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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-19 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-19 Pub. Date: 2019-09-19
Image Number: 179501
Caption: What'd you want to talk about, Lemont? Susan … How do I say this? Every seven years, the Vulcan male experiences Pon Farr and has to return home to mate, or die. I'll put it another way: Even the most blood-thirsty Klingon warrior eventually needs to find his Parmaqqay. Put it another way. Every incarnation of Doctor Who needs a companion?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-09 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-09 Pub. Date: 2019-09-09
Image Number: 179394
Caption: Well, you seem to be in perfect health, Mr. Dogg. You sure, !@#$*? I got the blood rushin' 'round. I got the palpitations. I got the exact opposite of ennui an' disinterest, an' I ain't sure, !@#$*, but I think I lost my well-honed apathy 'bout the future. It sounds like you're just experiencing excitement. Gasp!
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-24 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-24 Pub. Date: 2019-08-24
Image Number: 179098
Caption: Do you think you'll ever get tired of working for the TSA, Randy? Let me see, little buddy … Will I ever get tired of encountering some of the most interesting people in the world … like Beyonce, and Rihanna, and Emilia Clarke, and Amber Heard, and Jennifer Lawrence, and the rest ... and making sure their pat-downs are completely professional yet totally thorough? This is why I never fly anywhere anymore. As long as blood pumps through my veins, I will never tire of this job.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-04 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-04 Pub. Date: 2019-08-04
Image Number: 178780
Caption: Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. I thought you might say that. That's why I brought along my doctor. He can attest that I'm perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. Mortimer Park is perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. His bones are strong, his blood pressure is dandy, and he's got the pancreas of a man half his age. Give my patient a quadruple espresso, stat!!! You're a great ventriloquist, but your aim is lousy.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-22 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-22 Pub. Date: 2018-11-22
Image Number: 175066
Caption: I heard a passerby comment that a plane has been stuck on the tarmac for seven hours and the passengers are furious. That's because they don't realize that life in a stranded plane is better than no life at all, Rosencrantz. They could sit there and think At lease we haven't crashed. And they've got all the peanuts and ginger in the world. I heard they've run out of peanuts. There will be blood. Spare change?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-10 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-10 Pub. Date: 2017-04-10
Image Number: 156718
Caption: 1982. My momma said her friend Linda has breast cancer. How's she know? Planned Parenthood told her so. Which is weird. What does cancer have to do with parenthood? They do lots of things there. My mom goes there. That's how they found out she had high blood pleasure. Although I'm not sure why they all acted like that was a bad thing. Grownups never make any sense to me either.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-20 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-20 Pub. Date: 2017-03-20
Image Number: 155913
Caption: I got a panicky call from Lionel's mother last night. She wanted to see him right that moment. But I told her Lionel was fast asleep, partly 'cause her tone worried me. She had one of those "I'm an evil vampire and I'm going to take your precious child and perform some ritual incantation that'll turn him into an evil blood-sucking vampire just like me" tones. I'm not sure there's really any "tone" like that, Lemont. That's because you've never kept in touch with an ex.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-06 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-06 Pub. Date: 2016-10-06
Image Number: 149309
Caption: I heard a passerby comment that a plane has been stuck on the tarmac for seven hours and the passengers are furious. That's because they don't realize that life in a stranded plane is better than no life at all, Rozencrantz. They could sit there and think "at least we haven't crashed." And they've got all the peanuts and ginger ale in the world. I heard they've run out of peanuts. There will be blood. Spare change?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-08 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-08 Pub. Date: 2016-02-08
Image Number: 138871
Caption: Well, that was an interesting double date, Lemont. We should do it again sometime. Only next time, maybe your date could actually show up in person, you could leave Skype and the helicopter drone at home, and the evening could end with less blood and stitches. You're never going to let me live that one down, are you? We'll be talking about it in the nursing home.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-12 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-12 Pub. Date: 2015-05-12
Image Number: 126617
