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161. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-11 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-11 Pub. Date: 2011-02-11
Image Number: 57042
Caption: Your honor, I represent Roxanne Dubois. Unlike her opponent, Lemont Brown … We will not insult the court's intelligence or waste its time with patronizing opening statements. The merits of our case will be obvious enough. They're crazy. Crazy like a FOX! ... or incompetent. Incompetent like a FOX!
     
162. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-03 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-03 Pub. Date: 2011-02-03
Image Number: 56818
Caption: Facebook Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. I can't believe you're having woman troubles, Lemont. I always imagined you being really happy and having tons of women to choose from. Are you sure you're talking to the right person? I'm Lemont Brown. We met in Freeborn Hall at UC Berkeley in 1994. Yes, Lemont. I'm talking to the right man. I'm 5'6", favorite cereal is Cap'n Crunch, waist 32, inseam ... Tap tap tap tap.
     
163. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-31 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-31 Pub. Date: 2010-12-31
Image Number: 55686
Caption: Mr. Brown, I've heard every excuse under the moon when plaintiffs or defendants want a continuance. "Please, your honor, I need to find a better attorney." Or "Please, your excellency, I've got the smallpox." This judge is cold-blooded. "Woe is me, your honor, I'm having a heart attack."
     
164. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-30 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-30 Pub. Date: 2010-12-30
Image Number: 55685
Caption: Your honor, I ask that you recuse yourself from the case of "LEMONT BROWN VS. ROXANNE DUBOIS." On what grounds? On the grounds that out in the hallway, I overheard Ms. Dubois calling you "Mommy." OVERRULED! I knew we should've gone on "Judge Judy."
     
165. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-29 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-29 Pub. Date: 2010-12-29
Image Number: 55684
Caption: Your honor, I DEMAND a continuance! I'm suing my evil ex-fiancee for custody, and my lawyer is nowhere to be found! Who's the short man standing next to you in a suit? That's no man! That's my lawyer's six-year-nephew, pretending to be him! Not wise to insult your own attorney, Mr. Brown. Permission to treat him as a hostile witless!
     
166. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-27 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-27 Pub. Date: 2010-12-27
Image Number: 55682
Caption: Your honor, I'd like to ask for a continuance. For what reason? There's a "Doctor Who" Marathon on SYFY, so now's my chance to find out if the doctor fixed the crack in the universe. It was swallowing up the whole space-time continuum. Also, I need a new lawyer, 'cause mine vanished without a trace. Mr. Brown ... you probably should've led with the bigger reason. What could be bigger than the universe's crack?
     
167. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-24 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-24 Pub. Date: 2010-12-24
Image Number: 55459
Caption: Hello, creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm out stimulating the economy by buying gifts I can't afford with money I don't have, after which I'll be unable to pay you back. Merry Christmas, and thank you for helping me do my patriotic duty. Beep.
     
168. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-10 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-10 Pub. Date: 2010-12-10
Image Number: 55014
Caption: Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. I've thought about you from time to time, these past 16 years, Lemont. I've wondered if you're happy. How's your life going? Court will come to order … the case of "Impoverished Black Father Who Has No Chance to Win Custody From the Filthy-rich White Mother of his Child" can ... Um ... seriously? Mr. Brown, is this really how your lawyer filed your case? My life's going fine. Might I suggest you represent yourself?
     
169. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-09 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-09 Pub. Date: 2010-09-09
Image Number: 51717
Caption: So … did you see your long-lost-love Sasha Mitchell when you visited Berkeley? Meet the author Stephen King & Lemont Brown. Depends. Do pale, but wrenching echoes of what might have been count? Dios mio.
     
170. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-29 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-29 Pub. Date: 2010-08-29
Image Number: 51242
Caption: I think I'm starting to get over Kelly, Doc. The seven times she broke up with me are starting to sink in. Seven … I'm already forgetting what I loved about her. Anyway, I'm forgetting her big brown eyes that simmer like the moonlight. I no longer recall her voice, as smooth as silk sheets and as melodious as a songbird ... I've forgotten how her skin was the color of mocha and smelled like lavender, and how her lips tasted like butterscotch candy. I'm glad to see you're making progress. Does that mean you think she'll call me again?
     
171. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-28 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-28 Pub. Date: 2010-08-28
Image Number: 51241
Caption: Hello wrong number, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. The person you're trying to reach cannot come to the phone because he or she does not live here. Please call back and inexplicably ask for the same wrong person a couple more times, hoping for a different answer. Beep. Tyrone? That you?
     
172. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-02 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-02 Pub. Date: 2010-08-02
Image Number: 50404
Caption: What is your creative process? First Stephen King, then Lemont Brown. WIT! HUMOR. INSIGHT. I can answer that! That's easy! That's … WIT HUMOR INSIGHT AMAZING STORY CHARM. That's … INSIGHT AMAZING CHARM BRILLIANCE GRA … MORE WIT!!!
     
173. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-27 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-27 Pub. Date: 2010-07-27
Image Number: 50000
Caption: Both Stephen King and Lemont Brown create books that fall into the realm of satire … … And, I would argue, pretty dark satire sometimes. Both were raised by single, working-class mothers … Both worked as columnists for their college newspapers … Both have social security numbers that end in 5555 ... Google is evil.
     
174. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-26 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-26 Pub. Date: 2010-07-26
Image Number: 49999
Caption: The world of literature is one of the most competitive there is. Tonight we have two writers who broke into the business against pretty long odds. They have a lot in common. Stephen King is the author of 20,000 books that've sold a combined total of eleventy-billion copies. Lemont Brown is the author of three books, 30 copies sold - total.
     
175. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-03 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-03 Pub. Date: 2010-07-03
Image Number: 49075
Caption: Hello creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm out make late payments all over the place. Please pretend to not be ecstatic that you get to charge me a late fee at the sound of the beep. Beep.
     
176. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-30 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-30 Pub. Date: 2010-06-30
Image Number: 49072
Caption: Hello, Billy? This is your uncle. Listen, I don't want to scare you, but … … I tried to deliver a subpoena to Lemont Brown's fiancée, and she chained me up in the basement! Do you want me to call 911? YES!!! … and also can you record "Project Runway"? I forgot to set the DVR.
     
177. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-16 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-16 Pub. Date: 2010-06-16
Image Number: 48467
Caption: Calling Lemont Brown. Hello? Lemont, it's Loafer Meeks, your attorney. After the process servers all vanished, I decided to serve the subpoena to your ex-fiancée myself. She's chained me in the basement and I'm about to die an agonizing, gruesome death. Send help! Hahaha, just kidding ... This is Lemont's voice mail! Leave a message. Beep.
     
178. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-04 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-04 Pub. Date: 2010-06-04
Image Number: 48016
Caption: Hello, Mom, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm out buying clean underwear, in case I get into an accident. HELLO! THIS IS 97 FM! If you'd answered, you'd have won $100,000!
     
179. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-02 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-02 Pub. Date: 2010-06-02
Image Number: 48014
Caption: Hello, Lemont? This is your lawyer. Three things … 1: I haven't yet received payment for my services. 2: I'm going to personally serve Roxanne with a subpoena this afternoon. And 3: Are you wearing clean underwear? Also, either call your mother more often, or don't let her Google your lawyer's phone number. Ok, maybe that's four things.
     
180. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-01 brown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-01 Pub. Date: 2010-06-01
Image Number: 48013
Caption: Hello, Mom, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone because I'm flying to Walnut Creek to give a big speech and forgot to invite you. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I need someone to pinch my cheeks while I work.
     
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