Welcome to the Republican National Convention opening ceremony. Like the Olympics, this opening ceremony will be a huge production … Showing the history of the Republican party. Right now we should be seeing … There he is … "Abraham Lincoln," doing some sort of interpretive dance. Beard, top hat, tights ... nice touch.
Lemont interviews Herman Cain about his sexual harassment scandal. I guess my first question would be … Pizzaville. Famous deep dish. Do you really think it's wise to wear a pimp hat to these interviews? This is a cowboy hat! Ok, I'll move on. When you bought the hat, did it have a large purple feather? I don't recall.