Hey kids! Are you bored? Complacent? Stupid? Why not impulsively move to a new town? (Just like Nina did!) Try to make friends with people you don't like! Blah blah blah wasted blah blah blah such a bitch blah blah blah my new outfit blah blah â€¦.. What a jerk! I hope she likes me! Find new profundity in lyrics of songs about moving! And come the day you'll hear them sayin' They're throwin' it all away Nothing left to say Just throwin it all away.* *Lord Grenville by Al Stewart. Sob. Entertain romantic illusions about your former town! I wish I were back in Santa Cruz where life was perfect and everyone loved me. Desperately search for a cheap flight home! $900?! That's the cheapest you've got?! If you can wait two weeks we can get you a cheaper ticket, ma'am. 2 weeks?! This is an emergency! Freak out! I wanna go home!!
Santa Cruz Money Saving Tips! 1. Give up food. First I gave up red meat, then dairy products, then cooked food. Now I've kicked this habit entirely! If everyone did that, we could end world hunger! 2. Live in a group house. The rent sure is cheap! 3. Own nothing. Materialism is bad karma. Got a spare quarter? 4. Rent a closet! Sleeping upright is good for your aura. Only wimps sleep horizontally. 5. Share a car! This week I get the wheels! And I get the engine! 6. Eat this newspaper! Yes Nina's Adventures is pleased to offer you free cut-out food! This week's food is tofu. Hint: Tofu tastes better in a flavorful sauce.
Nina's Adventures in Las Vegas. The Harem. Only Adults Over 21 Permitted to Act Like Children. Rising Stars on the Bijous! Featuring Joe Shmoe. Who the hell is that? Cactus Bob's Wild West Casino. Slots n Sluts. Slot machines in every store! Pharmacy. Feminine Hygiene. Laxatives. Deodorants. Evil Clown Family Casino. Cvlture! Caesar's Palace. Munchie Burger. Eat. Hardware n Hookers. Craps. Gas Station n Bingo. And the famous "dirt cheap" all-you-can-eat buffets.