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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-09-10 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-09-10 Pub. Date: 2019-09-10
Image Number: 179312
Caption: I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're … Splash! Aaaargh! App that makes the sound of alligators eating villagers. Kinda cool.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-25 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-25 Pub. Date: 2019-05-25
Image Number: 177731
Caption: Thanks for calling, Mistercard. To report a lost or stolen card, press 1. To make an excuse for sending in a late payment, press 2. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. If your dog ate your bill, press 1. If it was lost in the mail, 2. If you were run down by a zamboni, and got beaten by hockey moms, 3. Yep, we've heard 'em all, and we ain't buying 'em. They're good.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-24 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-24 Pub. Date: 2019-05-24
Image Number: 177730
Caption: Hello, thank you for calling Mistercard. We are experiencing heavy call volume. Your call will be answered in the next 17 hours. In the meantime, your interest payments are continuing to rise. Please enjoy the hold music. You gotta admire the audacity.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-12 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-12 Pub. Date: 2019-05-12
Image Number: 177608
Caption: What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and … don't be rude, Jill. Pardon? I'm speaking to my little one. Jill, say hello to this nice man and introduce yourself properly. Hello. Properly. Hand him your card. Jill Johnson, CTO? Chief Toddler Officer. The apocalypse cannot be far off. I wanted Sans-Serif!
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-25 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-25 Pub. Date: 2019-01-25
Image Number: 175966
Caption: You're in a serious relationship. You need a gift that speaks to the depth of your feelings. Computer Villa. I cannot tell you exactly which gift to get. That is your choice - Perhaps a Smart TV or a 3-D printer. Only one thing is certain. You should absolutely max out your credit card. So hard to say it with a straight face. Thank you, wise one.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-29 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-29 Pub. Date: 2018-12-29
Image Number: 175596
Caption: You've got to get on board with celebrity endorsements. People love your voice. They trust it. Bite me. Okay, then we'll find someone else to dupe your pathetic audience, sell them stuff they don't need and make them feel deep regret. Hold on. You never mentioned the spiritual benefits. I didn't want to play this card. To think of the shame I could inflict.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-16 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-16 Pub. Date: 2018-12-16
Image Number: 175211
Caption: Rudy, I summon thee. You are chosen to carry it forth. The Tablet. Behold: the upgraded iPad Pro. Better than a computer with the thinnest design ever. And I am the chosen one to tell the masses? Sort of. We expect millions to purchase and carry the message, making this a must-own item for 2019. But, yes, I mean, totally, you're chosen. A worthy daydream tends to have some elements of reality. Quickly, give us your credit card.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-16 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-16 Pub. Date: 2018-06-16
Image Number: 172245
Caption: This just in: A massive sinkhole just opened across the bridge in a suburb of Candorville. The ent … Click. One structure was spared obliteration: A local café that had advertised that one of its muffins contained a free-gas-for-life card. The entire town was there ... Click. Candorville's mayor, Ronald Thump, has closed the bridge, preventing sinkhole refugees from reaching. Click ... Gilligaaaan, the Skipper tooo ... the millionaire ... mun mun mun -
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-26 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-26 Pub. Date: 2018-04-26
Image Number: 170878
Caption: What do you mean you want me to vote illegally this November? I'm registered. Yes … but Ernesto isn't. Ernesto Mumumba Chang Yurchenkovitz is an illegal immigrant who tunneled his way across the Atlantic to vote for tax-raising liberal café regulators. Report to the alley at two a.m. Someone who's definitely not me will leave you a big fake mustache, a Yo Soy Ernesto t-shirt, and an ISIS membership card. When you're caught voting, public sentiment will swing our way. You have some never asking me to do this after refusing to let me take a potty break. Stop whining. My inside man at ICE will make sure you're probably not deported.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-30 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-30 Pub. Date: 2018-01-30
Image Number: 167930
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Government shutdowns. My girlfriend was angry I didn't send her a birthday card. So I said, I did! But the government shut down so the post office isn't delivering mail, babe. Guess what she said? The post office is funded by our stamps! It doesn't shut down, you horrible cretin! Yeah ... that is what she said. How'd you know? Next caller!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-01 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-01 Pub. Date: 2017-10-01
Image Number: 162744
