike, we're not in the wilderness. We're in a mall! Timberrr!! All mall cops to Santa Land. We got a live chopper in progress. Santa Land.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-06 |
| Image Number: |
175193 |
| Caption: |
Look! The perfect Christmas tree! We just have to step over this bush … over this snow bank … over this velvet rope … Velvet rope? Through this metal detector … Santa Land.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-05 |
| Image Number: |
175271 |
| Caption: |
Sadie, Rudy, the holidays are coming up. If we can't get you to agree to a long-term peace accord, may we get a temporary ceasefire? Explain, meathead. As of midnight tonight, each of you agrees not to insult the other. But it's the holidays. It's a time when we're supposed to let the spirit come alive inside you. A time of generosity. Generosity of insults! Stop it! The spirit of judgment and condescension.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-05 |
| Image Number: |
175214 |
| Caption: |
See? I made the tree cat-proof!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-05 |
| Image Number: |
175192 |
| Caption: |
The wind is blowing so hard I can't see. But it makes cutting our own Christmas tree that much more special … Out in the wilderness, braving the elements, the weather, the oof!! Bears. Mall.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-04 |
| Image Number: |
175191 |
| Caption: |
We're going to cut our own Christmas tree? Why don't we just buy one? Oh sure, we could go buy a tree but that would deprive us of the joy of harvesting a tree!! Serial killers should start calling themselves serial harvesters. I think NPR already does.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-03 |
| Image Number: |
175190 |
| Caption: |
C'mon Minnie! Let's go cut our own Christmas tree!! But I'm busy cutting the cheese for snacks. But I'm busy slicing the cheese for snacks. Nice save.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-02 |
| Image Number: |
174985 |
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Big L, you want me to be Santa again for your boy this year? Let me think about that, Clyde … Last year, I woke up to find my two-year-old boy shocking a pigeon with a taser gun. He said Santa gave him the taser, said Don't tell your daddy, and then forgot to shut the window when he climbed down the fire escape. I tried mouth-to-mouth but the pigeon was long gone. I only had to spend nine days in jail for animal cruelty, but my boy was in therapy for four months. Not my fault. I told him to only use it for fishing. No I don't want you to be Santa this year!!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-02 |
| Image Number: |
175146 |
| Caption: |
Ernie, the Christmas trees you're selling are terrible! Customers will be left endlessly questioning why they bought one! That's why the flyer says these trees will "create a holiday wonder-land"! They're very dry. It's an extreme fire hazard! The flyer says "Make it a bright Christmas." I think people will shout with joy when one of these trees is finally removed from their home. That's the "holiday cheer" I mention. And termites that can infest an entire house will be left behind! You're right! I should also tell people the trees will "make it a holiday you won't soon forget"! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-01 |
| Image Number: |
174993 |
| Caption: |
It's only December first and all I've eaten today is fudge and candy canes. By Christmas day I'll be so fat I won't be able to squeeze through the front door. That's it! No more fudge or candy canes!! Who wants sugar cookies? Over here!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
9135 |
| Caption: |
Thank you for not calling Santa Claus "Dude." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-12-19 |
| Image Number: |
9139 |
| Caption: |
No, Tommy, I didn't forget you. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-12-16 |
| Image Number: |
9099 |
| Caption: |
Son, your mom and I were wondering if you could finally stop making our Christmas presents yourself. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
6174 |
| Caption: |
We're considering leaving the ornaments up this year. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-01-06 |
| Image Number: |
3705 |
| Caption: |
How I spent my Christmas vacation… |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
3690 |
| Caption: |
Santa's Workshop. Reserved. |
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