If you want to go on a date, I'll need some basic information. Cholesterol level, history of family heart disease, cancer and diabetes … I will not be in a position of falling for you only to find out you're a lemon! Now give us a look at your gums. I'd rather not.
I haven't gone on a date in ages, but you intrigue me, Jeremiah Johnson. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Before this goes further, I must know the answer to a critical questions about your … um … physical condition. Ma'am? Cholesterol level? Let's hear it. Pardon? C'mon, this is octogenarian dating etiquette 101! I'm on it.