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1. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1994-09-10 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-06-23 Pub. Date: 1994-09-10
Image Number: 1916
Caption: Ah, puny earthlings! Destroying a species has never been so simple! Have you prepared the neural combustion code? All we have to do transmit it over their so-call "computer networks"! Millions of worker drones staring helplessly at their screens will be fried instantly! It's as if the humans were asking for it, sitting in front of those terminals like that! They're sitting ducks! Ha ha ha ha ha! So that's why I'm not buying a stupid computer ok? Technophobe!
     
2. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1995-02-24 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-10-13 Pub. Date: 1995-02-24
Image Number: 1913
Caption: Breeder! Hey! I am not a breeder! Just because I'm heterosexual does not mean I want kids! In fact, I'm trying to convince Cassanova here to get a vasectomy! So don't insult me with your grossly inaccurate term! Oh yeah? Well you breeders have called me a faggot for years and I'm not a bundle of sticks! Yeah, and you call me a dyke and I'm not a floodwall! Deal with it! Honey, what's this about a vasectomy? .... Anyway, have you and Melissa found a sperm donor yet? Yeah, thanks to our lesbian pregnancy network group! And how's your and Brad's hired surrogate mother's pregnancy going?
     
3. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1992-11-09 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-08-20 Pub. Date: 1992-11-09
Image Number: 1786
Caption: "I Dated An Agent". It's night in the city! I hope I can protect the little guy … Suddenly … Augh! Stick 'em up! Here's the entire contents of my wallet. But --- what good will $50 really do you? One week from now, it'll be gone -- and then where will you be? You need security, pal! That's right, I'm talkin' royalties! Here, I'd like you to take a look at this contract ... Bob have mercy!! Here's my cellular phone - Call your lawyer and talk it over! Gee, it's might tempting!
     
4. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-06-01 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-08-08 Pub. Date: 1993-06-01
Image Number: 1771
Caption: C.I.A.dventures starring Steve Donnelly, Artists' Rep by Nina "I only did it for the money" Paley. C.I.A. Art. Gasp! STICK 'EM UP! Here's the entire contents of my wallet. But - what good will $50 really do you? One week from now, it'll be gone - and then where will you be? Hmm....You need security, pal! That's right, I'm talkin' royalties! Here, I'd like you to take a look at this contract ... Here's my cellular phone ... Call your lawyer and talk it over! Gosh - royalties!
     
5. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-10-15 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-06-12 Pub. Date: 1993-10-15
Image Number: 1428
Caption: Hi Mom! Guess what? I placed a personal ad! You what?! Oh, c'mon, it's not a big deal out here. Everybody does it. God I don't envy you young single people today. Well, rest assured, none of them tried to axe-murder me. Great. That's really reassuring. But one of them was a bona fide mental hospital escapee.* What?! Yeah! He was cute too! Hey is that the time? Gotta go! What?! Wait!! I hope I never have kids. *It's true - I'm not making this up!
     
6. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1999-08-29 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-03-20 Pub. Date: 1999-08-29
Image Number: 788
Caption: "Better Living Through Comics.": Here at Nina Labs, we're committed to making the best possible product for you, the consumer. That's why we've developed new genetically modified comics. Our dedicated scientists hygienically isolate your favorite Nina's Adventures, then splice in genes from other, hardier strains of comics. The result is the same natural, wholesome comic strip you know and trust, but with the higher yields and enhanced shelf life. Bread. Comics. Meat. Don't listen to those alarmist eco-freaks who call them "frankencomics." They're just afraid of progress! Remember, there's absolutely no proof that this technology poses any health risks! Next week: "Mad Cat Disease."
     
7. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1999-09-19 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-03-17 Pub. Date: 1999-09-19
Image Number: 785
Caption: "Everyone's a winner!" Let's play Binge-o! Consumer bingo. Just check off any squares depicting items you own or have recently consumed. When you have five squares in a row, you've got "Binge-o!" Make copies of the game board and play with friends! Binge-o! Gosh, I'd better consume more! Computer. Investment Property. Farmed Beef. Suburban Utility Vehicle. Espresso Maker. Any Retirement Plan. TV. Internet Access. Frequent Flyer Miles. Halogen Lamp. Home Exercise Machine. Bread Maker. Binge-o! Cel phone. Home Entertainment Center. Pager. Stocks and Bonds. More than 5 pairs of shoes. Farmed poultry. Storage Locker. Car. Implants. Satellite Dish. Fertility Drugs. Microwave.
     
8. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-12-24 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2003-11-11 Pub. Date: 1993-12-24
Image Number: 5602
Caption: Nina in a Double-Date with Destiny. Gosh, Shiva! Tell me more about that creation/destruction thing--Oh no! It's HIM! Uh, hi Yahweh! Hmpf! What're you doing with that fairy, Nina? None o' your beezwax, ya' old patriarch! Don't think I don't know what you're up to! They don't call me omniscient for nothing! Oh yeah? Well who's THAT?! Hey, butt out! Gee, is that the time?
     
9. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-07-09 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2003-11-11 Pub. Date: 1993-07-09
Image Number: 5603
Caption: Nina in…Nina Gets Hit On! A "Nina's Adventures" Docu-Drama. Part One: Nina goes to a "relationship discussion group"… I've been trying different kinds of relationships, experimenting… She's so naïve! Oh? Do you have a garter belt? What?! Do you have a garter belt? You said you were experimenting... I don't think that's relevant to what I'm talking about! I was only asking... Later, the meeting comes to a close... The buses don't run this late! Ich kann giff you a ride! Thanks! Good lord, I'm alone with this guy in his car at one a.m.! I hope he doesn't-- Zo, ken I call you und ve ken go out vor dinner und zen mebbe haf zome fun, ja? To be continued...
     
10. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-09-11 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2003-11-11 Pub. Date: 1993-09-11
Image Number: 5605
Caption: Nina's Horrible Adventures. Our intrepid heroine has placed a personal ad! Today, she calls her first respondent…Bla bla bla bla bla. Yak yak yak yak. Bla bla bla eating habits? Bla. Yak yak yak shoes? Yak yak. Twist! Bla bla bla political affiliations? Bla bla bla. Yak yak yak tattoos? Yak yak. Bla bla bla music? Bla bla. Yak yak yak date? Yak yak. Bla bla okay bla. Yak yak. Bye! Click! To be continued...
     
11. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1992-00-00 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2003-03-05 Pub. Date: 1992-00-00
Image Number: 3036
Caption: How the Aids Virus Works. Every day, your brain is exposed to bazillions of virulent ideas. Sex is bad. God will punish you! Sin. Nice girls don't. A virulent idea enters the brain. Immediately the brain's defense mechanisms (called common sense) go into play. Sex is bad. Warning! Danger! Red alert! The virulent idea is attacked by common sense, thus destroyed before it can infect the entire system. Destroy!! Kill. Smite. Eradicate. The afrAIDS virus, however, "fools" your brain's defense mechanisms. What's that? Looks like caution. Seems reasonable enough. Allowed to thrive and grow, afrAIDS soon takes over your whole brain. Common sense, now greatly reduced, can no longer fight off other virulent ideas. Sex is bad. Homosexuality is wrong. Conform. God will punish you! Eventually you become a paranoid idiot. Deviance is immoral. You're going to hell. Conform. Sex is bad. Bodies are evil. Sin. God will punish you!
     
12. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1990-08-01 call 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2003-01-06 Pub. Date: 1990-08-01
Image Number: 2358
Caption: "A Night on the Town". The Cattlecall. Dollar Nite. One dollar. I'm the guest list. Ambiance. Amplified music. Refreshments. Dancing! "The Acid Dance". "The African/Deadhead Dance". "The Pelvic Grind". And … mingling with the band! Nice gig! What? What?
     
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