Caption: Ask Sadie. Our resident surly lass answers actual reader questions sent to rudy@rudypark.com. Dear Sadie, My husband forgot my birthday. There was no cake, no trip, no party, no nice little gift, no card, no "happy birthday" whispered in my ear … NOTHING. How do I let him know how deeply that hurt me? - Hurt in Harford. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time I hunted down a wild boar in the Serengeti in 1951. Decades earlier, when I was but a young lass, nobody remembered my birthday, or so I thought. that night, dear old Grandmother Cohen surprised me with a loaf of bread topped with a flaming licorice stick. Just as I blew out the licorice, it happened: A young wild boar came out of nowhere, darted across our shack, grabbed my loaf in its slobbery may and escaped into the dark, stormy night. I tracked that boar for twenty years across seven continents before I finally caught him. Speaking of which, it's time for my daily ham sandwich. Anyway, what were we talking about? Ask Sadie, baby!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-02 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-02 Pub. Date: 2017-05-02
Image Number: 157559
Caption: I lost my wallet here. Could you check lost and found? Sure. What's it look like? Oh, it's leathery, canvas, nylon-ish … blue-black gray-purpley-greenish … it has a Visa-Mastercard-Amex-Discoverish cards and one-ten-fivey dollars in it. I keep an I.D. of a dear friend in it for sentimental reasons. Get out.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-13 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-13 Pub. Date: 2017-02-13
Image Number: 154550
Caption: Hey boss, why's there a Roomba scooting around the café with a tray of drink and a credit card reader? Oh … you notices that? Don't be concerned, minion. There's only one Rudy Park. By the way, interesting bit of trivia for no particular reason: Have you heard that we're losing most of our jobs, and people who still have jobs can't get a raise, not 'cause of outsourcing ... not 'cause of immigration ... but 'cause of robots? Anyway, go plug in Roomba Park for a little while. He needs recharging. Very bad man.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-29 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-29 Pub. Date: 2016-12-29
Image Number: 152645
Caption: Give me a double-tall white chocolate mocha, extra whip. Put it on my tab. Ok. Just leave your credit card with me and I'll charge you before you leave. What? That's not how it works. I'm supposed to just say "put it on my tab," and then I pay for it at some indeterminate point in the future. And then you're supposed to hint about my growing tab but never ask me to pay it because we've become such good pals. Real life isn't like tv.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-09 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-09 Pub. Date: 2016-04-09
Image Number: 141530
Caption: I think you charged my Mastercard twice by mistake for that drink last month. Do you have the receipt? Who keeps a café receipt for a whole month? That's crazy talk. Oh. No problem. Do you have your Mastercard statement? They went out of business, so I can't print that out. Get out.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-03-15 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-03-15 Pub. Date: 2016-03-15
Image Number: 140522
Caption: I just edited your Wikipedia entry. I still have no idea what that means. Tap tap tap tap tap. It means you're now the longtime mistress of Donald Trump. At least, you were … until he discovered your pattern of credit card fraud, your obsession with taxidermies squirrels, and your cloven hooves. In my day, when a man spoke gibberish while staring at a little box, he was institutionalized. Tweeting a link aaand ... it's already gone viral.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-29 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-29 Pub. Date: 2015-03-29
Image Number: 124105
Caption: I'm unpoor! You're what? You're looking at an employed man. After seven years of unemployment, I just got a job at Walmart. It pays slightly more than minimum wage. Congrats. The first thing I'm going to do with my new-found wealth is buy a new pair of undies. I haven't bought a new pair of undies since 2007. The second thing I'll do is pay down the interest on the principal on one of my credit cards. America is back, baby!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-20 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-20 Pub. Date: 2014-12-20
Image Number: 120329
Caption: Have you heard of the miracle of compound interest, Rudy? I think. It's when your money earns interest, and then you earn interest on both your money and your interest. Is that like spending? What? No, it's the opposite of spending. The opposite of spending is buying. What? No, it's ... You're going to die penniless!!! Have you heard of the miracle of credit cards?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-22 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-22 Pub. Date: 2014-03-22
Image Number: 108951
Caption: There's an old-school barbecue guy in "House of Cards" who always has a plate ready for the main character. … And the main character's evil. Look, I'm sorry I don’t remember your "usual order." It doesn't pay to be good.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-07 card 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-07 Pub. Date: 2014-03-07
Image Number: 108286
Caption: I'm glad you're out of the hospital, little buddy. Hasn't been the same here without you. Really? Yes, really, When you're here, I appear to be even more handsome and muscular than usual, just by comparison. Can you believe I couldn’t find a "get well soon" card that said that? Hallmark's leaving a lot of money on the table. It's the thought that counts.
     
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