Caption: 'Member that riot in Baltimore couple weeks back? That all the media talked about. As usual, they missed the real story. People was so moved by what happened to Freddie Gray that the Crips an' the Bloods called a truce an' joined together in peace. The Crips an' the Bloods, dawg. That be like dogs and cats holdin' hands. "Paws," Clyde. No need. I'm done. What? What?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-26 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-26 Pub. Date: 2014-10-26
Image Number: 117463
Caption: I've figured out why a lot of America's greatest cities are in decline. Why? Because I had some time on my hands while I was doing laundry … But that's not important right now. I'm gonna smash your "Airplane" dvd. Most people think it's only about the shrinking manufacturing and tax base ... but what they don't realize is, cities are living organisms. People are blood cells. Streets are arteries. Downtowns are the heart. The newspaper is the brain. Let's talk about "Airplane" again. You can't survive without a healthy brain, unless you're Congress.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-11 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-11 Pub. Date: 2013-07-11
Image Number: 99041
Caption: Twitter. TWITTER.COM/CANDORVILLE. Lemont Brown: Even Doctor McCoy forgetting he had 71 other genetically engineered augments in stasis whose blood could save Captain Kirk makes more sense than my inability to attract ladies.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-18 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-18 Pub. Date: 2012-11-18
Image Number: 89612
Caption: I've figured out why a lot of America's greatest cities are in decline. Why? Because I had some time on my hands while I was doing laundry … But that's not important right now. I'm gonna smash your "Airplane" dvd. Most people think it's only about the shrinking manufacturing and tax base ... but what they don't realize is, cities are living organisms. People are blood cells, streets are arteries, downtowns are the heart. The newspaper is the brain. Let's talk about "Airplane" again. You can't survive without a healthy brain, unless you're in congress.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-10 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-10 Pub. Date: 2012-07-10
Image Number: 51939
Caption: Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep. Oh. Go right ahead. By the way, did I tell you about the bed bug epidemic? Your bed may be infested with millions of blood-sucking insects. I can't sleep at all. 100% of those who suffer from insomnia will DIE!!! ... eventually. (This cartoon was originally published in 2010).
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-03 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-03 Pub. Date: 2011-07-03
Image Number: 62677
Caption: Dear Moron … I'm extremely offended by your latest blog where you defended Rihanna's "Man Down" video; where her character shoots a man who had sexually assaulted her. What a double-standard! If Chris Brown had made a video where HE shot a woman, you'd be outraged! And don't give me the excuse that "Well he beat HER up, not the other way around." That's neither here nor there. What kind of message does it send to show a sexual predator getting gunned down in cold blood? "DON'T RAPE PEOPLE." You and Rihanna owe rapists everywhere an apology.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-18 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-18 Pub. Date: 2010-12-18
Image Number: 55241
Caption: Twitter. Twitter.com/Candorville. "Mingma, eat your yak blood cubes, there are starving children in America."
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-08 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-08 Pub. Date: 2010-11-08
Image Number: 53956
Caption: Dr. Noodle. Why do bad things happen to me? I'm a good person. I pay my taxes, I donate blood, I help little old ladies cross the street … … But I end up with an evil ex-fiancee, a friend who leaches off me, a receding hairline … Is this a bad time to tell you I'm raising my hourly fee? From now on the little old ladies are on their own!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-20 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-20 Pub. Date: 2010-08-20
Image Number: 50980
Caption: You're a lawyer. So? I'm a soulless and powerful vampire about to drain you of all your blood till you're nothing but an empty, withered husk. I was about to make some sort of lawyer joke, but that would be beneath me.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-29 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-29 Pub. Date: 2010-07-29
Image Number: 50002
Caption: Meanwhile, in Roxanne's Dungeon … Oh Brett … I'm so sorry I sent you to deliver a subpoena to a blood-thirsty vampire. Can you ever forgive me? I'll take your silence as a "yes." Lawyers.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-31 blood 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-31 Pub. Date: 2009-03-31
Image Number: 31249
Caption: Tonaya, internet's broken. What's that, Grandpa? I've been looking at this Lemont Brown guy's tweeter for months. "Twitter," Gramps. It's supposed to be all about politics. But there's all this weird stuff instead that I don't understand. (sigh) What are you talking about, Grandpa? Twitter. Vampire chasing me, trying to drink blood. Peace out. Tap tap tap tap tap.
     
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