Lemont Brown? Your editor sent me to take you on tour to promote your new book, "Katrina's Ghost." Nah, I'm C-Dog. I'm hidin' in Lemont's crib from some big-muscle brotha. I did his sister wrong. An' now he wanna kill me. You know how is, playa. HEY!!! ARE YOU C-DOG?!!! Golly. No! I'm Lemont Brown! I'd love to chat. But I'm on my way to a book tour. Oprah's waiting, Mr. Brown.
Come in, Lemont. I've got good news and bad news. Good news: Your book on Hurricane Katrina's coming out in a few months. Here's your advance. All right! Finally, I can start a college fund for my kid! What's the bad news? I don't know how to put this, but... Why's my advance jingling?