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The Cannot Tell A Lie Comic Strips

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1. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2018-11-01 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2018-11-01 Pub. Date: 2018-11-01
Image Number: 174610
Caption: C'mon in, Lara! You're not Lara! You're lava! You're a liar, lava!!! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a lying volcanic eruption! We're gonna kick your ash!!!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-24 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-24 Pub. Date: 2018-10-24
Image Number: 174602
Caption: Sorry, Lemont, I can't watch your son for you for two whole weeks. Have a Lego allergy. Oh … wait, a what? No? Well, I mean I have an appendectomy scheduled. No, you don't. You just don't want to watch your best friend's son while your best friend is away covering the voter disenfranchisement in all those states. Children terrify you. Admit it. Are you calling me a liar? You had your appendix out in second grade. It grew back.
     
3. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2017-12-16 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2017-12-16 Pub. Date: 2017-12-16
Image Number: 165553
Caption: I can overlook the fact that you give men a bad name. What I can't forgive you for is turning happy hour into a lie. ! !
     
4. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2017-05-31 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2017-05-31 Pub. Date: 2017-05-31
Image Number: 158180
Caption: Opal, have you been using my phone? Yes. I can't find mine. I didn't think you'd mind. How did you know? Whoo! Cat hair doesn't lie.
     
5. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2017-05-01 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2017-05-01 Pub. Date: 2017-05-01
Image Number: 157290
Caption: Grimm, did you chew up my slippers? I cannot tell a lie … at least not until after I've had some coffee.
     
6. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2017-03-27 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2017-03-27 Pub. Date: 2017-03-27
Image Number: 155459
Caption: You involved me in a lie, Les. Telling people we're dating is dishonest. And I can't be your girlfriend because - I know. 'Cuz now you hate me. No, I don't hate you. I just don't like what you did, and - I can do better! Let me be your boyfriend, Pru. You might be surprised. I sure would be. I'm gay.
     
7. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2017-03-21 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2017-03-21 Pub. Date: 2017-03-21
Image Number: 155782
Caption: I can't lie down with you every night, dear.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-10 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-10 Pub. Date: 2017-02-10
Image Number: 154241
Caption: Do you know why mankind is so susceptible to authoritarians, Rosencrantz? It's because our brains are wired to accept lies. Our conscious brain can eventually spot a lie. But for it to spot it, our unconscious brain first has to entertain it. And just as when you entertain a guest, there's a chance the guest will overstay his welcome, put up photos of his loved ones, and before you know it, he's moved in and you can't get rid of him. I'll say it one last time: I want my side of the sidewalk crack back, Tyrone. I don't know what you mean, I've always been on this side.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-05 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-05 Pub. Date: 2017-02-05
Image Number: 153474
Caption: Larry Wilcox ain't happy 'bout that new Chips movie, dawg. Larry who? Larry Wilcox, bruh. Can't believe you ain't remember "Jon" from Chips. Ponch & Jon, bruh, you know. Anyway … I saw the trailer, I laughed, ain't gonna lie. But then I checked his Facebook, like I often do. You do? Often? He pointed out this ain't nothin' like the show he was on. The one we watched when we was kids. An' he right. An' it got me thinkin' about all these reboots. Why they always takin' serious shows an' rebooting them as comedies? Why can't they go the other direction? I think I speak for us all when I say I wanna see a dark, gritty remake of Mr. Belvedere. I'm not sure "us all" means what you think it means.
     
10. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2017-01-11 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2017-01-11 Pub. Date: 2017-01-11
Image Number: 152947
Caption: Why do we need a shark? You can't trust sharks. They're notorious liars … They are? You neglected to include that on your résumé. Well I'm a shark so …
     
11. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2015-02-27 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2015-02-27 Pub. Date: 2015-02-27
Image Number: 123440
Caption: Poor Brian Williams. You can't believe anything he says … which is why I promoted him. Promoted??? Promoted to what?? "Celebrity spokesman." C'mon in!! Worst food in town!
     
12. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-10-26 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-10-26 Pub. Date: 2014-10-26
Image Number: 117400
Caption: I love beautiful fall days like this! On a day like this, I like to lie down on the grass and look up at the autumn leaves. OWEEOOOWEEOOOWEEO. OOOWEEEOOOWEE. Oh, heck! Not again! WEEOOO. At my age, I can't lie down in the grass without some fool calling an ambulance!
     
13. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2014-02-23 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2014-02-23 Pub. Date: 2014-02-23
Image Number: 107353
Caption: Grimm … I have a problem. I've got a date with Gilda the Rottweiler tonight. But the poodle twins want me to take them to the movies. No problem, Ralph. Just tell Gilda you're sick. Sorry, I can't go out with you tonight, Gilda, I'm sick in bed. @*#^! Ralph, you might want to take your phone off Face Time first.
     
14. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2013-02-15 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2013-02-15 Pub. Date: 2013-02-15
Image Number: 92847
Caption: If you don’t know something, Earl, why can't you just say "I don’t know" instead of making something up? That's an interesting question. I'm sure it's because of deeply ingrained biological and sociological imperatives that have caused a reduction of the functionality in the cerebral gluteus. You just made that up, didn't you? That's an interesting question.
     
15. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2013-01-12 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2013-01-12 Pub. Date: 2013-01-12
Image Number: 91128
Caption: … And Ann's parting words were: "You haven't seen the last of ME!" Ooo! Plotting evil revenge, huh? Probably. She can't handle defeat. She'll lie and con and sweet-talk until she gets her way. Wait. Don't I know someone like that? Who IS it … ?
     
16. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2012-06-29 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2012-06-29 Pub. Date: 2012-06-29
Image Number: 82103
Caption: You know, Charlene, I never believe it when a woman says she can't go out with me because she's staying in to wash her hair, but your story has the ring of truth. Have fun washing your beret tonight.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-15 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-15 Pub. Date: 2011-04-15
Image Number: 59640
Caption: Lemont? I’m sorry I'm messing up your custody case. But I'll do better, honest! Your son should get to be with his dad. Especially since you're not in Afghanistan. What? Mommy says I can't meet my dad 'cause he's in Afghanistan driving soldiers all over in a big metal truck. She says he used to drive them from the base to their missions, but now he drives them from Earth and heaven. ... Oh. How much gas do you think that takes?
     
18. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2010-12-19 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2010-12-19 Pub. Date: 2010-12-19
Image Number: 55192
Caption: Brad! I'm gonna wrap all your Christmas presents now, so don't come in, ok? Oh! Ok. Uh … I don't see any presents. Or any wrapping stuff. There aren't any. Can't afford it. So I just give Brad six days of fun anticipation! Followed by Christmas Day Disappointment. Well, he was disappointed by the hankies I gave him last year, so this can't be any worse.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-16 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-16 Pub. Date: 2010-10-16
Image Number: 53006
Caption: I want to tell him how I feel, but I can't … First of all, I lied to him months ago, told him I was in a relationship with my evil assistant Dick Fink … and that lie drove him crazy. I mean seriously, he was committed! He'd never forgive me! Secondly, he just got an e-mail from his "one that got away" and now he's 100% focused on her, and I don't wanna get the "let's just be friends" talk from him. That'd just kill me. Ma'am .. all I asked was "would you like pepperoni on that?" You're right. I should tell him anyway.
     
20. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2010-09-25 cannot tell a lie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2010-09-25 Pub. Date: 2010-09-25
Image Number: 52154
Caption: Your husband and is weird, you know, Opal. I know, I know. I say "hello" to him, and try to be nice, and what does he say? Nothing. He just holds up these stupid hand-lettered signs explaining why he can't hear, see or speak to me. Come to think of it, that's the most pleasant conversation I've ever had with Earl.
     
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