You CAN get PROPER news online if you go to a trusted news website. Yawn … Scroll … Scroll … Ooh! Click. Human breaks cat by tossing ping-pong ball at it. Only if you can avoid looking at "trending."
What's the matter, Ed? I'm taking part in climate change crowd-sourcing. Eh? I have to review data about Arctic ice melt. Ooh. You'll need to do this too. What's that? Cat sourcing. Ha! Ha! That video's hilarious. Meiow! Clunk.