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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
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Frank and Ernest |
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2017-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-02 |
Image Number: |
156939 |
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Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2016-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-01 |
Image Number: |
140052 |
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Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2015-06-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-19 |
Image Number: |
128832 |
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On his report card, he got A's in sloth, wrath, gluttony, lust, greed and envy --- He's very proud of himself! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2015-01-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-18 |
Image Number: |
121758 |
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Court rooms. The judge imposed sentences today and he went easy in the first couple cases -- the lamp store robber was given a light sentence and the judge said the guy who packed up and skipped out on his rent was only guilty of a simple "moving" violation. On the other hand, the defendant convicted of illegal downloading had the e-book thrown at him. Was the judge tough on the politician who embezzled from the statehouse building fund? Yeah, he takes "capitol" crimes very seriously! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2014-02-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-02-12 |
Image Number: |
107600 |
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Your'e wrathful, gluttonous, lustful, covetous, slothful, and filled with envy! Have you no pride?! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-09-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-09-04 |
Image Number: |
87373 |
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My newest creation is the "wheel." Would you like to invest it in? No, I got burned by your last invention. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2012-07-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-07-02 |
Image Number: |
83124 |
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Accounting, Inc. He didn't say he thinks the employees matter. He say "My employees count." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-05-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-05-26 |
Image Number: |
81189 |
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Investment Banking. This is a derivative of a derivative, and you know what they say about making copies of copies. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-04-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-04-26 |
Image Number: |
79879 |
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But the real money will be in options. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2011-05-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-05-19 |
Image Number: |
60875 |
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Terminal. I brought you back a souvenir from the capital of California. A "Sacramemento"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2008-02-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-02-29 |
Image Number: |
22041 |
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Frank and Ernest Venture Capital. We need seed money. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2004-09-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-09-05 |
Image Number: |
8181 |
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News Report. In news from the capital, there's a bill to have voter registration when licensing cars. The motor voter bill! And amendment would include people licensing watercraft. The motor boater voter bill! And another includes those with trailers. The motor boater totter voter bill! Knock it off, Ernie! We're serious journalists here! They might ever include hot air balloonists. The motor boater totter floater bill! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2004-01-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-01-07 |
Image Number: |
6299 |
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News and Magazines. State Capital. Transmission Team at Work. What does a transition team do? They have to turn campaign pledges into broken promises. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2004-01-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-01-10 |
Image Number: |
6302 |
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Answer the door, Frank. What's the capital of Rhode Island? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2003-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-08-14 |
Image Number: |
5122 |
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He bribes politicians indirectly through political action committees. Ah -- A pac rat. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2003-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-04-11 |
Image Number: |
3352 |
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Geography Test Today. I don't need to learn the state capitals -- I'm a stay-at-home sort of guy. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2003-03-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-03-09 |
Image Number: |
3112 |
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Frank, you're back! Give me the highlights of your round-the-world trip! I started in the Czech capital --- They've really modernized! That's Pragueress! But then I hurt my back in Egypt's biggest city. I hope you saw a Cairopractor. And they really rolled out the rd carpet for me in Peru's capital. So, you got to ride in a Limasine. What about South Korea? Forget it, Ernie! Because of your wisecracks, I'm not telling you anything more! In other words, that's Seoul folks! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2002-11-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-11-15 |
Image Number: |
1979 |
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Loans. We'd like a "Let the good times roll" loan. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2002-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-08-25 |
Image Number: |
1436 |
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Look! Up in the Sky! It's Absurd! It's Inane! It's Malaprop Man! A.K.A. The Creped Crusader. What's with the briefcase, Malaprop Man? I'm a money imaginer for a big breakerage firm on Maul Street! I didn't know you had a business background! My college major! In fact, Fed Chairman Alan Greaseman was my roommate. And it was my idea to lower the primate! I'm privy to lots of inside inflammation if you'd like some advice during this economic repression. It's important that you be diversified, and I can introduce you to high-trek mutuals or some adventure capital. But my real specialty is these tax-exempt puny bonds. Uh .. I wouldn't put that on your business cards if I were you, M-Man. Tum-de-dum... |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2002-04-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-04-20 |
Image Number: |
728 |
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I don't hunt or gather -- I'm in public relations. |
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