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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-28 |
| Image Number: |
178265 |
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Which woman did you play Xbox 360 with? If you tell me the truth, I'll show mercy. Mumble mumble. I can't understand you. Mumble, Darlene, mumble. Did you say Darlene? Darlene? The woman of your dreams?! That Darlene?! Were there high scores involved?! I'm sorry. So terribly sorry.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-27 |
| Image Number: |
178264 |
| Caption: |
You played Xbox 360 with another woman?! Who?! Whom. What? The proper phrasing of the question is: With whom did you play 360? Whom has been advising you?!!! Randy. He said the grammar bit could backfire.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-26 |
| Image Number: |
178263 |
| Caption: |
Rudy what have you done? Did you cheat on me? Tell me, please. Just say it. Not exactly. I spent an afternoon with another woman. Playing Xbox 360. Monster! Our controllers never touched!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-25 |
| Image Number: |
178262 |
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Do you believe that people in a relationship should be totally honest with each other? You know I do. But do you also believe there are things not worth sharing, such as when one person is sort-of unfaithful with another person. Specifically, with a person of the woman variety. Insult, injury, more insult.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-24 |
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2019-06-24 |
| Image Number: |
178241 |
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Laurel, hi. I brought you flowers. You did. How sweet. You never bring me flowers. Never. Not once. And chocolates. Shaped like tiny cell phones. What bad thing have you done? Spill it!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-22 |
| Image Number: |
178175 |
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Do I have to tell Laurel that I played video games with Darlene? Yes. In your eyes, playing video games is sacred. You have compromised your relationship with Laurel by playing with another woman. The truth is hard. But it's the only way. What if it was just physical? I never emotionally connected to the console! Weirdo.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-23 |
| Image Number: |
177336 |
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You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
176439 |
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Un croissant, s'il vous plait. Not following This does not count. I'm not done. Also deux espresso. For ma belle femme, une omelette avec fromage. No. No. No. No. No. You said you'd take me on a trip. This is just a stupid café! Sweetie, use your imagination. Inhale the scent of French food. Picture quaint architecture. Think of this strange little waiter as a colorful street performer. Practice speaking in the local tongue. Le petit man is quite strange. Leave me out of this! Monsieur, where is your - how do you say? - toilettes?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-08 |
| Image Number: |
176654 |
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Tell Laurel that I'm sorry. I'll try to listen better. I'll pay more attention to her and I'll try to be less distracted. Our relationship is more important to me than some silly new Apple Macbook that is the thinnest most beautiful laptop ever constructed. She's more important than the sleek and sexy iPhone, the gorgeously rendered collector's edition of Grand Theft Auto IV, or the winsome pitch of an incoming text message. You'll tall her that for me? Not in so many words.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-07 |
| Image Number: |
176653 |
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Laurel thinks you don't really know who she is. She doesn't feel like you two are getting to the next level of intimacy. She thinks that you know more about the ins and outs of your iPhone than you do about her. Wow. She said that? Yep. She spoke ill of the iPhone? Not my point. We stand as one, brother man.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-06 |
| Image Number: |
176652 |
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My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-05 |
| Image Number: |
176651 |
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Rudy does not really pay attention to who I am as a person. He doesn't think about what makes me special. He knows I like candy, but not that I like Gummy Bears. He knows I like music, but doesn't care that my favorite is Amy Winehouse. I'm sorry. None of this is possible. What do you mean? My client wasn't in the country on the day in question. Making this much worse.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-04 |
| Image Number: |
176650 |
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I'm representing Rudy in your relationship discussions. It's common sense. It will enable both parties to not get too emotional. You're trying to prevent emotion from bleeding into a relationship discussion. Check. Dumbest thing I've ever heard! Calm down.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-02 |
| Image Number: |
176514 |
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Randy, you're going to represent Rudy in our private relationship matter? I've been retained. That's outrageous. He can speak for himself. He has. By choosing me as his representative. So you're his stand-in. Well, what if I feel like giving Rudy a big kiss right now? Hey! What's good for the goose, baby. I may lower my fee.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-01 |
| Image Number: |
176513 |
| Caption: |
Do you understand why I'm upset with you? It's not because you mixed up the hand soap and the body wash. It's because you're not paying attention to me and the details in my life. What do you say to that? Thank you for your comments. I'd like to refer my response to counsel. What? Let me confer privately with my client.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-28 |
| Image Number: |
176512 |
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Where's Rudy? He was here a second ago. We got into an argument. I was yelling at him about mixing up the hand soap and the body wash, and he excused himself. I have no idea where he is. Hiding under laurel's bed. In a relationship discussion. Need help. Breathe. Stay hidden. Coming.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-27 |
| Image Number: |
176511 |
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So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-26 |
| Image Number: |
176510 |
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Why are you upset? What did I do? You washed you face with body soap. Uh oh. Is that bad? Will it hurt me? Will I start to get body hair on my face? Will I grow a limb from my nostrils? Will I turn suddenly sarcastic? Boyfriend digging big hole.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-26 |
| Image Number: |
175967 |
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You have chosen wisely in buying your girlfriend a new video game unit. You're sure? Computer Villa. It's like a jewel. She'll absolutely cherish this. And it has that most essential quality. If she hates it, you can use it. Then I'll also get her an HD camcorder.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-23 |
| Image Number: |
175964 |
| Caption: |
Have you assessed your relationship with your girlfriend on the gadget scale? What's that? It's a way of measuring your feelings. For instance, do you like her as much as a digital camera? Of course. iPod, iPhone, laptop? Yes. Yes. What kind of processor? Quad core. Depends on her mood.
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