Look, Wyll! A Frisbee! Oh boy, Frisbee! Let's get in the car and go to the park! Oh boy! The park! Yessir! It sure is a beautiful day to go to the park and play Frisbee! Veterinaâ€¦ This doesn't look like the park! Here we are! Time to get out the car, Wyll! Stop struggling! This isn't the park! HELP!! You really think that'll work? That's how my parents got their dog fixed!
"Everyone's a winner!" Let's play Binge-o! Consumer bingo. Just check off any squares depicting items you own or have recently consumed. When you have five squares in a row, you've got "Binge-o!" Make copies of the game board and play with friends! Binge-o! Gosh, I'd better consume more! Computer. Investment Property. Farmed Beef. Suburban Utility Vehicle. Espresso Maker. Any Retirement Plan. TV. Internet Access. Frequent Flyer Miles. Halogen Lamp. Home Exercise Machine. Bread Maker. Binge-o! Cel phone. Home Entertainment Center. Pager. Stocks and Bonds. More than 5 pairs of shoes. Farmed poultry. Storage Locker. Car. Implants. Satellite Dish. Fertility Drugs. Microwave.
And now, a special message from Nina: Would you *#!?@ drivers please stop driving like a bunch of !*?!@! brain-dead idiots?! Just narrowly escaped death (as usual). Useful facts: Those cute lil' helpless-looking cyclists can sue the pants off you if you so much as touch them with your car! Contrary to common belief, you do NOT "score points" for hitting them! Gosh! Fun products: My other car is a bicycle. My other bicycle is a car. My other bicycle is another bicycle. Stickers! Handlebar-mounted bazooka!