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The Bribery Comic Strips

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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-20 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-20 Pub. Date: 2018-10-20
Image Number: 174496
Caption: Randy, let me ask you a question, man to man … House of Java Café. If a journalist were looking into your activities, would it be manlier to (A) bribe him off the story … What's B? B is have Russian associates deal with him the way they would in Russia. Which letter of the alphabet is come clean and apologize? Oh wait, sorry ... I gave you C. B would be make up dirt about him and destroy his credibility.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-16 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-16 Pub. Date: 2018-10-16
Image Number: 174492
Caption: Rudy Park, my college roommate, sent me an evite to the grand opening of his new café. The zoning board declined to comment. So I filed a Freedom of Information Act request. Turns out the building was rezoned in the dead of night to permit a café, just hours after a huge payment from sources unknown landed in the zoning commissioner's 3-year-old son's savings account. Should I write the expose before I give Rudy a cafe-warming gift ... or after? Remind me never to send you and evite. What's the etiquette?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-13 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-13 Pub. Date: 2018-07-13
Image Number: 172717
Caption: At the refugee internment camp. I feel for the babies and their asylum-seeking parents. Most fled for their lives, only to have their families ripped apart. And when they're deported, many of those men, women and children will face certain doom. I've never known you to be so compassionate, boss. Most of them couldn't use any vast savings to bribe stooges - I mean, their connections on the city council - to donate a condemned storefront so they could open a new cafe once they're smuggled out of jail. VERY BAD MAN. Times like these make me conscious of my privilege.
     
4. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-04-22 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-04-22 Pub. Date: 2018-04-22
Image Number: 170045
Caption: I love this photo of me. If I die before you, make sure they use this photo of me on the cover of the program. Are you sure you wouldn't prefer this one? Ack! No, I hate that one!! It's awful! Promise me you wouldn't use that one! Promise me you won't make me go with you to the fabric store. Done!
     
5. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2018-03-13 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2018-03-13 Pub. Date: 2018-03-13
Image Number: 169176
Caption: What makes that a tip jar and not a bribe jar? The fact that I'm about to sing You Light Up My Life.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-03 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-03 Pub. Date: 2018-03-03
Image Number: 168938
Caption: I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you, minion. Not really, boss. I've noticed a disturbing trend: Bikinis are getting smaller and smaller. So small, in fact, that they no longer hid anything. I think it's about time our café took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay. That's why I've arranged for you to hand "campaign donations" to several city councilmembers. This doesn't have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it? People should never have to forego life's finer things just to go to the beach.
     
7. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2018-02-21 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2018-02-21 Pub. Date: 2018-02-21
Image Number: 168249
Caption: I've worn Soufflé for years. I'm here to tell you your stuff is fake. Fake?! I am an official rep! You're an official cheat. Look, hon. I give women a night of feel-good fun. There's no crime happening here. Actually, there is. It's called trademark infringement. Ok, what do you want? Your money back? Here! Now scram! Oopsie, bribery.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-07 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-07 Pub. Date: 2018-02-07
Image Number: 168188
Caption: Boss, North Korea's dictator just tweeted that he's considering launching nuclear missiles. He released a map of targets. The map shows that every part of the country will either be destroyed or irradiated. Except for this café. There are like 80 people out there with sleeping bags already. Did you rename the scones Survival Biscuits as I instructed? And did you know six-year-old geniuses will hack a head of state's Twitter account in return for a single bag of Doritos? Very bad man.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-15 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-15 Pub. Date: 2017-12-15
Image Number: 166033
Caption: What do you mean "give table two the special plate"? That’s Smedley Peevish Highbrow, the café critic from Gourmet Magazine. Facial recognition systems are surprisingly cheap on the black market. Still, which plate is the "special plate"? The one with the $100 bill taped to its bottom.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-23 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-23 Pub. Date: 2017-09-23
Image Number: 162853
Caption: If I promise to get you a new book tomorrow, will you go to sleep? Ith that a bwibe? Awe we cowooding? What do you mean "are we colluding?" Where did you hear language like that? Are you listening at my door while I'm watching the news again? You know you're not supposed to do that. If you'we impeached, do I become the new daddy? Go ... to ... sleep.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-28 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-28 Pub. Date: 2017-07-28
Image Number: 160767
Caption: Do you think it's too late to go into the ambassador business? Little buddy … It's never too late to … wait … "ambassador business"? It's all about the money, right? If you donate enough money to the right politician, you get to be ambassador to a tropical paradise. HOJ. You don't have any money to donate to anyone. I made a kickstarter page.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-12 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-12 Pub. Date: 2017-06-12
Image Number: 159163
Caption: Can I ask you something man-to-man? What's up? Let's say you're delivering your usual enormous campaign contributions to the members of the city zoning board to ensure no potential competitors can open a café within 50 miles of our own. And let's say you realize you've fallen madly in love with one of the cronies you're bribing. Does it violate any sort of guy code to pursue a romance with you own crony? Very long talk ahead.
     
13. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2017-04-07 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2017-04-07 Pub. Date: 2017-04-07
Image Number: 155722
Caption: It's for you. It's my bag man.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-05 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-05 Pub. Date: 2017-04-05
Image Number: 156467
Caption: I'm heading to DC to report on the Democratic party's filibuster against that judge Trump's appointed to the stolen Supreme Court seat. And then I'm going to cover how they all boldly signed on to Bernie Sanders' Medicare-for-All bill. Wait … are you being sarcastic? Then I'm going to cover their stunning refusal to accept any more Wall Street bribes.
     
15. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2017-03-26 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2017-03-26 Pub. Date: 2017-03-26
Image Number: 156013
Caption: Hey, I lost a tooth! I'll put this under my pillow. And the tooth fairy will leave me some money. Psst, is there really a tooth fairy? No. Is there a Santa? Yes, of course. How much will I get from the tooth fairy? Two dollars … and five dollars to keep me quiet.
     
16. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2017-01-25 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2017-01-25 Pub. Date: 2017-01-25
Image Number: 152919
Caption: The Fusco Brothers are considering getting a cat. For 20 bucks I can make that idea go away.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-23 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-23 Pub. Date: 2016-10-23
Image Number: 149364
Caption: It all started when I spanked my two-year-old son. He was out of control. He was hitting and kicking and spitting. I tried everything. I tried a timeout. I tried redirection. I tried bribery. But when he threw a clock at his baby sister's head, I realized I had to do something drastic. So I swatted him once on the behind. Very lightly. For the rest of the day, he pointed at me and said "You don't hit me. That's bad. You say you're sorry." And I couldn't even argue, because that's exactly what I always told him to tell someone if they hit him. Part of being a parent is becoming comfortable with being a hypocrite. Is two too young for military school?
     
18. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2016-04-19 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2016-04-19 Pub. Date: 2016-04-19
Image Number: 140259
Caption: My 2016 presidential vote can be bought.
     
19. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2016-04-13 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2016-04-13 Pub. Date: 2016-04-13
Image Number: 141696
Caption: Court House. Judge, you should have withdrawn from the mobster's trial after he gave you money. He made me an offer I couldn't recuse.
     
20. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2016-03-20 bribery 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2016-03-20 Pub. Date: 2016-03-20
Image Number: 140501
Caption: F&E Marketing and Advertising. Election years are the hardest! It's tough to sell guys like this new political client. To begin with, he has IRS problems. Let's says "He's an experienced tax-cutter." He also took bribes to pay off his debts. That's great! We'll spin it that "he knows how to balance a budget!" He gave public sector jobs to unqualified family members. "He's lowered unemployment." And he has high unfavorable ratings across the political spectrum. Perfect! We'll call him a "true uniter!"
     
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