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161. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-10 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-10 Pub. Date: 2015-07-10
Image Number: 129353
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. As soon as the ruling came down, my husband Larry left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The Supreme Court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?
     
162. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-07 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-07 Pub. Date: 2015-07-07
Image Number: 129350
Caption: Hi, this is Donald Trump. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to tell you I'm running for president. Ok. Have a good time. What do you mean "have a good time"? Is that supposed to be some sort of backhanded insult? Are you not taking me seriously? Well guess what, idiot, the feeling is entirely mutual. House of Java Cybercafe. Wait ... What? What just happened? Play dumb if you want, loser. it's probably why you're not as rich as I am.
     
163. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-30 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-30 Pub. Date: 2015-06-30
Image Number: 129099
Caption: This is Dr. Sadie. What's your question, caller? How can I tell if my cold is really bronchitis? Stop yer sniveling. In my day, a body would hope it was bronchitis. It gave you a chance to prove your grit! Nothing like a touch of burning pain, wheezing, and crackling in the chest to separate the women from the girls. What kind of doctor are you, again?
     
164. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-29 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-29 Pub. Date: 2015-06-29
Image Number: 129098
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Klingon.
     
165. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-27 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-27 Pub. Date: 2015-06-27
Image Number: 128757
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! I'm … I'm lonely. I have acquaintances. I have family I barely ever see. I have online friends. But deep down I feel like nobody's ever really there. … Hello? Um … Hello? Oh this is too easy. Hello? … Hello?
     
166. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-17 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-17 Pub. Date: 2015-06-17
Image Number: 128446
Caption: Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Many of you took the time to send her heartfelt advice, which Sadie publicly mocked, belittled and summarily rejected, while calling into question the IQ and, in one case, the parentage, of her listeners. Since then, Mrs. Cohen has completed her mandatory anger management course. She humbly requests that you all try anew to send her advice about how to deal with her midlife crisis. She promises not to make any of you cry. I'd be happy to listen to your delirious drivel - I mean, to your delightful advice. Advise Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
167. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-03 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-03 Pub. Date: 2015-06-03
Image Number: 127846
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Show. We're back with a caller whose house burned down while he was being diagnosed with gout. There is a silver lining: at least you're not a muscle-bound oaf or his puny celebrity-obsessed sidekick. Both Randy Taylor and Rudy Park are world-class disappointments, so they shall remain nameless so as to spare their poor mothers the humiliation. Not cool, Sadie. Not cool. We're famous!
     
168. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-02 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-02 Pub. Date: 2015-06-02
Image Number: 127845
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? I'm - Don't pussyfoot around the issue. Get to the point! I don't have all day! Get on with it, already! Next caller. You're on. What's your problem? Um … nothing. I'm good.
     
169. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-25 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-25 Pub. Date: 2015-05-25
Image Number: 127569
Caption: Today we're going to talk about brainless reality tv! The other day I was trying to watch "Price is Right," but some other channel came on. Something called "Basketball Wives: LA." It was nothing but women being catty and hateful and mean-spirited. Anyone who watches that smut is brainless! Especially episode 14, which was the most outrageous of all three seasons.
     
170. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-18 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-18 Pub. Date: 2015-05-18
Image Number: 127259
Caption: Hi, this is Hillary Clinton. Yes, I know, you're running for president. You may not know this, but I'm running for president. But I'm not doing it for me, I'm doing it for you. This is about your story, average citizen. This is about your struggles. Your hopes. Your dreams. You, you, you, you, you. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Can I ask you a question? No. As I was saying, I'm running to give you a voice. A vote for me is a vote for you.
     
171. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-05 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-05 Pub. Date: 2015-05-05
Image Number: 126575
Caption: Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Bruce Jenner. Specifically, we'll be asking why the #$%@ should any of us care whether Bruce wears tighty-whities or frilly-lillies? Mind your own business, America!!! For the next three hours, we'll be talking trash about the people who can't stop talking about Bruce Jenner.
     
172. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-04 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-04 Pub. Date: 2015-05-04
Image Number: 126574
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? What's with that senseless riot in Baltimore? What do you mean? America has a long history of self-destructive riots in response to police brutality. It's senseless to call it senseless. A city is like a human body. If you feed a body an awful diet of abuse and unaccountable cops, that body's eventually going to have a massive coronary. In short: Learn your history! And eat oatmeal! Oat ... What? What are you talking about?
     
173. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-14 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-14 Pub. Date: 2015-04-14
Image Number: 125625
Caption: Little buddy, you asked me to make sure you're following every step in "Randy's Guide to Being an Alpha Male." Go away, Randy! Have you read chapter 14? It's called "Yes, they are noticing how long you spend in the john." GO AWAY! A decisive man has decisive bowels. GO AWAY!
     
174. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-11 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-11 Pub. Date: 2015-04-11
Image Number: 125279
Caption: Do you believe in global warming? No, because it snowed last winter. The whole thing's a hoax. Just like the so-called "moon landing". I can't do this. I'm telling you, respecting different opinion triples your dating pool. I'm not that good a swimmer. Maybe a big pool's a bad idea.
     
175. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-27 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-27 Pub. Date: 2015-03-27
Image Number: 124713
Caption: It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. My son's expressing curiosity about … well … you know. I'm worried that maybe it's time to have the talk. How do I tell him about … you know … without making it seem like a good thing? I don't want him to go out and … you know. I just want him to know how the ... you know ... works with the ... you know ... without making him want to go out and ... you know. Maybe you should buy him a book and call it a day. I don't know ...
     
176. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-10 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-10 Pub. Date: 2015-03-10
Image Number: 124100
Caption: Hi, this is Hillary Clinton. (Sigh) Again? You call every week. The Wall Street Journal is saying I'm a month away from announcing whether I'm running for president. I know how excited you must be, average citizen. Will I? Won't I? You're only a month away from finally knowing! House of Java.net Cybercafe ... Or maybe you're not. Are you? Aren't you? Make it stop. Press "one" or hang up to donate to what may or may not be my campaign.
     
177. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-08 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-08 Pub. Date: 2015-03-08
Image Number: 123164
Caption: Hello, meathead. Oh, that's so adorable. Hello, Sadie. "Adorable"? I just insulted you. I just informed you that I'm aware you're a complete birdbrain. You're a simpleton, Randy Taylor. Haha … you're the best, Sadie. I'm glad you're around. I don't think you heard me. You're an airhead. A loon. A schnook. A numbskull. A noodle. A saphead. A dimwit. A moron. An oaf. A turkey. A fathead. A doofus. A dodo. An ignoramus! You're from a long line of ignoramuses. I knew your great-grandmother. She used to wear her bustle upside-down. She was so dumb she put her dentures in backward and ate herself to death. But at least when she was alive, she had the pleasure of your company. Oh. Oh, never mind. See you later. I call it "wearing a coat of charmer."
     
178. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-07 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-07 Pub. Date: 2015-03-07
Image Number: 123749
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My family reunion is in Bermuda this year. But I hate flying. Ever since they started poking and prodding and x-raying and de-shoe-ung us, I swore I'd only go places to which I could drive. Are you using post-9/11 security enhancements as an excuse to avoid spending time with your annoying relatives? Because if so, I salute you. I will not be fondled by the TSA just to watch Aunt Bertha do the Electric Slide.
     
179. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-03 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-03 Pub. Date: 2015-03-03
Image Number: 123745
Caption: You're on, caller. What's your problem?! The Oscars were so very, very boring. You decided to sit in front of your tv for four hours watching rich people give themselves awards. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ENTERTAINED, LOSER! They're coming out with a new show called "Watching Celebrities Cash Their Checks." You'd probably enjoy that. Get professionally berated at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
180. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-01 call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-01 Pub. Date: 2015-03-01
Image Number: 122758
Caption: They never call, they never write … Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. They come but once a year. I worked and slaved, I diapered them … but they don't seem to care. True, it's clear I'll control their lives, if they should get too near. Grown kids are planets, on their own. But mother's still the sun. If they don't call this week, I'll go supernova on their behinds. That doesn't rhyme!
     
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